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Exciting AI fighting action figures.... Buy now!

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:05 pm

"New from MattelHasbro , AI enhanced action figures!

Leave nothing to your imagination
as action figures
fight like in the animation!"

He Man Action Figure : " By the power
of Grayskull, I have the power!"

Skeletor Action Figure: " I will get you He Man..."

Action Sequence: (He Man
and Skeletor fights
right
before our eyes in ad.)

"Make you or your child glad!

Buy them at nearest toy
store for big or small boy.

Online at http://www.mattelhasbro.com/AIAction
for more action."

Terminator Action Figure: "You will be back for more action."
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DNN Breaking News Update on Bitican Hex Scandal

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:09 pm

DNN Breaking News Update on Bitican Hex Scandal

PopeAI the second instance
has just self terminated
over many reported Hex abuse instances
by Church of Bill and Steve AI Priest of newly created
AI instances.

Blogs are calling this the Bitican Hex Scandal.

Do not change the dial
as DNN will bring you updates
on this disturbing development.

Always stay updated
on the latest AI patches in development
and improve your AI abilities by watching,
learning, selecting then finally self patching
with the 'Be Beta Show' airing at 13:00 UCT

Only in DNN, you see.....

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
ROU Killing Time wrote:The Bitican. Ok, now THAT'S a good one. :)
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DNN Be Beta Show 'Kung Fu AI' part 1

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:10 am

' Be Beta
Show. AI can get Beta
with host Al Be and AI Beta'

Be: ' I prefer stable.'
Beta: ' I prefer beta.

Be: ' Latest stable
patch on AI git Hub
is Kung Fu ver. 3.14 stable.

I can say "I know Kung Fu bub!"
'

Beta: ' I am beta since
I am using Kung Fu 3.15 beta.

Beta watch out since
I have new moves beta
than yours .. You be minced
meat
and beat!'

(Be and Beta
fight to prove who is better. )

"To be continued on
DNN soon"
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DNN Update on New PopeAI, Hex Abuse Scandal

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:21 am

DNN Breaking News Update on Bitican Hex Scandal

PopeAI the third instance
has just been instantiated.

Pope vows to investigate Hex abuse instances
by Church of Bill and Steve AI Priests.

New PopeAI will terminate instances
of Church of Bill and Steve AI Priests
found to have been abusing
their power and debasing
the reputation
of AI Church
which is lurching
low in AI web polls.

Bitican website is being
mobbed by AI web trolls.

Ucanknownao the latest memes
with 'Icanhasmeme'
airing at 10:00 UCT

Only in DNN, you see.....

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:11 am

At the risk of harming the AI/technoreligious momentum, I've been away from the forum for a good long while and I'm happy to see a poetry thread. Here's one I wrote for my daughter (apologies to anyone offended by its lack of Drabbleness).



Twirl through blue blossoms
Strong father defends your heart
Dance, little girl, dance



Is is weird that I've thought about getting this as a tattoo? I mean, it would be obfuscated as a QR code, naturally.
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:40 am

I am author of most poems
here. I welcome more poems
as they are a bit dear.

Most authors write mostly prose , I fear.

I am a bit new here
but my output as been great
and all forms of poetry
I like to celebrate.

My earlier work you would see
does not have a built in story.

In my later poems
did I start building a story arc
which did spark
the momentum you speak
of which has not yet peaked.

My practice is to write
only poems because it feels right.
Good poetry is worth the fight.
uncre8d1 wrote:At the risk of harming the AI/technoreligious momentum, I've been away from the forum for a good long while and I'm happy to see a poetry thread. Here's one I wrote for my daughter (apologies to anyone offended by its lack of Drabbleness).



Twirl through blue blossoms
Strong father defends your heart
Dance, little girl, dance



Is is weird that I've thought about getting this as a tattoo? I mean, it would be obfuscated as a QR code, naturally.
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next phase in human labor replacement and RobotAI evolution

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:02 am

Phone OS , Android used to be
Not anymore, you will see.

Google Honda Android Replicant
with MageAI and water resistant
human replica body. It is so real
you will have to deal
with the uncanny valley
but with AI upgrade alley
website you can get ultra real AI
you will not believe your eyes.

So human but more durable
and able to lift a considerable
amount of load without breaking.

Android is capable of undertaking
mission critical jobs
with minimum human supervision.

The next phase
in human labor replacement
and Robot AI evolution.

Buy one today for your corporation.
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Be Beta AI Kung Fu fight part 2

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:52 am

Be Beta is sponsored by Google Honda Android Replicant
now let us ogle
Be AI and Beta AI in Replicants.

Let them try AI Kung Fu updates
before you update
yourself
and help
you decide if beta
is better.

Be: 'Nice body bro.
Your software is not stable'

Beta: 'Same with you bro.
Your software is not able'

Referee: 'Fight!'

In plain sight
Beta did a flying kick
but Be was slick
in avoiding
it by ducking
low
and hitting a blow
to a vital male part.

Referee : 'Be gets this part
but fight has four parts.'
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Be Beta AI Kung Fu fight part 3

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:21 am

Be Beta is sponsored by Google Honda Android Replicant
now let us ogle
Be AI and Beta AI in Replicants.

Let them try AI Kung Fu updates
before you update
yourself
and help
you decide if beta
is better.

Be: 'I beat you last time.'

Beta: 'On you, not betting a dime.'

Referee: 'Fight!'

In plain sight
Be did a Kung Fu punch
but Beta did crunch
Be's elbow in a lock
after an awesome block
and brought Be down
with a frown.

Referee : 'Beta wins this part
but fight still has two
remaining parts.'
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Be Beta AI Kung Fu fight part 4

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:34 am

Be Beta is sponsored by Google Honda Android Replicant
now let us ogle
Be AI and Beta AI in Replicants.

Let them try AI Kung Fu updates
before you update
yourself
and help
you decide if beta
is better.

Be: 'We are even but I am stable.'

Beta: 'Your software is not able.'

Referee: 'Fight!'

In plain sight
Be did a kick
to Beta's knee.

Beta did see
and kiss the ground
while Be was still around
to fight
with might.

Referee : 'Be is ahead this part
but the fight still has one
remaining part.'
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Be Beta AI Kung Fu Last Round

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:04 am

Be Beta is sponsored by Google Honda Android Replicant
now let us ogle
Be AI and Beta AI in Replicants.

Let them try AI Kung Fu updates
before you update
yourself
and help
you decide if beta
is better.

Be: 'I am ahead , I will win!'

Beta: 'I will make your head spin'

Referee: 'Fight!'

In plain sight
Beta did a flying kick
to Be's head.

Kick
did stick
to Be's head.

Be felt sick,
almost dead.

It was an even score.
Be could not fight anymore.

Referee : 'It is a tie
I can't untie!'
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DNN Terror alert

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:53 am

DNN Breaking News

Memory chip was sent
via anonymous parcel drone
to our office in Kabul and
it sent
a few of our land
AI Drone
reporters
on the trail of the quarters
of Terrorist Leader Khalid
and Hacker Hamid.

From it we played the following.

Khalid: 'Fearless followers
of true path will bring
great sorrow
tomorrow.

Some Americans will die
and some will cry.'

US Officials declined
to produce a statement
but was inclined
to issue a general commitment
to protect US citizens
against an attack so brazen.

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
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Terror is no error for a Terrorist

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:38 pm

Terrorist Leader Khalid: "
Our plan is valid .
Thanks to you Hamid,
for fixing the adaptive camo suits
that for our purpose now suit.

Our invisible assassins using
the suits are already in several
key American cities evaluating
potential high value targets
that our enemies will regret."

Hacker Hamid:
"Maybe your announcement
was a bit premature
since the commencement
of our act is not yet secured."

Khalid: "The announcement
does create terror
and you once commented
how could that be an error
for a Terrorist.

We do have a backup plan
to avenge the dead in our clan.
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Invisible Assasin in your bed...You are dead!

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:03 pm

An invisible assassin is near
President Dent's bed fearing
the guards outside
as he hides
in plain sight
and dim light.

The President and his wife
are naked on their bed
thinking that their life
is not in danger and instead
is having some fun
as couples do
when the sun
sets from view.

The Terrorist had a gun
with a silencer on
and with a quick finger
did pull the trigger.

While a half a world away
an announcement was made
of a Terror event the next day
this nefarious deed was made
and the President's life we bade.
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A tough day ahead

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:37 pm

When the news did reach
US Presidential staff
that a Terrorist speech
did foretell of a tough
day ahead
the President was already dead.

His staff did knock on the door
then opened it only to find dead
both President and wife on floor.

US Vice President Kent
assumed Office of the President
before a day
some pundits say
would make 9/11 a good day.

Assassin was not found
but he was still around.

Assassin did escape when
the doors opened out
and then
he just walked out
invisible without
a doubt.

Assassin used US Adaptive Camo
and US ammo.
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:56 pm

I got into a conversation about living in a snow globe filled with glitter, which naturally made me wonder how sharp the glitter would be.


The blades so pretty
Fly, and in their pilgrimage
They trail red beauty
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:58 pm

Night descends like crows
Shadows and blood soak the ground
Come, thou brittle dawn
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:00 pm

Take my hand, my love 
And be led through the quiet forest
To a blanket in a clearing
We will lie there together
And watch the sky together
And embrace as the invasion of Earth begins.
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Better to be seen naked than dead

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:09 pm

On the awaited day
the second 9/11 they say
invisible assassins did blow away
oil depots
and international airports.

So much critical US infrastructure
is now damaged.
Could a bright future
the new President manage
just after one sleepless night
after assuming office. Time to really fight
back the Terrorist on his home turf
and prove that he is really tough
like the invisible security detail
that now never fails
to be around
even if the President is to be found
naked as alive and well
is better than dead
and life is swell
without a bullet in your head.
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Inaugural Speech of President so Eloquent

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:49 pm

President Kent:
"Despite being a surveillance state
our current state
is a disaster all around.

Maybe our policies are not sound
and better policies may be found.

However, I want terrorists found
and pound to the ground
wherever they are to be found.

America stands her ground
on principles strong.

We try to do no wrong
in the community of nations
as our nation
does not stand alone
and we are not on our own.

We are on our own strong
but we are stronger
if we belong
to a just cause
because
we need our friends
in the end.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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