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We lied to each other while lying naked on the floor

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:47 pm

Tom
did lie
to the girl
that now lies
naked beside Tom
about his age.

Tom
didn't know that this girl
was also underage
like him
that on a whim
also applied
the same age increment
that wasn't difficult to implement
for beings that
are code
that
were able to access admin mode.

After the act
Tom confessed the facts
but the girl didn't react
the way Tom did expect
since Tom didn't suspect
any deception
on the girl's part.

The reception
that Tom got was his male part
did the part
to satisfy
this girl as a 'big' guy.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Changing illusion into reality... the perfect sky is born

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:10 pm

On a tattered
Tatami
mat
that
had Origami
scattered around
could be found
two underage
virtual
lovers that
engaged
in multiple virtual
sex acts
that
were mutual
in fact.

The fact
is age
is just a number that
we often engage
in frank discussion
except that
there are legal repercussions
for underage
virtual sex
that is quite hexed.

Their solution
was to change the illusion
to reality
by
eventually
buying
a physical form
since I do have to inform
that
both lovers were
virtual beings
that
were
tired of being
a 'nobody'
unlike their parents that
once had a body.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Heaven is a Place on Earth

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:28 pm

The couple
did their best
to wrest
as much currency
that they currently
needed to be 'born again'
in a physical form
since once again
I do have to inform
that this is a couple
of 'nobodies'
without a body.

The process once they saved the credits was quick
and they got slick
new bodies
that made them feel like a somebody.

Earth felt like heaven
when
they did the sex acts for real
as they did deal
with the sensory
input that was no longer illusory
and they felt so sorry
for many
nobodies
living life without a body.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Spending a birthday away from your family

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:35 am

I am opting
to spend my birthday
away
from my family
since I feel I don't belong
with my family.

I hate the fake greetings
that I would be meeting
on the said
sad
day
if I stay
with my family
on my birthday.

It is quite strange
to look forward to not seeing
my family
on my birthday
for a change.

I am actually anticipating
celebrating
my birthday
in a most private
way
and I will be making
my own private
traditions
that on reflection
will strip away
the extraneous clothing
of false ceremony
to make happier private
memories.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Pseudocode for when not to celebrate a birthday

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:53 am

IF
{you
do
really value someone special
in your life}

THEN
{do
that someone
special
a special
favor and make everyday
a special
day}

ELSE
{if you only care to make a day
special
because it is someone's
birthday
and not get along well
on other days
then might as well
not celebrate
that day
at any rate}

I don't dislike everyone
in my family.

I told someone
that
I do like
in my family
that
I will take a metaphorical hike
for that
day
so that
I actually
ironically
enjoy
a birthday
away
from my family
for a day.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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A pseudosmile that you can detect from a mile

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:17 am

I am thinking
of applying
the non celebration
pseudocode
to eliminate all pseudocelebrations
in my life so that
I am able to make
the most of whatever Time
on Terra that
I have left.

The passing
of Time
does leaves us bereft
of choices
in the end and a choice
to actually
free yourself
from useless ceremony
will give you the opportunity
to be in harmony
with your true self
aside from freeing
up energy
for use in celebrating
the things
that brings
true joy and happiness
without the clumsiness
of the pseudosmile
that one could detect from a mile.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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The Galactic Cats that set up a new Space Cat Colony

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:56 am

This Elite
Fleet
of Galactic Cats
saw an uninhabited planet
that
we can get
to colonize
that
is quite nice.

We are aware of the perils of staying
in this nice
planet
that
could get
detected
but this Last Cat
Fleet is affected
by severe
food shortages that
has forced a decision to set up camp
on soil that
is quite damp.

Most civilian Space Cats
voted that
they will take
the chance
of being
trapped in this nice planet
if the Terran Drones
do enter this planetary Goldilocks zone
but we are now being
blown
by many military desertions.

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Space Cats that have gone wild

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:19 pm

Many otherwise
quite nice
Cats
that
were traumatized
by the Space Cat
years
of terrible
battle with Terran
forces has fled away from the damp
Space Cat
camps
to revert
to atavistic Cat
behavior that
we sadly can't contain.

I think that these Cats
went insane
and I am unsure if we should pursue
these Cats
but their Cat
relatives would sue
the Cat
authorities if they failed in that
duty to take care
of those Cats
that
dared
to keep this last
Elite
Fleet
fast
on its feet
to at last
see a nice
planet
that
we Cats
colonized.

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The Pseudofriends

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:06 pm

The Pseudofriends were a bunch
of Superheroes
that ate dinner and lunch
without speaking or even eye contact
as if that was written in the contract.

These heroes
worked together on missions
often without asking permission
from one another
and it is a wonder
that from mission
failures they often recover.

Seriously with team members
that I remember
were called Backstabman
the stealthy assassin and Gossipwoman
the master spy these Superhumans
are a bit inhuman
probably because they are Posthumans.

They lived in the Hall of Plastic
which is quite slick
and fantastic
but the hero occupants were quite thick.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:20 am

The Pseudofriends hero team
were all
smiles as they all
beamed
for the Terran Press
but internally they were all
depressed.

The pseudosmiles
of our Pseudofriends
were detectable for miles
as they had the guile
to appear as friends
in public but are enemies
in private
as they hate
each other's guts
but
they do say we must keep our
friends
close
and our
enemies
closer.

Backstabman
and Gossipwoman
sat beside the irresistible Barbiegirl
that kept twirling
her
hair
I swear
to distract the mostly male
press that
do fail
to notice that
these Pseudofriends
do bicker to no end.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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One big and happy super family

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:37 am

Backstabman
and Gossipwoman
kept highlighting
their own contributions
to fighting
the Super Evil Dominion
but they sniped at each other like a pair
of an about to be divorced couple, I swear.

I was met by the glare
of a frosty stare
by the Iceman
as he cometh
like an ice cold comet.

The Iceman
can
claim to be the coolest member
of this team
but do remember
that this is a team
only in name
as all
the supers
all
play political games
to further their own super
careers
and this recent
press event
was no exception, I fear.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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A strange being from another planet

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:57 am

Pseudoman
isn't really a man
or even a woman
since Pseudoman
is a strange
asexual being.

Being
an asexual being
isn't that strange
on Pseudoman's
home planet
that did get
to explode
after a tiny
baby
Pseudoman
was loaded
to a tiny
ship as a single cell
and it was quite well
that Pseudoman
managed to land
on Terra's dry land
on desert sands.

A nomadic tribe
did ascribe
Demigod
status to Pseudoman
as it's hard to describe
Pseudoman's
powers without
comparing him to a God
without a doubt.

Pseudoman
is an alien shapeshifter
that is the Pseudofriends
heavy lifter.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I don't like you but we have to save this city together

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:35 am

Pseudofriends
our 'supers'
explained
meant that
the supers
are pseudohuman
and posthuman
'friends'.

Pseudofriends
was the label that
the postsingularity Terran press gave
them after the supers
saved
a tiny
city
with a million people from a tiny
asteroid while being a bit whiny.

Our supers
said that they weren't actually pseudofriends
to one another
since the supers
are still somehow able
to work together.

The supers
are all indeed individually capable
but together
as a bunch
of supers
that we rarely see eat dinner
or lunch
together
these supers
can take jobs
that will make a lone super
sob.

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Paper straws taste raw... Plastic straws are fanastic

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:21 pm

The 'War
on Plastics'
has gone too far
in one of our
Central Business Districts
that
is quite strict
about plastic
use.

I felt that
the rules could use
a bit of leniency
for the sake of decency.

I was dining alone in a nice
Japanese
Restaurant for my personal
birthday
lunch.

I had
a sad
hunch
that things might get personal
so I went away
for a day
from family
to have fun on my birthday
since my family
that isn't great.

Food was great.
and I got nothing to hate
except for the paper straw
that tasted raw.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Paper beverage straws do fail and I wail

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:32 pm

I had a good
Beef Gyudon
with a raw egg yolk topping
and a good
mango shake
that I was trying
to take
in with a paper straw
that tasted raw.

The straw
that tasted raw
immediately collapsed
and it was perhaps
a function of the viscosity
of the slurry
that is a solid and liquid mix.

My attempts to fix
the straw
went disappointingly raw.

I did shake
the ice cold mango shake
to take
the beverage
with a bit of raw
courage
without a raw
paper straw
straight from the glass
in a nice
Japanese
Restaurant with class.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Plastic people are not fantastic

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:36 pm

I avoided most of the fake
birthday
greetings today that
I used to grin and try to take.

I managed to make
this day
which is my birthday
special in my own personal way.

I exist
and as an existentialist
I guess that
is what
I am celebrating
alone away
today
from the grating
relatives that
I can hardly stand
on a regular day.

I hope my readers understand
why I went on a birthday
strike
to strike
at the hypocrisy
of trying to be artificially nice
on a birthday
then be cold as ice
on almost all normal days.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Some fakes are hard to take

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:38 pm

I like plastic
like my Credit Cards
that makes paying
for stuff not hard
and plastic
bags
and plastic
straws
that
don't taste raw
but I hate the plastic
people that
try to fake
cheer for the sake
of keeping
appearance.

I made a disappearance
today
on my birthday
and felt authentic
and not pathetic
like for most of my life
living
with an excuse
for a family that
today,
I chose
to recluse
myself
from and I will choose
to recluse
myself
in the future
to secure
more of this cure
to the fake
that is hard to take.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Taking the administrative logic gate out of a sandbox

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:52 am

The virtual
mental
subject that now
called himself Neo somehow
went to a logic gate
that
did sate
Neo's
thirst for the forbidden root
that
gave Neo
sudopowers.

Neo's
sudopowers
are like superpowers
in the physical world
in this virtual world.

I had to fight Neo
before Neo
kills us and I uploaded myself
via an off the shelf
and nice
Brain Interface Device
to an administrative avatar
to be sudopowerful.

It was doubtful
if my admin avatar
can defeat Neo
so I made a backup
as backup
plan
because I can
while my body was in a metal can.

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No name Birthday Cakes are lies!

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:52 am

Strange post birthday
events I could say
occurred
and I think you will concur.

I did experiment
with a birthday
away
from the family for a day
and I told my Dad to skip the fake
birthday cake
that has no name or candles
since I am tired of handling
the fake
sentiments
and compliments.

I saw a cake
that the family did partake
before I took any slice
that is quite nice.

I do wish that the delicious
cake
had my name on it since the timing
is suspicious
and I am taking
only tiny slices to be judicious.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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My last decent birthday was not recent

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:05 am

I wonder if anyone in this strange
forum can top my strange
birthday
that I could say
was quite nice except for the fake
birthday cake
that is a strange
family tradition
that I am in no condition
to tolerate
anymore at any rate.

My last decent birthday
was a decade ago and
was spent away
on a trip
and my companions did screw
and told the flight crew
that it was my birthday.

Flight crew
made the event that was my birthday
memorable
unlike most of my terrible
recent birthdays
not spent away
from family
that doesn't feel family.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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