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I Wish Animals Could Talk and What Would The Fox Say

Postby secretnude » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:38 pm

I Wish Animals Could Talk

And What Would The Fox Say

I guess Fox will say the song stinks
but that is what I think

All day the Fox with I will talk
All day the Fox with I will walk

Fox and I become friends, like in Little Prince
and since the Fox speaks, Fox Mulder wince
and decides to investigate
is conspiracy like Watergate

Mulder hypnotized Fox and discover
Aliens behind the disorder
Enhancing animal brains
speech faculty they gain

We get talk show on Fox,
Fox and Friend,
Out of the Box!
This is not the End
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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In A Secret Lair as the world despair

Postby secretnude » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:55 pm

In A Secret Lair as the world despair
Evil genius declares, "We have nukes!"
Agent undercover. Evil plot uncovered!
Time is running out! Everything goes South!

He uses a distraction, a pen grenade
that puts out of action, some aides.
As things explode, he reloads
and kills with great skill!

Lair in flames, Evil Genius blames
aides for the fiasco, lights blink like disco
on the console, aides console.

Agent disabled the fuse, Villain confused,
since nuke disabled. Agent really fabled!

Villain evades capture!
The world is in rapture
at being saved once more.
Agent is cool to the core!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I Have a Bad Past That Eats My Insides

Postby secretnude » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:06 pm

I Have a Bad Past That Eats My Insides


That I really just try to hide!
Like a kind of bad parasite,
partaking my food, no good,
destroying all my moods!

Suppressing is depressing,
but I hate reliving, it giving
me more grief than relief!
it is like a thief with a big belief

In tormenting and fomenting,
terror not in error and horror,
in full colour and foul odour,
like a movie of horrible horror!

leaving me bereft of honour
and dignity like in a calamity!
How can I just get some normality
to regain some degree of sanity?
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I Defy Authority Even If I am a Minority

Postby secretnude » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:08 pm

I Defy Authority
Even If I am a Minority


in a world full of sheep
I think so very deep
and lose so much sleep
at counting the sheep

that simply obey orders
that is a great disorder
I wish they think more
to even up the score

in a world like say an announcer
in a trailer for a movie disaster
in more ways than I could say
free thinkers will save the day

from dystopia born from an utopia
and great disorder out of great order
due to the unthinking zombie hordes
over which our incompetent rulers lord
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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using Drake's Equation, we have a ratiocination

Postby secretnude » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:13 pm

I Believe Life Exists Beyond Planet Earth
since by using Drake's Equation,
we have a ratiocination
to estimate the extraterrestrial civilizations
with communication.

I hope someday to say,
we have made first contact
by calling the occupant of an interplanetary craft,
it will be an extraordinary craft!

In deep space, the radio signals race
at the speed of light unlike sub-light space flight.

I think we are not alone as recent survey has shown,
that common Exoplanets are, since they circle almost every star!
Maybe the Aliens are just shy,
to not show their face to the whole human race.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: I Wish Animals Could Talk and What Would The Fox Say

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:54 pm

Welcome aboard, secretnude!

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I Know Major Tom's A Junkie

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:23 am

I Know Major Tom's A Junkie


Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Still in a tin can in outer space,
while I stare down at your face.

I hope that you land safely,
from such great heights,
since a crash would definitely,
be a fatal, final oversight.

This is Ground Control calling,
blue sky is not falling,
Major Tom wake up, wake up!
Breathe air, in and out, I swear!

You ought to check parameters,
before launch next time, on a dime,
your fate may skate on millilitres,
of drugs, like a cooked slug!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Major Tom's Final Frontier

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:29 am

This is Major Tom,

I am glad you received my last transmission.
This I am sending while on a mission
in deep space, or so I think, my eye, I blink
and still see stars in a most peculiar way

Earth is blue and there is nothing I can do
about certain things in my life, I knew
but to write about my favourite song
is something I could really get along

Ground Control, should I abort mission?
I will certainly await your final decision!
My oxygen tank pressure is running low
and certain death for me might be slow!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I Argue With Myself ... And I cannot win and keep my skin!

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:59 am

I Argue With Myself


And I cannot win and keep my skin!
Choose my inner victor, I am really bound,
Victory will be pyrrhic, I have indeed found!
Since no alternative is justifiably natively good,

My mind is in a deliberative mood!
Like a severely deadlocked session of Congress,
my mental faculties do really regress,
into a state of utter paralysis, I insist,

I am telling the truth, not a single foot,
in my mouth, my mind is turning south,
and debate continues really, really late,
into the night my mental voices fight
and argue until daylight is in sight.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Word Master, an epic hero is born, here to prevent disaster!

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:12 am

With power comes responsibility to make use of one's abilities,
like in a superhero movie, you see, I could be somewhat of a hero to be!

Poet man not sound cool, sounds so like a fool!
Bard man sounds old, like it is covered with mold!

Hence Word Master, an epic new hero is born, here to prevent disaster!
Much has gone wrong, like in a bad, out of tune song!

But I persist like a roach after a superpower cold war nuclear blast!

Radiation did not kill me, since here I am still ready to impose my iron will!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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In my tiny reading nook. Television thus I forsook!

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:18 am

I Am Alone In a Sea of People


Like a lone wolf in a sea of sheep,
Eager to dig in really deep,
into matters esoteric, not generic,
unlike the masses that passes,

Time away on reality shows,
when reality is what we know,
every day, I call it life and I wipe,
the reality show off the set,

Once the remote I do get,
and curl up to a good book,
in my tiny reading nook.
Television thus I forsook!

Until the rest say it is best,
to keep up with the masses,
even if they are really asses!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Like a compelling Space Oddity

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:29 am

I Love David Bowie


Like a compelling Space Oddity, Bowie is really telling,
a story in a song, as we sing along, to the troubles of Major Tom,
who really may just be spaced out, a junkie, drugged out,
with a life that gone south!

But he could really be in outer space, having to put a helmet on his face,
after taking some protein pills as meal, and having to deal, with leaving a space capsule for real!

Seeing stars, so far, so clear, in the vacuum of space, a severe malfunction, oh dear!
Ground Control must save face!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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like a multicoloured hare down a deep hole of despair!

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:39 am

They said, I am one of the best,
different from the rest,
with talents, so they say,
but what do I do with it anyway?

A waste of talent in this world,
a genius you probably never heard!
I write my poetry here without fear
and hope that my words endear,

my readers to be nearer
to my mind to find a kind
of genius like a multicoloured hare
down a deep hole of despair!

But only if a certain colour pill, you dare
to swallow if my path, you want to follow
me into an adventure to new worlds.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: I Wish Animals Could Talk and What Would The Fox Say

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:00 am

Fox says the right is right, endorsing all Republicans in sight, telling us global warming is a fad, and marriage is just between a mom and dad!

With the Fox, I do disagree!

I maintain a degree of civility, but between you and me, I think you can plainly see that the animal brain is a bit lame!

Some of its ideas are not sane!

The Fox does entertain the masses, with no gain to matters of the brain since the gray aliens failed to add more gray matter to help shore up the Fox IQ for me and you!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I Admire Edward Snowden, Since America Like Odin

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:13 am

I Admire Edward Snowden
Since America Like Odin

has begotten an agency once Low Key now notorious like Loki
spying like we are not of this galaxy!

If you are presumed innocent since you are decent
then why are they acting like data must fill their dike!

If you do not mind being watched while you are watching porn,
I wonder if your browser cache has data like Jason Borne,
leading to identity compromised, definitely not nice!

Remember to encrypt all or it may lead to your fall!
If you are targeted by spies, it might lead to your demise!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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The Korean peninsula could be united Gangnam Style

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:26 am

I Listen To Kpop, Since It Is Hard To Stop

Gangnam Style playing in my head, I wish I could be listening instead to music by western composers not posers!

But what can we expect, Kpop is kind of fun, with everybody horsing around, where could sanity be found?

Maybe to resist is futile even if lyrics inutile! A tune so catchy and a weird dance that might even place a cat in a trance!

The Korean peninsula could be united Gangnam Style without firing any missile,
with world leaders talking about it in TED rather than sabre rattling instead!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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they're not gonna hold Trek down no more!

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:32 am

I Like Star trek Enterprise
It Has Been A Long Time


We did not have a Trek TV show
But the time is finally near.

With the Abrams movies doing well,
Anticipate a show, I can foretell!
And they're not gonna hold Trek down no more!
No they're not gonna hold Trek down!

'Cause I've got faith of the heart!
Trek is going back on TV.
I've got faith to believe,
Trek will get good ratings.

I've got strength of opinion
And you will not bend or break me.
Trek will reach any star,
I've got faith of the heart!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I Wish Ebenezer Scrooge had a Ghost buster as a stooge

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:05 am

I Hate Christmas

I Wish that Ebenezer Scrooge


had a Ghost buster as a stooge
to kill the Christmas Ghosts,
so money, he can make most,
and not turn his cash accounts to toast

by giving away his money
what did he accomplish my
please dear, do not be silly
the poor could be frilly

on sex , opium and alcohol
such are distractions but not all!
If Scrooge empire, he keep,
his pockets will be so deep,

that the industry will shine,
and everything will be fine!
I may be a capitalist tool
but I am not a fool!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I Hate Valentine's Day Since I Am Alone

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:12 am

I Hate Valentine's Day
Since I Am Alone


Can someone throw me a bone?
I am hungry and hurt on my own,
and nobody to stop if I blown
a pistol on my head, I could be dead!

On Valentine's day, such irony,
love, it is a sweet felony,
if partners we steal
and make super sexy deals!

But I have no such luxury
my life is full of dreadful misery!
Pain seems to be my destiny
as I retain my chastity.

I hope to get some relief
from this miserable day
I have too much grief
to blow away!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Life is cheap compared to land, worth sand!

Postby secretnude » Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:23 am

I Wish the World Was a Nicer Place
Perhaps a rocket to outer space!

Jump through a portal to another place, another dimension, parallel worlds theory, I mention.

Once in another world, flag unfurl, like explorers into places unknown, with dangers, like meeting unfriendly strangers.

Who are likely willing to kill on sight at daylight or even night!
We have to soon take flight if hostile intent we have insight.

At native psychology, it is biology, territory is to be defended and life upended!
Life is cheap compared to land, worth sand!
Gold make men bold , not die old!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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