Red Menace vs Super-Dreadnaughtilus vs Necromanster vs Hard8

[StalinSays]

Mega-Beast Death-Match 2012 - Finals - voting will close on Friday August 31st at midnight

The Red Menace vs. Super-Dreadnaughtilus vs. Necromanster vs. Hard 8

Make sure to also vote on Facebook and Deviant Art if you have the chance.

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Beast 1:
The Red Menace
Formerly The Red Panda, winner of round 1
Nature: Red Panda, Squirrel, Ray
Size: 12' (Tall) 20' (Across)
Weight: 3 tons
Moves like a jet through the air - able to break the sound barrier. Can become invisible. Metal tipped claws. Silica bonded muscle. Toxic blood. Fires missiles. Gun turrets. Intelligent. Receives communications from a spy satellite.

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Beast 2:
Super-Dreadnaughtilus
Formerly Dreadnaughtilus, winner of round 3
Nature: Nautilus, Flea, Cat, Flamingo
Size: 30' (Tall) 38' (Wingspan) 6’ (tall [soldiers])
Weight: 6 tons, 250 lb (Soldiers)
Seas with heat vision. Feathers are so pink they causes disorientation and nausea. Area behind eyes is a reservoir of hydrogen, allowing for flight in spite of tremendous weight. Uses leaping bounds for lift. Heavy kicks. Fires missiles. Retractable bayonets in tentacles, metallic flea-like mandibles. Armored. Flanked by two human-sized soldiers, who posses biblical shields and spears, and a devotion to the Super-Dreadnaughtilus. Inaccurate from distance.

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Beast 3:
Necromanster
Formerly Necromander, winner of round 4
Nature: Salamander, Pangolin, Barracuda, Horse
Size: 6'10 (Tall) 7' (Long)
Weight: 1.25 tons
A carrion draped blight. Able to raise and subjugate the recent dead, cast barrier spells, direct harmful spirits, and victimize foes with wasting curses. Covered in a coat of sharp, steely scales. Can taste the air with elongated tongue. Speaks, and has human-like intelligence. Can achieve light speed on foot (though breaks apart if traveling too fast, requiring breaks). Purely terrestrial.

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25ast 4:
Hard 8
Formerly Snaketopus, winner of round 2
Nature: Octopus, Serpent, Cricket, Human, Bat, Platypus
Size: 5'5 (Tall [all 4’s]) 16' (Long)
Weight: 900 lbs
A confounding beast which wields a probability altering ability and supreme defensive prowess to repel all attacks. Bats projectiles with paddle tail. Serpentine tendrils spit blinding from a distance, and inject paralyzing, deadly with bite. Malleable shape. Sharp claws. Gliding flight. Moves with bounding leaps. Human-like intelligence.

[ROU Killing Time]

Hard8 gonna pwn all you biotches then go hit the craps tables in Vegas.

[angagaur]

Hard8 gonna pwn all you biotches then go hit the craps tables in Vegas.

Sorry ROU, this Deathmatch is only big enough for one cephalopod-type creature. Like Admiral Perry at the gates of Japan, Super-Dreadnaughtilus simply won't take no for an answer. It's time for Hard8 to hit the bricks.

[silverflute]

How could Super-Dreadnaughtilus win, he's a floating hydrogen balloon. One missile and kaboom!

[angagaur]

How could Super-Dreadnaughtilus win, he's a floating hydrogen balloon. One missile and kaboom!

He's got hustle and heart.

[strawman]

He's got hustle and heart.

You know who else had hustle and heart?
Do you?
Guy by the name of Vasquez, *that's* who !

[ROU Killing Time]

So true, Strawman, so true. But let us shed the grief of the past and bring up one important point.

Only ONE of these contestants have awesome tentacles that can also constrict and spew venom, and this fact is woefully being ignored by the voters.

A venomous pox on all of ye.

[tbaker2500]

I think this one line about Hard8 really says it all:

A confounding beast which wields a probability altering ability and supreme defensive prowess to repel all attacks.

This is a 4-way fight. Being an intelligent "creature", Hard8 will simply defend all attacks until one is left. I mean, it's in the friggin' description! Then will kill the remaining fool with a deadly snake bite.

I have a hard time seeing it going any other way. Convince me!

[ROU Killing Time]

The Ssssssaintly one ssssspeakssss the trutthhhhhhhpppt...

Hiss

[cinnamon]

I've been away, but the call of Hard8 pulled me back.

[tbaker2500]

Podcast was funny, as always. Just the other day Dave said he called Bo again, but he didn't say it was in the middle of recording the MBDM! He should know better.

Guys, what's all this namby-pamby about Necromanster? You guys really want a mage to win this? Phft.

Hard8 is still the lead vote for me, but Red Menace is OK too. It's all these damn fools over on facebook who are going for Necromanster. I think we need some Jim Crow laws here.

[ROU Killing Time]

I can't seem to find the Facebook page for this round.

[tbaker2500]

Clique on the "Facebook" like in the top post here.

[StalinSays]

Late push happening for Super-Dreadnaughtilus on Facebook. If y'all are uncool with SD being your champion, I recommend a similar plea to your friends.

Just saying, The Death Panel was unanimous in their 'he will be exploded' sentiment.

And to complete my Mario 2 analogy
Red Menace : Mario
Hard 8 : Luigi
Super-Dreadnaughtilst : Toad
Necromanster: Princess

[angagaur]

Don't listen to stalin, Citizens. Return to your shopping.

[ROU Killing Time]

Thx Tom. Actually figured that out for myself.

Hard8 in 2012.

[tbaker2500]

Don't listen to stalin, Citizens. Return to your shopping.

You know, I'd be upset about this, except for:
A. It doesn't matter, really.
B. You're bringing new people to the Facebook page, at least. Better than just computer lab hopping.

[angagaur]

Don't listen to stalin, Citizens. Return to your shopping.

You know, I'd be upset about this, except for:
A. It doesn't matter, really.
B. You're bringing new people to the Facebook page, at least. Better than just computer lab hopping.

Those allegations are unsubstantiated hogwash!

[ROU Killing Time]

Vote for Hard8 or hundreds of cute puppies will DIE!!! (Do you really want that on your conscience?)

[angagaur]

What's the word? It's almost been a month since the round ended.
Let's have some results and Dragon*Con Drabblecast'ing!