admiralsunshine wrote:A woman scorned? Immune to logic and reason, capable of extended rampages, although will extremely exaggerate any harm inflicted upon herself.
The name needs to inflict pun-ishment. So AWS was exposed to excessive cell-phone "radiation" and mutated into...Scornflake
: Aging hippie starlet, no longer giving aid and comfort to our enemies in time of war, is enraged that she can't get any good parts anymore. This rage led to an unfortunate accident with poorly homemade biodiesel and her iPhone -- which was playing a Bill Maher episode at the time.
The resulting "Metaphysical, mystic karma crystallization" gave her a very thin skin but an extreme Teflon defense that sloughs off all attacks. Her "natural" hair treatments, and years of embedded makeup residue, give her gaze Medusa-like stunning and emetic powers.
But her greatest weapon is a shrill cry, that summons forth swarms of pests that: litter, annoy, and generally shout down all attempts at civilized conversation.