MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!

The beast fights have returned - vote to determine which will survive!
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The MBDM is an annual tradition around Drabble'land. It represents an open discussion of bi-weekly match-ups between imaginary 'Mega-Beast' monsters, argued over on a bi-weekly, drunken podcast by bi-curious, weepy hosts Norm, Bo, Kendall, Luke, and Adam.
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A gallery of veteran beasts, seasons 1 - 4, can be seen here. Most are dead now. Don't be sad though; they were never really alive.
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MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!

Postby StalinSays » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:12 pm

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The official round starts Monday the 25th. We've recorded the podcast early, so everyone has a chance to hear the Death Panel's thoughts. But WE NEED YOUR CALLS. Lend Norm some skype audio, call the beast line at 443 552 3336 and leave a message on which of these three critters would win.




Beast 1:
Necromander
Nature:Salamander
Size: 5' (Tall) 7' (Long)
Weight: 250 lbs
The familiar of an ancient warlock, breed for sinister purposes. An alligator-sized salamander, whose patterning resembles runes. A practitioner of the dark arts: utilizes curses and spell-casting over physical means of combat. Able to raise and subjugate the recent dead.

Beast 2
Barracade
Nature: Pangolin (scaly anteater), Barracuda
Size: 4' (Tall) 8' (Long)
Weight: 2.5 tons
Steel scales create an impregnable body surface. Sharp, steel teeth. Can breathe underwater or on land. Hunger is insatiable, will rip and tear for the thrill. Voracious, opportunistic, capable of bursts of speed.


Beast 3:
Mr. D'Ed
Nature: Horse
Size: 10' (Long) 8' (Tall)
Weight: 1.25 tons
An unbelievable talking horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Hi-Yo Mr. D'Ed! Time-bending speed fostered his return from those thrilling days of yesteryear! Will talk you down then hove your noggin.'
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Re: MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!

Postby tbaker2500 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:39 am

Done.
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Postby Tesseract » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:08 pm

Done, but I forgot to say my name! ^6^ Why the frell is a necromancer in with an undead horse? Subjugation of MR D'ed!
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Re: MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!

Postby ROU Killing Time » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:22 pm

Yes, Necromander subjugates Mr.D'ed. Fight is now 2-1. Game over, man.

(Of course, Mr.D'ed my not qualify as "recently" dead, so maybe not...)

Judges ruling?
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Postby Tesseract » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:05 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Yes, Necromander subjugates Mr.D'ed. Fight is now 2-1. Game over, man.

(Of course, Mr.D'ed my not qualify as "recently" dead, so maybe not...)

Judges ruling?


The horse runs at light speed, he's probably only been dead for a few days comparatively.
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Re: MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!

Postby StalinSays » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:09 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Yes, Necromander subjugates Mr.D'ed. Fight is now 2-1. Game over, man.

(Of course, Mr.D'ed my not qualify as "recently" dead, so maybe not...)

Judges ruling?


A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to this topic. Vague descriptions lead to strong convictions. Here's hoping for a close one!




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Re: MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!

Postby ROU Killing Time » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:24 pm

Tesseract wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Yes, Necromander subjugates Mr.D'ed. Fight is now 2-1. Game over, man.

(Of course, Mr.D'ed my not qualify as "recently" dead, so maybe not...)

Judges ruling?


The horse runs at light speed, he's probably only been dead for a few days comparatively.

Relatively, not comparatively. :-)
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