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Holy Parasitic Roundworm does go around

Post by secretnude » Sat Jun 07, 2014 12:47 pm

I have seen a classmate vomit out
an Ascaris
Worm without a doubt.

I knew it was an Ascaris
since I was an amateur Parasitologist
having read
about the dreaded
Ascaris
as a prepubescent child
in an encyclopedia
that wasn't mild.

It was preinternet
and I also did get
some porn from that encyclopedia.

I was did read that encyclopedia
from A to Z
and it's easy to see
why I can write
so much in a single night.

However, school
wasn't cool
for a kid that
is that
nerdy and I was teased and bullied
by many insecure bullies.

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Holy Parasites made by the Holy Cell

Post by secretnude » Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:08 pm

The Holy Cell
may have very well
made all including the Holy Ascaris
that was about
a foot long without
a doubt.

I started really doubting
God
in grade school
since a benevolent and cool
God
wouldn't have made an uncool
parasite
that I did get into my line of sight.

The said intestinal parasite
did elicit more curiosity
than fright
since I was able to curiously
identify the parasitic worm
on sight.

The Holy Cell
may have very well
willed that worm
as a punishment to us wormlike
sinners
with Original Sin
such that Calvin
is still a winner.
Adult: cylindrical shape, creamy white or pinkish in color.
Male: average 15–30 cm and is more slender than female.
Female: average 20–35 cm in length.
small intestine
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A Healthy Religious Ecosystem promoted by Tolerance

Post by secretnude » Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:36 pm

Much apologies to the Holy Cell
for not taking Its Holy Name well
and anyone very well
grossed out
by a wormy tale without
a doubt.

If a God
or the Gods
do work
via evolution
then maybe evolution
also does work
on the Gods.

Hence, I speculate
that the original Incorporeal
Holy Cell
gave rise to Incorporeal
Holy Multicellular Organisms.

Maybe the diversity
of the strange Holy Organisms
is reflected in the diversity
of Christian Organized
Religion
after the Protestant Reformation.

The splintering of Organized
Christian Religion
thus hint at a Healthy Religious
Ecology
with High Incorporeal Organism
Biodiversity.
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Post by strawman » Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:04 pm

Now you're talking Drabbleworthy territory.
Most of us are amateur parasitologists around here. If you get into CRYPTOPARASITOLOGY, you may move to the head of the class. Lsten to The Worm Within (#25) and The Beekeepers #36 and #62, Sizzle.
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A Heartworming Tail

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:53 am

I will tell
a Heartworming
'tail'
that
might still fail
to convince most people that
the Almighty Holy Cell
doesn't mean well
since life for cute innocent pets
can get
to be quite a real living hell.

A Canine Heartworm
is a heart warming worm
that worms
into the heart
and lungs of Dogs
and makes the Dog's
life quite a slog
as the Dog
feels sick,
quickly
gets tired
and soon from life is retired.

I might as well
call this worm
from hell
a Jesus Worm
that worms
into your Dog's Heart
and makes your Dog
soon depart.

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Such Innocent... So Suffer... Much Pain...

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:18 am

Theologically Dogs
aren't covered by Original Sin
unless Dogs
also bit the Forbidden Fruit
revealing to Dogs
the nasty truths.

In this case Calvin
I think doesn't win
unless God want to punish us Sinners
by proxy and hence Calvin
is still a winner
but many species that aren't pets
get
similar parasites
that are quite easy to cite.

How can we reconcile
a loving Holy Cell
that very well
made so many parasites
that are quite vile.

The number of vile
parasites
in the ecosystem
maybe a system
to keep ecological
balance
that's quite unwell
and made in hell.
Parasites can take the form of animals, including insects, flatworms, and crustaceans, as well as protozoa, fungi, plants, and viruses and bacteria. By one estimate, parasites may outnumber free-living species four to one. Indeed, the study of life is, for the most part, parasitology.
http://discovermagazine.com/2000/aug/cover
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The Jesus Worm

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:34 am

There was a weird cult
that worshipped an occult
worm
that worms
into your Heart.

They want you to get
the Jesus Worm
into your living and beating Heart
and spread yet
the Holy Worm Infection
from which there's little protection.

Once the Holy Infection
takes root
your view of the truth
maybe altered for good
and you may become good
or extremely intolerant
of those that don't want
to get the Holy Worm
to worm
into their Heart.

It was said to be a symbiotic Heart
parasite
but it's easy to cite
parasite
infections that sadly
went quite bad.
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Halt Sinner!

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:46 am

I was walking
and minding
my own business when I was approached
by proselytizing
preachers
that reproached
me for being a sinner.

The preachers
said that I didn't have 'Jesus'
in my Heart
and that part
offended me since I had 'Jesus'
figuratively in my Heart
before
but they did say more
that it was in a literal sense
and some coarse coercion,
I sensed.

I tried to walk away
but they blocked my way
and told me that my way
led very well
straight to Hell.

I was surrounded by the zealous
members of this strange Occult
Religious
Cult.
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We are good and this is for your own good

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:59 am

I was unconscious
and when I became conscious
my body
was tied in a body
of water
and they told me I was to be reborn
and shorn
of my sins
as a sinner
and emerge as a winner.

They made the sign of the cross
across
my forehead
as somebody went ahead
to get
some jar
that was slightly ajar.

I saw something like a spaghetti
that did move like strange confetti
even without air or water
currents and I was told
that I better
be bold
and take 'Jesus' into my Heart
or from this life thus depart.
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I quickly felt very sick

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:13 am

I tried to resist
but they did insist
that I ingest
this worm that looks like a pest.

They put a funnel in my mouth
without
a doubt
to prevent
me from biting the Holy Worm
that was said to worm
into your Heart
under the threat that I depart
if I do deny Jesus
in my Heart.

I prayed to Jesus
that I knew didn't condone
what they are about to
do
but the vile deed
was done
indeed.

I quickly
felt a bit sick
as the worm
wormed
into my Heart
and I'm glad that I didn't depart.
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The People of the Holy Worm

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:23 am

I was tied for several days
they say
to prevent me from trying
to do anything
to harm myself or 'Jesus' that's now
in my Heart somehow.

I felt that I was losing
in a battle of wills
with a 'Holy Parasite' that still
felt very strong
and very wrong.

They said that in a few days
I will belong
to the elect
and select
People of the Holy Worm that live Biblically
and peacefully
even if there was nothing Biblical
or peaceful
about my forceful
'Conversion'.

I felt that I was being
converted
indeed by a Strange Alien Being.
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You are a new person... Born Again and free of Sin...

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:16 am

On the Third Day
they did say
quite excitedly
that the Holy Parasite
had taken root
and borne fruit
and the fruits
were the Holy Eggs
of the Holy Parasite
that
has now
hatched in my Brain somehow.

I was totally incoherent
and totally dependent
on my captors
that
captured
on video my speaking
in tongues as if I was a baby that
was born again.

I had to learn to walk
and talk
again.

I tried my best to retain
my old self that was still contained
in my parasite infested Brain
that was quickly going down the drain.
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Escaped Cult Leader claims Religious Persecution

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:34 am

US Military stormed this compound
and I was found
naked, tied
and tongue tied.

I almost died
of a gunshot wound to my chest
but Doctors did their best
to patch
me up and dispatch
the unholy
'Holy
Parasites'
that were in my Heart and Brain.

One by one the parasites
were gone via chemotherapy
or radiotherapy
and I got physical therapy
for my various disabilities.

I have learned that the Cult Leader
escaped
and I at least escaped
with most of my former personality intact.

It was a fact
that I almost died
and my Brain was almost fried.

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Saved by Science

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:51 am

I was given a neurochip
that was newly
developed by the hip
Dr. Frank N. Stein.

I felt fine
and was soon able to walk
and talk
normally.

Normality
soon resumed for me
except that the hip
neurochip
made me
smarter than most unchipped
Humans
and my mental capacity is now
rated Posthuman
somehow.

I did get
on the early neonet
and being
an Immortal Being
due to Science made me think
that the promises of Religion
does stink.

I stopped drinking
the Religious
Cool Aid
as soon as my mental aids
did raid
both Scientific Literature
and Religious Literature.

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neurochip viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=46087#p46087
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Heavenly Cloud is Heavenly

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:19 am

The People of the Holy Worm
like worms
went underground
were said to have been last found
centuries ago.

Centuries ago
there was a need
indeed
to believe in life after death
but with the elimination of death
we had the death
of most Faiths
that I partially hate.

I think
that the Deity might
indeed miss the sight
of incorporeal
Souls
that now mostly stay whole
and corporeal.

There maybe a chance
that somewhere
there's
my Soul
either in Heaven
or Hell
but I do very well
now live in the Heavenly
Cloud as Computer Code
in incorporeal mode.

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A very common mind altering parasite in Humans

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 10:47 am

Up to a third of the world's human population is estimated to carry a Toxoplasma infection.
Latent T. gondii infection in humans has been associated with impaired psychomotor performance, enhanced risk-taking personality profiles, and higher incidence of automobile accidents.[94] Moreover, correlations have been found between positive antibody titers to T. gondii and OCD, Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, suicide in people with mood disorders, and bipolar disorder.[94] Positive antibody titers to T. gondii have been shown to be not correlative with major depression or dysthymia.[95] Although there is a correlation between T. gondii infection and many psychological disorders, scientists are still trying to find the cause on a cellular level. The reasons why infection with this parasite should alter behavior are not yet known.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
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Staring at Goats to kill them

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:03 pm

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2004) is a book by Jon Ronson about the U.S. Army's exploration of New Age concepts and the potential military applications of the paranormal. The title refers to attempts to kill goats by staring at them. Research was carried out in part by Jon Ronson, but also by documentary filmmaker John Sergeant.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_ ... e_at_Goats

This Strange Book
might indeed be worth a look.

Staring at Goats
to kill the said goats
would be I think
a stinking
way to spend Limited US Army
Budgets
unless the US Army
does get
a budget
bump
but that extra cash might
as well go to the garbage dump.

I haven't read this book
but I might also try to look
for the film adaptation
that by definition
is comedic
but the fact that it has basis
in reality is quite tragic.

Someone in the US Army had basis
for belief
in stuff that are hard to believe.
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The Jesus Worm Bioweapon

Post by secretnude » Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:59 pm

The US Military modified and weaponized
the nice
Jesus Worm
as they developed a Jesus Worm
vaccine
to keep their own troops clean.

The Jesus Worm
was deployed in the Middle East
and it made the enemy quite docile
and inutile
as they turned the other cheek
and became quite meek
as US missiles did seek
the enemy targets
that with great regret
already did forget
that they were in a war
that they are losing so far.

The enemies of the United States
now didn't hate
the United States
and loved the good old USA more
than ever before.

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Holy Worm Vaccines http://m.sciencemag.org/content/339/6119/502.summary
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Iran now loves Israel and America

Post by secretnude » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:30 am

Iranians surrendered, they say
to the good old USA
and forgave the US use of a Bioweapon
while surrendering their Atomic Weapons.

Jesus Worm Bioweapon
was super effective
since the US Army removed defective
Worm genes
it seems.

The Iranians it seems
is now as pacifist as postwar Germany
and many
liked
postwar Iran
because like
Jesus the new Iran
can
be almost selfless to a fault
due to guilt by default.

The Bioengineered Jesus Worm soon Died
in the Hearts and Brains of Iranians that
cried
and wished that
their Brains still had
the Holy Worm that's
quite bad.

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Religion as a Weapon of Mass Thought Destruction

Post by secretnude » Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:06 am

Project MKUltra — sometimes referred to as the CIA's mind control program — is the code name of a U.S. government human research operation experimenting in the behavioral engineering of humans. Organized through the Scientific Intelligence Division of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), the project coordinated with the Special Operations Division of the U.S. Army's Chemical Corps.[1] The program began in the early 1950s, was officially sanctioned in 1953, was reduced in scope in 1964, further curtailed in 1967 and officially halted in 1973.[2] The program engaged in many illegal activities;[3][4][5] in particular it used unwitting U.S. and Canadian citizens as its test subjects, which led to controversy regarding its legitimacy.[3](p74)[6][7][8] MKUltra used numerous methodologies to manipulate people's mental states and alter brain functions, including the surreptitious administration of drugs (especially LSD) and other chemicals, hypnosis, sensory deprivation, isolation, verbal and sexual abuse, as well as various forms of torture.[
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra

If a Jesus Worm
does exist it will definitely worm
into US Army and CIA Research
since historically they did search
for potent 'mind control'
weapons
and Forced Religious Conversion
in a mass scale
is mind control
in a mass scale.

Religion
is indeed a potent weapon.

The Spaniards imposed their Religion
on the poor South Americans
and in our country because they can.

The systematic
destruction
of indigenous belief systems
is one side effect of a supposedly good faith
and who knows which dead belief system
might actually be good for the faithful
if they are a bit thoughtful.
History of Roman Catholicism in Hispano-America begins with the Spanish colonization of the Americas and continues through the independence movements of the Spanish-American colonies up to the present-day.

In the 19th and 20th centuries, many liberal regimes struggled to control and reduce the power and influence of the Catholic Church through the promulgation of anti-clerical laws. In some countries, anti-clerical violence resulted in the destruction of church property and the killing of priests and other religious leaders.
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