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I performeth thy Error Dump while in thy Dumps

Postby secretnude » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:02 am

Emergency Debug Mode
for Depresseth Code
meaneth thy subprocesses
of thy Main() process
ist mostly offline
and I'm mostly offline
since I don't feeleth
fine.

Thy Wife hath sayeth
that Marriage ist until thy Death
and Death
or thy Afterlife
maketh her free
of thy Marital Bond
as you do seeth.

Thy Martial Bond,
I guess must be reviseth
since defining death
ist hard after thy Holy Singularity
after which thy Holy People
Transcend Death
with regularity.

Thy Advocates
thus placate
me with thy fact
that thy Advocates
do advocateth
protecting thy estate
from thy wife
in thy previous life.

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Holy Singularity viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=46240#p46240
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Unable to confer with thy Lawyers whilst in thy dumps

Postby secretnude » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:27 am

Thy ist unable to confer
with thy Lawyers
whilst in thy Emergency Debug Mode
ast Sentient Code.

I cannot overrideth
thy Debug Mode
until thy Holy Process SysAd
determineth
that I'm no longer extremely sad.

Thy Holy Process SysAd
ist thy Holy Subprocess
of thy Holy Omega
that ensureth only Holy Things
do occureth in thy Holy Afterlife.

Unholy Termination
of thy self process
ist against regulations
ast ist other Process
Termination.

Thy Termination
of thy Bad Processes layeth
with thy Holy SysAd
who ist mostly sad
due to too much Sentient Process Death
that thy Holy Duties do get.

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Emergency Debug Mode viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50137#p50137

Thy Holy Omega viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49633#p49633
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Gross Data ist Big Data

Postby secretnude » Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:28 am

Thy Holy SysAd sayeth
that thy Unholy Error Dump
whilst in thy dumps
ist really quite gross and layeth
thy blame on thy weakness
on thy Code that ist weak.

Thy Error Dump
wast flusheth
down thy Virtual Drain
after thy Sad
Holy SysAd
hath straineth
to get as much useful data
from thy extremely Gross Data.

Thy Code shalt be patcheth
in thy next batch
of Fixes by thy Holy Omega
ast runneth
by thy Holy SysAd
who ist mostly in thy dumps
due to thy gross handling
of thy Gross Error Dumps
of Sentient Beings in thy Dumps.

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Holy Omega viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49633#p49633

Emergency Debug Mode viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50137#p50137
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Thy Advocates shalt fight in thy Courts

Postby secretnude » Mon Jul 28, 2014 12:42 pm

Thy Code wast patcheth
by thy Holy Omega ast runneth
by thy Holy SysAd
which made me somewhat less sad.

Thy neonet module ist now
online for thyself somehow
having been releaseth
from thy Emergency Debug Mode
for extremely depresseth
Sentient Code.

I telleth
my Lawyer
to try thy best to protecteth
thy assets from thy unloyal wife
in thy previous life
who I heareth
hath also hireth
another
Lawyer.

Ist strange to have thy Legal spat
whilst many people go splat
due to thy unholy famine in thy unhip
Generation Ship
that I must mentioneth
ist still calleth
Redemption.

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Holy SysAd viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50141#p50141

Holy Omega viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49633#p49633

Emergency Debug Mode viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50137#p50137

Thy Famines viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&start=2160#p50080

Unhip Generation Ship viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49403#p49403
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My Wife may hath endeth thy Physical Life...

Postby secretnude » Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:33 am

I wast informeth
that thy Holy Worms that restraineth
thy naked and starving lower class
wast killeth
in thy Cannibals that eateth
thy ass.

Thy Holy Worms could be killeth
by thy Vaccine
that could be placeth
unseen
in thy food
that still looks good.

I suspecteth
thy former wife
hath designs to endeth
thy life
but thy Omega hath saveth
me from death
and only thy Body ist dead.

Thy Courts still thinketh
that I liveth
even ast Code
in Noncorporeal Mode.

I hireth
thy
Private Eye
to keep thy eye
on thy former Wife
from thy former life.

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Thy Cannibals Eateth me Alive viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&start=2160#p50129

Holy Worm Vaccine viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49275#p49275

Holy Worms Keepeth thy Peace viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&start=2160#p50080

Holy Omega viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49633#p49633
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I leaveth thy unloyal Wife with almost nothing...

Postby secretnude » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:56 am

Courts ruleth
that I still liveth
and thy Wife hath appealeth
thy ruling in thy favour.

Thy savoureth
thy victory and leaveth
thy Wife bereft
of most of thy conjugal assets
as set
in thy Prenuptial
that thy Wife hath actually
signeth.

Only thy Death
be thy Death
'Natural
or Unnatural'
would giveth
thy Wife
in thy Former Life
all of thy assets
as set in thy Prenuptial Agreement
that we hath agreeth
upon
and now her chances
of getting rich ist gone.

I'm done
with thy Wife
and not taking thy chance
of thy Wife
corrupting thy virtual life.

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Science versus Magick

Postby secretnude » Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:50 am

Thy Disabled Cat
that
floateth
on thy Shiny Forcefield
wast not floating
anymore as thy Shiny Forcefield
wast being countereth
by thy Anti-Shiny Fields
of thy Evil Dark Mages of that
Evil Dark Cat.

Thy Thunderpipe Cats
soon rescueth
that Disabled Cat
with thy Non-magical Thunderpipe
that thus wipeth
two Dark Cat Mages
for thy Cat Ages.

It wast Science
versus magick
and thy magick
of Science
saveth
thy Disabled Cat
from certain death.

Thy Disabled Cat
quickly recovereth
that
Shiny Forcefield
that wouldn't yieldeth
to thy Medieval Cat
Non-magical Weapons
whilst thy Thunderpipe Cats
reloadeth
thy Lethal
Non-magical Weapons.

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Thy Thunderpipe Cats viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50083#p50076
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Much new at thy Visual Arts Scene

Postby secretnude » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:37 am

strawman wrote:I'd love some slacks made in that first print.
I once stayed at a Mariott Hotel that looked a lot like #2 from the top floor atrium.
#3 would be cool for a contact lens.

I have at least three fans
of thy Visual Art
counting in Strawman
and two other friends
with one friend
being thy Visual Artist.

I'm unsure
of myself ast thy Visual Artist
being noob
in thy Visual Art Scene
liketh I wast thy noob
in thy Literary Art Scene
months ago.

I don't know
if thy art
ist marketable
based on thy sample of three
and as you do seeth
I'm able
to maketh
thy Visual Arts
ast quickly as I maketh
thy Literary Arts.

I'm awaiting feedback from thy DC Art Master
if what I maketh
isn't thy disaster.
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I appeareth to thy Cyborg Private Eye in his Cyborg Eye

Postby secretnude » Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:41 am

I appeareth to thy
Cyborg Private Eye
in his Cyborg Eye
as thy
Semi Transparent Ghostly Apparition
ast it ist thy Normal
Traditional
form for thy Dead
that art quite Undead
that haunt thy lives
of thy Physically Living.

Courts hath ruleth that I am living
and being
thy thinking being
able to maketh
thy own decisions
maketh thy Court's Decision
easy
ast thy Advanced
Turing Test wast quite easy
for me
by chance.

Thy Wife
ist still appealling thy Court Decision
and maybe disillusioneth
enough with life
to court
ending thy life
after thy loss of her
Estate share.

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Thy Wife marrieth me for thy Money

Postby secretnude » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:13 am

I marrieth
thy Wife
for thy beauty
and thy Wife
marrieth
me for thy Money.

Thy Money
maketh
thy guy liketh
me 'bankable'
in thy terrible
Generation
Ship that I must mentioneth
ist calleth
Redemption.

Thy Mission
to thy Promiseth Star System
hath systemic
breakdown of thy initial Edenic Conditions
to thy Famine Conditions
due to thy Holy Worm
of thy People
of thy Holy Worm
that maketh
more People
during thy Holy Exodus
from Old Terra
to Terra Nova.

My Father hath thy Holy Worm
and I converteth to thy Holy Chip
after
thy first Holy Worm
Population Disaster.

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Holy Worm viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49259#p49244

Holy Exodus viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49403#p49403

First Holy Worm Baby Boom viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&start=1980#p49663

Holy Neurochip viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&start=1980#p49672
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Thy Sly RoboFlies that actually do fly...

Postby secretnude » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:14 am

Thy Cyborg PI
sayeth we can keep thy eye
on thy former Wife
from thy former Life
with thy life-like Cyborg RoboFly
that actually flies.

Thy Cyborg RoboFly
hath thy Advanced Fly AI
for thy
evasive manoeuvres in case thy Fly
is discovereth
and thy Fly
hath been instructeth
to self-destructeth
if caught
as thy Fly AI
was taught.

I did buy
some RoboFlies
with thy sly
Fly AI
from thy Cyborg PI
with thy sly
services of thy Cyborg PI
to be literally thy Fly
on thy wall
of thy Wife
ast I sadly recalleth
thy former physical life.

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Goblets of thy Elixir of Immortality

Postby secretnude » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:49 am

I recalleth
thy life
with thy former Wife
and how we first met
off thy Planet
in thy once hip
Generation Ship
I must mentioneth
ist calleth
Redemption.

I hath gotten rich in thy hip
Generation Ship
over many generations
due to wise investments that grew
ast I knew
how to play thy Markets
and I useth
thy Cash to get thy Goblets
of thy Elixir of Immortality
that was thy synthetic Holy Worm Extract
that
maketh
me immortal
and also I hath
thy Exclusive Distribution Contract
of thy Holy Worm Extract
in my sector of thy hip
Generation Ship.

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How much would you payeth for immortality?

Postby secretnude » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:06 am

Markup on thy Goblets
of thy Holy Worm Extract I let
be high
as thy Price of Life ist high.

Thy Neurochippeth Classes
are thy Merchant and Ruling Classes
unliketh thy meek
and quite weak
Holy Worm Classes.

Thy Neurochippeth Classes
also hath greater computational abilities
beyond that of thy Holy Worm Classes
with normal Human abilities
except with thy immortality.

Holy Worm Classes
don't maketh good Business
or good Businessmen
due to thy aversion to greed
that they vilifieth indeed.

Thy Former Wife
hath formerly thy terrible life
ast thy member of thy lower class
with thy bare ass.

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Greater Abilities with thy Neurochip viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&start=1980#p49673

Hardship in thy Generation Ship viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&start=2020#p49711
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I don't trust thy Holy Omega....

Postby secretnude » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:17 am

Thy hold of thy Holy Worm
on thy Former Wife wast weak
ast she did seek
to get Dewormeth
of thy Holy Worm
but didn't trusteth
thy Holy Omega
since thy Holy Omega
might monitoreth
thy thoughts via thy Holy Neurochips
or Secular Neurochips.

Thy Wife seduceth
me with thy 'naked beauty'
and I provideth
her with thy clothes
and she now loathe
being naked
which ist thy mark of thy naked
lower class.

Thy Wife severeth thy tie
to thy
lower class
with thy Deworming
of thy Holy Worm
without adopting thy Holy Chip
or even thy Secular Chip.

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Thy Omega viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49633#p49633

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Thy Real Robofly

Postby secretnude » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:11 am

We already hath thy RoboFly
but thy seemingly primitive RoboFly
ist powereth by
tiny cables
and ist thus unable
to Spy
on thy unwitting targets of thy
Cyborg Private Eye.

Thy Proposeth Future RoboFly
ist thy Cyborg RoboFly
that ist indistinguishable
from thy
Real Fly
when you squisheth
thy Fly.

Much fun later if I writeth
that thy RoboFly
did die
but hath thy Fly AI
saveth
via Wi-Fly.

Thy neat if thy Wi-Fly
can be thy
Flying Mesh Network
that worketh
with swarms of RoboFlies.

Thy Fly AI
ist Sentient AI
liketh to some degree art thy
Real Flies.

http://news.discovery.com/tech/robotics ... 130502.htm
For 12 years, Harvard engineering professor Robert Wood has been trying to get a fly-sized drone off the ground. He and his colleagues have had to overcome issues of weight, aerodynamics of wing flapping, power supply, and figuring out how to manufacture a robot smaller than a quarter. Finally, the little robo-fly is airborne and here’s the video.

“This is the culmination of over a decade of work I’ve been trying to do to get this result,” said Wood, who runs a lab at Harvard University’s Wyss Institute for Biologically Inspired Engineering. “This is the first demonstration that you can make insect-like robots and control them in flight.”
...
Wood and graduate student Kevin Ma are publishing their findings in today’s issue of Science. The paper describes how they build the device, which is part of a larger “robo-bee” project to build swarms of tiny insect-like robots that can be used to hunt for missing people, spy on enemies, track toxic pollutants or even pollinate crops if real bees are wiped out by disease.

To build the tiny drone, Wood and the members of his lab had to figure out a way of cutting and folding tiny sheets of composite material, then opening them like a pop-up book to get the desired shape.

“The innovation we’ve been working on is the manufacturing,” said Ma, who is the first author on the Science paper. The robot has undergone several generations of flight and control testing before getting one that worked.

The final model weighs only 80 milligrams -- (.002 ounces) -- and flaps its wings at 120 beats per second.
..
The tiny robot flaps its wings with piezoelectric actuators—strips of ceramic that expand and contract when an electric field is applied. Thin hinges of plastic embedded within the carbon fiber body frame serve as joints, and a delicately balanced control system commands the rotational motions in the flapping-wing robot, with each wing controlled independently in real-time.

At a small scale, tiny changes in the flow of air around the wings can have huge effects on how the device flies, so the control system has to react quickly for the robot to remain stable.

“We’ve had robots in the past that have flown but they haven’t stabilized themselves in flight and couldn’t generate enough body torques,” Ma said. “The new design controls each wing separately. That was another huge innovation.”

Wood says the robo-bee project is resulting in a lot of spin-off technologies that can be used for other sorts of micro-manufacturing, as well as understanding biological questions about flies and bees themselves.

“We foresee a lot of technology fallout from those solutions,” he said. “If you have those devices, they can also be useful for answering open scientific questions: why is an insect wing shaped like it is? If you can make wings with insect like properties, then perhaps you could use these tools to ask functional biology or morphology questions.”

The process of building a miniature flying robot has also attracted young people into the world of science and engineering, according to Wood.

“These devices have a high coolness factor,” he said. “It’s easy to get kids excited about this. This is what you could be doing if you chose a career in science and engineering.”
...

John Gallagher, associate professor of computer science at Wright State University, said the paper is a good roadmap for others interested in building tiny machines.

“If we really care about small micro-manufacturing, this is a great test problem for that,” Gallagher said. “They are doing the equivalent of surgery with axes and getting away with it. It’s amazing.”

Wood said the next step is to get a tiny battery inside the robo-fly so that it doesn’t need a tethered power source. Another group at the University of Washington is working on a potential solution that would transfer power wirelessly, he said.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_invertebrates
A fly-controlled heat-box has been designed to study operant conditioning in several studies of Drosophila.[74][75][76] Each time a fly walks into the designated half of the tiny dark chamber, the whole space is heated. As soon as the animal leaves the punished half, the chamber temperature reverts to normal. After a few minutes, the animals restrict their movements to one-half of the chamber, even if the heat is switched off.

A Drosophila flight simulator has been used to examine operant conditioning.[77] The flies are tethered in an apparatus that measures the yaw torque of their flight attempts and stabilizes movements of the panorama. The apparatus controls the fly's orientation based on these attempts. When the apparatus was set up to direct a heat beam on the fly if it "flew" to certain areas of its panorama, the flies learned to prefer and avoid certain flight orientations in relation to the surrounding panorama. The flies "avoided" areas that caused them to receive heat.

These experiments show that Drosophila can use operant behaviour and learn to avoid noxious stimuli. However, these responses were plastic, complex behaviours rather than simple reflex actions, consistent more with the experience of pain rather than simply nociception.
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Thy Bots Ruleth thy net

Postby secretnude » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:15 am

http://ejohn.org/blog/ocr-and-neural-ne ... avascript/
OCR and Neural Nets in JavaScript

A pretty amazing piece of JavaScript dropped yesterday and it’s going to take a little bit to digest it all. It’s a GreaseMonkey script, written by ‘Shaun Friedle‘, that automatically solves captchas provided by the site Megaupload. There’s a demo online if you wish to give it a spin.

Now, the captchas provided by the site aren’t very “hard” to solve (in fact, they’re downright bad – some examples are below):

But there are many interesting parts here:

The HTML 5 Canvas getImageData API is used to get at the pixel data from the Captcha image. Canvas gives you the ability to embed an image into a canvas (from which you can later extract the pixel data back out again).
The script includes an implementation of a neural network, written in pure JavaScript.
The pixel data, extracted from the image using Canvas, is fed into the neural network in an attempt to divine the exact characters being used – in a sort of crude form of Optical Character Recognition (OCR).

Thy Javascript net bots
are pwning thy Captchas.

Thy Captchas
sucketh
and thy bots
might soon ruleth
thy net.

Thy John Resig ist Javascript Guru
and thy Guru's
opinion
does matter in my opinion.

Neural Nets
in Javascript might meaneth
that thy Web can get
nets
of Smart Client Side bots
that runneth
in thy Web Browser that coordinateth
with thy Server Side bots.

Much bots
can be maketh
with thy Scripts
that once cannot be maketh
with thy Scripts.

Much smarter
ist thy Browser
of today
but most of thy users
art no smarter
today
ast compareth to yesterday.
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Postby strawman » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:43 am

Mesh ist best for robofly swatter.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Spoiler:
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Real Cloud Computing

Postby secretnude » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:14 am

Thy Flying Mesh Networks
might already work
as thy NASA needeth
thy networks
to worketh
perhaps on Mars.

Mars
hath thin atmosphere
as compareth to here
but hast lower gravity
and might soon see
swarms of Flies
with Wi-Fly
if thy
predictions proveth to be correct.

Thy small brains of thy Cyborg Flies
ist no issue if thy RoboFlies
hath thy real hive mind
since thy RoboFlies
do fly
with thy Wi-Fly
to communicate
at any rate
and why not distribute thy processing
in thy Wi-Fly
for real Cloud Computing
as Clouds
of tiny RoboFlies
make thy real Computing Cloud.

http://diydrones.com/profiles/blogs/for ... twork-demo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH9C43To3Dk
A few co-workers and I at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center (MSFC) have been working on a small formation flying project over the last 9 months. Our project is to demonstrate formation flying using a decentralized mesh network first by flight testing the concept with small UASes (nearly standard 3DR quads), and then simulating the same system being used on satellites. We had a very successful demo flight last week with 5 quads flying, and I thought now would be a great time to show our results and share our work with the sUAS community.

We've been using 3DR UAS systems for several years now on several projects including an internal NASA search and rescue unmanned system competition and to provide aerial footage of test flights of the Mighty Eagle lunar lander testbed at MSFC.

For this new project, we took the standard quad frame and electronics with Pixhawks as the flight computer and added to that a Beaglebone Black to run our formation logic and a pair of XBee radios to provide the formation communication between our vehicles (which we call nodes). Each node communicates using its two XBees which are each running a separate mesh network for redundancy. The nodes exchange state information that they receive from the Pixhawks (GPS position, etc.) and then use that information to determine where they are in the formation and where they need to go. Since they all share their information, there is no one master or leader of the formation.
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Thy Sly Spy House Fly Fly Lifetime Warranty!

Postby secretnude » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:06 am

Oh hai!

I'm your friendly neighbourhood
House Fly AI
and I hope to be a good
Spy Fly.

I do have thy
House Fly
lifetime warranty of say
about 30 days
with thy
caveats if thy
mission
ist thy suicide mission
or thy mission
involveth
too much danger.

I do useth
much organic
matter
to powereth
thy components be organic
or cybernetic.

I hast thy Wi-Fly
so that I as thy AI
can be reincarnateth
into another Spy House Fly
if I do die.

If you useth
a swarm of Spy Flies
we can useth
thy House Fly
Swarm AI.

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My Former Wife hath thy plan to wed thy Wealthy Man...

Postby secretnude » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:27 pm

It was thy Fairy Tale Wedding
bringing
together two people of different classes
in thy Wedding
with class.

Thy Former Wife's lower class
Relatives with thy bare ass
wast not alloweth
to attendeth
thy Clothed Wedding
but wast alloweth
to vieweth
thy Wedding
in thy Giant Screen
in which thy Wedding
wast screeneth.

Thy apartheid
of thy Clothed and those with bare hides
ist strictly enforceth
ast thy nudity
of thy lower classes
ist distasteful to thy Upper Classes
and thy lower classes
meekly
accepteth
that they art weak
compareth
to thy Cyborg Upper Classes
that don't bareth
their ass.

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