This weekend a friend called me up. "Michael," he said, "I've been looking over the team Roy Hodgson put together for England's run at the Euro cup, and I was wondering what your opinion was of him picking Terry instead of Ferdinand?"
And I replied; "Who cares?! I need to dedicate some serious through into who would win between a pack of feral cat-fleas versus a floating battleship!"
I really did, and I have.
As much as I would like vote for for which beast(s) I think are coolest, I have to be honest to the current fight. Flaming Goliath should just be called Charcoal Chicken and be done with it, but even so Siafleas can't beat Dread. Yes, they're the coolest, but hopping to grab hold of Dread is only half the battle. They just cna't damage him when they get there, all the while he's deathing them fropm above with missiles or hacking at them with machetes.
My vote goes with dread.
Of course, if Siafleas's namesake was the RHCP bassist this could have gone a whole different way.
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!