MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

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MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby StalinSays » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:09 pm

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So mid-blood-stream it was decided that with 15 more beasts, the Mega-Beast Death-Match could have a proper bracket system.

Where do those 15 beasts come from? You! Write out your idea here - name/powers/story (optional)/measurements (optional), and it will be considered for the final set of 2012 competitors. That means I (Bo Kaier) will draw it, and it will go before a vote like the 45 before it, so see if it advances (advancement means another drawing or more, honor, praise, and hell, we'll start talking prizes too as some point). And hey, you can post half baked beasts and request a hand from the community.

Remember - there is no point! We're arguing over the structural integrity of castles in the sky! This is about being awesome, in the way that a tiger and lion mating at a zoo and birthing a lyger is awesome! Unnatural, animal related, dangerous!

Share with a friend! All are welcome to submit, and all beasts will be considered equally (but only the awesome ones will win).


The original suggestions (for your reference) can be seen here: http://forums.drabblecast.org/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=3690

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Mikes » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:32 pm

Che Guerrilla

Raised in the steamy jungles of highland central America, Che found out at an early age just how evil capitalism is when his whole village was bought by Donald Trump and the inhabitants forced to make wig after wig for the billionaire.

Che lead a breakout from the compound, stealing guns and ammunition, and joining with the last survivors the militant arm of latino socialists in the jungle. Since then he has received training in explosives, sabotage, laying traps, firearms and hand to hand to hand to hand combat (he's an ape; four hands).

Drive by an iron-hard ideaology he sees the catpitalist taint in everything, and will not stop until he has freed everyone on the planet from its shackles. Even if that means killing them.

Reports say he may look something like this:

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby bo_puppet » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:57 pm

Mikes gets us started. Figure I'll keep the ball rolling with some animal picks. Here are a few great beasts that have never made the jump to mega. Perhaps you have ideas?

Pangolin
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Barricuda
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Fenek
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Skunk
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Hare
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Bullfrog
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Porcupine
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Baboon
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby strawman » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:04 am

Mittens Baboonerang. Master of the Comeback. Primary weapon: cliched euphemisms.
"At the end of the day, what goes around is what it is".
60% of MBDM voters vote against him, but he still gets 57% of the delegates.
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby strawman » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:06 am

Why not Cowfrog? or Beefupine?
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby ROU Killing Time » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:30 am

Pirrahnapede. 10 feet of segmented multi-mouthed razor maws.
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Dr. Ew » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:57 am

Trying to cure his degenerative ectrodactyly claw hands, zee good doktor tried some radical new genetic splicing techniques only to realize a stray hair or two from his lab's guard dog had gotten into the mix.... and when the smoke cleared...

The Dober-Man-Pincher

Super intelligent- very aggressive - uber pinchy
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Dr. Ew » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:58 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Pirrahnapede. 10 feet of segmented multi-mouthed razor maws.


I NEVER want to come across this. EVER.
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby behind the ziggurat » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:31 pm

Hi everyone, I'm new to the forum. I thought suggesting a Mega Beast would be a good way to get involved!

I noticed some people talking about cricket before, cricket is the best. How about Cricket-Bat, a half-cricket, half-bat humanoid creature that walks around in an old fashioned cricket uniform with cricket bat in hand.

He could fly with his bat wings and leap around with his cricket legs. Plus he could use his cricket bat to expertly and tediously block any offensive attack over and over again like a good old fashioned test batsman would. But his real weapon would be the ability to bore and confuse the hell out of any Mega Beasts not from a cricketing nation.

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Christi » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:02 pm

behind the ziggurat wrote:Hi everyone, I'm new to the forum. I thought suggesting a Mega Beast would be a good way to get involved!

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Let me be the first to welcome you (if tbaker doesn’t mind too much, he seems to be in charge of the welcoming committee)
Cool beast, I would have loved to see this guy go up against BatelEx - unfortunately she already had the guano knocked out of her in the previous heat.

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Christi » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:04 pm

Udderwyze
(one mean MudderFu#%er)
From Africa
A Baboon is caught in the crossfire of experimental radiation war games, his crazed wanderings lead him to a field polluted with toxic sludge (some first world country paid this third world country a pitiful amount for the rights to dump toxic waste), He meets a cow also mutated by the sludge. They fall in love, the result; Udderwyze
This crazed beast is intelligent and vicious, hooves on its feet, but it has baboon arms and hands with opposable thumbs. Goes Berserk at the smell of blood, when angry its starts flinging radioactive pooh!! This causes instantaneous ulcers on foes. Also this thing is asexual (we dunno) its able to squirt hydrochloric acid from its udder!!!

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Christi » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:08 pm

Sickophant
A genetically modified elephant with enhanced intelligence is bitten by a plague infected rat (you know how dirty those illegal experimental labs can get).
This beast will lull you into a false sense of security with compliments, as soon as you turn your back however, he will skewer you with his plague infected tusks. You get sick, you die!
I know we already have a trunked beast in here - but I just loved the pun!

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Christi » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:12 pm

Barracade
Armadillo X Barracuda
Steel scales create an impregnable body surface, he has the teeth of a barracuda. Being half fish he has gills and can breathe underwater and on land.
His hunger is insatiable and will rip and tear for the thrill of flesh tearing under his steel claws.

Let me be the first to welcome you (if tbaker doesn’t mind too much, he seems to be in charge of the welcoming committee)
Cool beast, I would have loved to see this guy go up against BatelEx - unfortunately she already had the guano knocked out of her in the previous heat.

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Dr. Ew » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:52 pm

ummmm........ I thought it was only some Mega Beasts that could disturb me.
I was wrong.
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Christi » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:06 pm

WTF!!!!
Can we please get this crap off here??

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Candiboy » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:30 pm

Christi wrote:WTF!!!!
Can we please get this crap off here??


Agreed! Its aweful! Who is that loser and why is he posting here? Hope he impales himself on a blunt teaspoon in his manly area.
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby ROU Killing Time » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:37 pm

Cleanup aisle one.
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby strawman » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:24 pm

I don't know how that happened.
Rather than wait for St Tom, I deleted and tried to ban DegreeMoon's IP from posting. However, our tools said DegreeMoon was not recognized as a member.

Hope it was not somehow connected by Google's porno spam algorithms department to the Forum Rules contents above. I mean, bi-weekly is pretty suggestive. :roll:
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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Bo_testing » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:35 pm

TEST

So yeh, this is how the spam happened. Goddamn the internet, really? We have a Captcha!

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Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby StalinSays » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:43 pm

:? :roll: So sorry for whatever disturbing piece of such and such you were all exposed to. The fault is on me. When I created the MBDM 2012 forum category I intentionally kept the permissions loose, so that guests could contribute suggestions. There's a captcha, so no bots, until now it had not been a problem. Sadly though there isn't a preventive measure for actual flesh and blood perv-monsters seeking plunge us in to miasma. You'd think some enclaves of the internet could be free of this crap. No enclaves of the internet are crap free. Just remember this next time you have to jump through hoops to register for a site, it's not the site being uptight, it's an omnipresent scum-bucket contingent that will wreck anything Google indexes, unless someone else is there to keep watch (thanks Strawman!). Web communities: like building a towering sandcastle on a beach teaming with 5-year-olds.

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