MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

User avatar
admiralsunshine
Member
Posts: 77
Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:08 am

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby admiralsunshine » Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:03 pm

A woman scorned? Immune to logic and reason, capable of extended rampages, although will extremely exaggerate any harm inflicted upon herself.
Don't read this signature!
----------------------------------
Oh no! You read it! If you don't copy this into your signature, then you will be...SUPERSTITIOUS

User avatar
angagaur
Member
Posts: 87
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:22 pm
Location: Philadelphia

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby angagaur » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:33 pm

Mack, the Monstrous Mantis Shrimp: An 8ft tall mantis shrimp that likes to get Punchy.
This heavyweight champion of the seas will take on all contenders in a no holds barred match to the death!
He comes ready with a clobbering punch unmatched in speed and strength. So intense are his blows, they form a cavitation bubble upon impact, which results in a rapidly collapsing pocket of superheated atmosphere, sending out a damaging localized shockwave; essentially hitting his opponents twice for every strike ("the old One-Two")
And he also comes looking for trouble with a pair of the most sophisticated eyes in the animal kingdom, capable of detecting every band of light from infra-red, through visible color, and into ultra-violet. You can run, but you can't hide.
To top it all off, Mack, the Monstrous Mantis Shrimp has a mean streak ten fathoms long, infamous for never relenting during a match, often pummeling opponents even after they've been knocked down. Ringside judges have resorted to using the bell so often to stop him from murdering his rivals, Mack has gone clinically deaf.
A disadvantage you say? Let us know what you think when he's unable to hear your pleas for mercy.

User avatar
StalinSays
Beast-Master
Posts: 1709
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:58 am
Location: West Los Angeles, CA
Contact:

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby StalinSays » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:58 pm

Finishing round 11 art now. Sorry for the delay everyone.
Instagram: @Bokaier | Twitter: @BoKaier | Vine: @BoKaier | Tumblr: bokaier.tumblr.com

User avatar
strawman
Member
Posts: 5966
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: South Georgia

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby strawman » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:45 pm

Unforgivable.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

User avatar
Algernon Sydney is Dead
Moderator
Posts: 3498
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:22 pm
Location: PRK (California)

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:15 am

admiralsunshine wrote:A woman scorned? Immune to logic and reason, capable of extended rampages, although will extremely exaggerate any harm inflicted upon herself.

The name needs to inflict pun-ishment. So AWS was exposed to excessive cell-phone "radiation" and mutated into...

Scornflake: Aging hippie starlet, no longer giving aid and comfort to our enemies in time of war, is enraged that she can't get any good parts anymore. This rage led to an unfortunate accident with poorly homemade biodiesel and her iPhone -- which was playing a Bill Maher episode at the time.

The resulting "Metaphysical, mystic karma crystallization" gave her a very thin skin but an extreme Teflon defense that sloughs off all attacks. Her "natural" hair treatments, and years of embedded makeup residue, give her gaze Medusa-like stunning and emetic powers.

But her greatest weapon is a shrill cry, that summons forth swarms of pests that: litter, annoy, and generally shout down all attempts at civilized conversation.

User avatar
admiralsunshine
Member
Posts: 77
Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:08 am

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby admiralsunshine » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:40 am

.... <.< .... >.> .... Yeah what he said!
Don't read this signature!
----------------------------------
Oh no! You read it! If you don't copy this into your signature, then you will be...SUPERSTITIOUS

User avatar
strawman
Member
Posts: 5966
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: South Georgia

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby strawman » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:43 pm

Do we get to vote on which of the women on The View you had in mind?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

User avatar
admiralsunshine
Member
Posts: 77
Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:08 am

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby admiralsunshine » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:57 pm

strawman wrote:Do we get to vote on which of the women on The View you had in mind?


Well I was leaning toward Kathy Griffin or a Kardashian, but The View probably would be more family appropriate
Don't read this signature!
----------------------------------
Oh no! You read it! If you don't copy this into your signature, then you will be...SUPERSTITIOUS

User avatar
strawman
Member
Posts: 5966
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: South Georgia

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby strawman » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:38 pm

What would you get if Kathy Griffin married Joy Behar?

You'd get what you deserve for knowing who these people are.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

User avatar
admiralsunshine
Member
Posts: 77
Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:08 am

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby admiralsunshine » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:56 pm

strawman wrote:What would you get if Kathy Griffin married Joy Behar?

You'd get what you deserve for knowing who these people are.


I don't know who Joy Behar is, but I had a bear/griffin monster in mind
Don't read this signature!
----------------------------------
Oh no! You read it! If you don't copy this into your signature, then you will be...SUPERSTITIOUS

User avatar
strawman
Member
Posts: 5966
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: South Georgia

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby strawman » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:10 pm

You're close.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

User avatar
admiralsunshine
Member
Posts: 77
Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:08 am

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Postby admiralsunshine » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:15 pm

Kathy Griffin alone is monstrous enough to hold her own in the MBDM
Don't read this signature!
----------------------------------
Oh no! You read it! If you don't copy this into your signature, then you will be...SUPERSTITIOUS


Return to “Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)”



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest