MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwhal

Who are you voting for in Round 3 (Author Beasts)?

The Friendly Narwhal
4
22%
Mongoose
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78%
The Unspeakable Duck Creature
0
No votes
War Mer'chine
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No votes
 
Total votes: 18

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Re: MB4 R3 - Mongoose vs. The UDC vs. War Mer'chine

Postby boot » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:27 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:...do you really feel that Narwhal had any reason to be in the fight, or was it a lark?...I don't see much point of putting him in unless there is a cogent argument to be made for how he could fight a Mongoose or War Mer'chine?


How exactly did the Fail Whale get into this list of six in the first place? Someone must have felt he could stand a legitimate chance on the Match.
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby SEELE_01 » Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:42 am

Let me just say that these new pictures are fantastic, I burst out laughing at Friendly Narwhal's pic.

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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby normsherman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:35 am

SEELE_01 wrote:Let me just say that these new pictures are fantastic, I burst out laughing at Friendly Narwhal's pic.

I totally agree. I hate the Fail Whale and yet he managed to become my desktop image. I worship at the shrine of Bo Kaier.
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby normsherman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:42 am

Also, might I ad-- never before has "speaks English" been recorded as a fighter's strength. We should all be sure to note that in addition to 'questionable agility,' the %&G!&! narwhal is able to speak english.
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby moonowl » Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:52 am

normsherman wrote:
SEELE_01 wrote:Let me just say that these new pictures are fantastic, I burst out laughing at Friendly Narwhal's pic.

I totally agree. I hate the Fail Whale and yet he managed to become my desktop image. I worship at the shrine of Bo Kaier.


Crap, Bo!!!!!! How can I not vote for the fail whale with that?
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Re: MB4 R3 - Mongoose vs. The UDC vs. War Mer'chine

Postby StalinSays » Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:13 am

Thanks everybody.

I'm confined to the passenger seat of a speeding auto for the next 5 days, with only an internet deficient laptop to keep me company - mega beast 'fancy color' versions should have their speediest turn-around yet.

Had to rush up the card backs (AKA stats, powers, weaknesses), some subtle changes may occur by tomorrow night. Nothing sinister, I just was in a rush. Spelling corrections, and the Mer'chine will become slightly more powerful (he was the only one of the four to not receive a second pass {post skirmish tweaking}).

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boot wrote:How exactly did the Fail Whale get into this list of six in the first place? Someone must have felt he could stand a legitimate chance on the Match.


It certainly stood an illegitimate chance.

Absurdity wins 'round these parts. I wouldn't bet the mortgage on him this round though. Sigh.
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby jannypie » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:56 pm

Bo, you just continue to outdo yourself man! The personalities that you give the characters makes this as much fun as the ideas of them :lol: Rock on.


Narwhal can speak english, but Mongoose is stone deaf. Narwhal has no defenses. Mongoose eff tee dubya.
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby SEELE_01 » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:02 pm

Hey, Narwhal stood a fair chance. But it seems he's about to learn that the most dangerous negotiator is man himself.

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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby tastycakes » Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:57 pm

Hey, I think everyone was creaming over Velasquez's ability to speak English last year. Speaking can be a huge strength on the battlefield. Plus, he can logistically disarm his opponents vitriol through speaking English. Sounds like a pretty nice strength to me.
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby angagaur » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:24 pm

The Narwhale could probably speak the whalesong-like language of the Merfolk, so maybe he could join forces with his aquatic ally, if only for a short time.

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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby Mikes » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:53 pm

Bandai's in the Narwhal's corner:

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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby tastycakes » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:15 pm

That is stinkin' awesome. Why can't my Goodwill have quality items like that?
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby potatohamster » Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:50 am

Mikes wrote:Bandai's in the Narwhal's corner:

Image

Dunno how a koala got to tha Arctic.



I got that for Christmas last year!! There is also the Narwhal V. Unicorn play set :twisted:
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby tbaker2500 » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:52 am

Hey, hamsterboobs is back!
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby normsherman » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:11 am

tbaker2500 wrote:Hey, hamsterboobs is back!

ain't no sunshine when she's gone
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Mongoose'egg

Postby StalinSays » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:35 am

The voting hegemony of this round is thoroughly disturbing. Look people, we all love the Mongoose, we want one as a companion, tied around our throats at all times, killing at our command, purring, and being the bestest, cutest hyper intelligent house cat / tentacle monster evers. I cannot deny my personal desire for a Mongoose to cuddle and read stories to. But heck'darn'jeepers likability is not the deciding factor of Death Match!

Mongoose is tiny - squishably so! And these opponents don't have readily apparent baby chutes what with to be trespassed through! Blargh. Vote with your callused, dog fighting hearts, not your soft, dog owning hearts.

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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby jannypie » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:27 am

Bo, did you just use a "don't vote for the cute animal" argument and then back the Friendly Narwhal?? :|

Did you forget the part where Mongoose ninja'd that breeder to disgusting bits? It's not like she just sits there. She took out an alien from another dimension that humans were helpless against and repeated fire power merely annoyed. Mongoose is kinda like "the lady in the street but a freak in the bed" cause she's sweet and all, but when it comes down to it, she gets the job done.
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby moonowl » Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:21 pm

But the Narwhal has a killer smile!
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Re: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwha

Postby potatohamster » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:49 am

normsherman wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:Hey, hamsterboobs is back!

ain't no sunshine when she's gone


Aw shucks, ya'll make me blush! :oops:

Either way, that darn Narwhal gives me the willies, no matter how much it can impale, whether its a Koala or Mongoose... I'd turn tail and run if I saw that face first thing in the morning!
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Re: Mongoose'egg

Postby Non-Euclidean Geo. » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:06 am

StalinSays wrote:But heck'darn'jeepers likability is not the deciding factor of Death Match!

Mongoose is tiny - squishably so! And these opponents don't have readily apparent baby chutes what with to be trespassed through! Blargh. Vote with your callused, dog fighting hearts, not your soft, dog owning hearts.


Cute's got nothing to do with it. On the defensive side Mongoose has got invisiblity and the ability to phase in and out of other dimensions. Explain to me how someone lands a blow on that? Offensively Mongoose can reshape her body into a sharp object and locate an enemy's weakpoint. A couple slashed hoses on steam powered War Merchine and he's an immobile novelty fish bowl. The ways in which Duck and Narwhal can die are myriad. Even if everyone teams up on Mongoose, what difference does it make? She's the single bullet that bounces all over the presidential Cadillac and shoots Kennedy and the Texas Governor multiple times.


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