Speaking of spoiled arguments, here comes my (patent pending) circle of death. What beast beats what beast in a rock/paper/scissors style, and who breaks the circle!
Kowalrus beats Pigwig - There's just too much bear and not enough hair
Ursus Oop'sus beats Kowalrus - Big meets bigger, bigger wins
The Red Panda beats Ursus Oop'sus - it's simple, and easily overwhelmed by a tactically inclined opponent
Solar Bear beats The Red Panda - RP's vision is gone in a flash, satellite communications drop out due to solar flare, and hey, who turned up the heat?
Pigwig beats Solar Bear - bangs shade from blinding flashes, a concealed body makes for a hard target, and tendrils do the rest
So who breaks the cycle? Who is spoiler!?Red Panda
- espionage and intelligence gathering gives him a view of the battle not even approached by his ravenous peers. His threat assessment leads him to a surprise, early assault on Solar Bear, taking the queen off the board, and then it's but a series of cruise control moves until it's check mate.