Mr. Tweedy wrote:Whoa?! Hybrid Hellephant? Like, Hellephant plus the powers of Evisceraptor, Lucifowl and Squid Viscous? That's nuts! He'll be completely invincible. He'll also be completely incapacitated by his own phobias and neuroses. The end result is a suicidal super-beast that struggles ceaselessly to end its own abominable existence but fails do its indomitable nature.
Poor, dear to Hell-On-Earth-Ephant. Our pity goes out to you.
strawman wrote:Meh. Just a typical Democrat.
StalinSays wrote:strawman wrote:Meh. Just a typical Democrat.
He's an Elephant - it's anatomically impossible for him to be anything other than a republican. Donkey'crat with firing buzz saw blades didn't even qualify for the prelims.
Hellaphant's a mutant, just like the GOP he symbolizes. And just like Hellie, they two are becoming a dangerous hybrid. Starting once as humble Reagan'ites, transformed by successive victories in to.... Bush'ites? (compassionate conservo-religious neo-con corporate pro-life patriots of finance). With a likely trouncing across two branches in November, the Red-Stater-Raiders will mutate further in to a new, electable strain, due 2012. Here's hoping its more classic conservative / libertarian than hate-monger McCarthyist, whichever way, it will be a whole new organism. With tentacles and bat wings too.
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