Thanks all, always obliged to bring beastly ideas to life. Sorry to be absentee in managing the comment stream. Poor Dryena is without a sponsor, and being beaten about the head and neck with poles (and by that I mean the voting polls).
Silence be damned! Let me stir the pot with some opinions. Here again, the circle of death - which beast beats which beast, in a round of rock/paper/scissors style match-ups [And most importantly, which critter has the pluck to break the circle!].
Cricket Bat beats Mitten Baboonerang - For every boomerang throw, whap, it's sent right back. Oh the stalemate! And as Mittens interest begins to taper off, whap, the boomerang is redirected straight towards his head, like the sticky wicket it is.
Dryena beats Cricket Bat - It takes a lot of concentration, being a spoiler. And with one lapse comes a cackling bear hug from behind, and a very draining death.
Boarnet beats Dryena - Absorbent as he may be, a detachable stinger plunged to his heart will have him soaking in not essence, but relaxants. No good at all for an addictive personality. The hove stomps come shortly after.
Murder King beats Boarnet - Sting as it may, it's no match for a swarming, engulfing, pecking shadow. Bird meets bug!
Mittens Baboonerang beats Murder King - It hangs in there (baby).
So who breaks the cycle? Who is spoiler!?Murder King
- No other beast in the round has the offensive output to handle the murder en masse. Plus crows are smart. Are we forgetting how creepy smart crows are? They talk to each other and use tools for chrissake.