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Churchill had the will to tell a maid he wasn't ill

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:56 am

A naked Churchill
awoke
after a maid spoke
that today
was going to be busy
day.

Churchill
felt ill
and dizzy.

Churchill
had adequate sleep
that Churchill
did keep
after Churchill
did leap
on top of a
writing desk
to keep away
from a
pesky
illusory
Black Dog that
was really frisky.

Churchill
drank so much whiskey
that
was quite risky
to Churchill's
body.

Churchill
still
had the will
to tell
the maid that he will
be quite well
later in the day
when the maid
did say
Churchill's
staff will
meet
after a fast
English breakfast,
they do eat.

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PM Churchill's Black Dog wants some breakfast bacon

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:33 pm

Churchill
didn't dress
unlike the rest
of Churchill's
staff
for the informal staff
meeting
after an early breakfast
that was conducted quite fast.

Britain
was greeting
a bleak breakfast
with less butter and bacon
due to newly imposed British
food rations.

The British
situation
this eleventh of May
of 1940 may
be described as the end of a burning rope
but in Churchill
the British
saw hope.

During
the meeting
a Canine Apparition appeared
at the end of a rope
as Churchill
feared.

Only Churchill
and his Male
Secretary didn't fail
to notice Dark
Dog whose bark
was quite stark.

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Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:04 pm

strawman wrote: People tend to take care of their inner child by taking him out to get drunk, high, or laid, because people incline toward Eros. And many simply become addicted to alcohol, drugs, and sex. But as in everything else, understanding yourself gives you the power to make informed choices.
I was addicted
to work and now I am addicted
to writing.

I am still a bit depressed
and writing
does strangely
repress
that bad feeling
that is unappealing.

It's strange
to wake up depressed
for several days
in a row.

The past couple of days
might be a post birthday
depression
that I held in repression
for days
by being away
from my
family on my
birthday.

The past couple of days,
I was quite sad
and it was quite bad
such that it was hard to write
to fight
the Dog's nasty bites
and it didn't feel right.
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Post by strawman » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:16 pm

Today's happy thought:

When you can take life's best shot, and raise a bloody face up to gurgle,
"Is THAT all you've got?!"
that's a good sign...
that things are about to get a whole lot worse.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Hitler's top secret mentale Projektion Wunderwaffe

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:08 am

"Mein Fuhrer
das Schwarzer Hund
is activated and is hounding
das neue British leader."

Hitler
wondered
if the top secret mentale Projektion Wunderwaffe
was merely a gaffe.

Toying
with several World
Leaders' Minds
Hitler
would find
really enjoyable
and that
would be for the World
terrible.

A Scientist said that
the effectivity
of the Mental Wunderwaffe
is negatively
affected by distance
by an inverse square law by chance
and hence the Mental
Signal
had to be enhanced
by a Spy living
close to Number Ten Downing
Street
as a sweet
old Woman that
wore the Mental
Device in a hat.

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Saving a City from a polluting and evil Oilman

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 12, 2014 12:18 pm

It was time
to clean the grime
that was the crime
of the polluting
evil Oilman
that is spilling
oily
and filthy
liquid and gaseous waste around this Chinese City.

This Oilman
bribed
the authorities alive
to pollute
as the bribes
does compute
cheaper
than the antipollution
measures that are the proper
solution.

Pseudoman
did what he can
to eat the particulate
matter
that we hate
that was dark like chocolate.

I as Die Menschmaschine
had to contend with machine
gun
fire
that wasn't fun
from the Oilman's hired
guns.

The hired
guns
expired
when I fired
my laser guns.

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You won an all expense paid trip on an ship that is hip.

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:44 am

I was sleeping sound
on firm Terran ground
when I found
myself naked in a ship with an Alien Blob
that calls himself 'Bob'
that bobbed
like an amoeba in zero g
that you see
had been experimenting on me.

The Alien Blob
called Bob
was quite
polite
and had a slight
mechanical accent
and a terrible scent.

I learned
that I earned
a free ride to their
Shapeshifter
Planet Izgon as part of a raffle.

However, I was baffled
since a raffle
ticket I didn't buy
and I did spy
other species on this ship
that was quite hip.

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Don't worry, they wont notice you have been replaced...

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:03 am

I inferred
that the raffle
that baffled
my mind
that was behind
my abduction
was a form
of random sampling
by Aliens
shaped like Dumplings
for experimentation.

I asked the Alien
Blob
named Bob
concerning my friends on Earth
that might unearth
my disappearance
by chance.

Bob
tried
to assuage my fears
as I cried
since the Alien
Blobs
replaced me
with another Alien
Shapeshifter, you see.

I voiced concerns
regarding my career
since I was trying to earn
a promotion
and a fake me might make a commotion.

Bob
the Blob
told me not to sob
as Bob
bobbed.
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Naked in an Alien Zoo run by Aliens that are like goo

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:16 am

Relativistic
effects
will affect
my interplanetary round
trip that I found
was more than a hundred light years
and I feared
being
a singular Human Being
in a travelling
Alien
Zoo
run by Aliens
that look like goo.

I once again cried anew
naked on an alien chair
as I despaired
with regards to my fate
that I hate.

It was all in the luck of the draw
like picking the longest straw
to determine who will diffuse
a bomb that would confuse
an expert that is used
to doing such tasks
and this task
is too much to ask.
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Alien Blobs attempting to get human body fluid samples

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:29 am

I asked the Alien Blob
named Bob
why he didn't take a female
mate
for me since being
a sole male
Human, I hate.

The Alien Blob
just bobbed
and wondered what a mate
was and why I was lonely.

I explained our family
structure
that was for sure
'alien'
to Aliens
that reproduce
by budding
to produced budding
protégés
that consist mostly of protoplasm.

I told the Aliens
of the need for orgasms
by sexual beings
and this Alien
being
quickly assumed the form of a naked Human female
that didn't fail
to produce
the male
urge to reproduce.

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An Alien Pseudoman meets the Alien Oilman

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:36 am

The evil Oilman
came out
without a doubt
to challenge Pseudoman
because he can.

The Oilman
turned out not to be a man
a woman
or even a human
since like Pseudoman
he turned out to be from the Planet
Izgon
that is gone.

Feeling alone
and on his own
the Oilman
did what he can
to get
the attention of Pseudoman
the only way he can
by performing various misdeeds
indeed.

Pseudoman
was surprised
that it did arise
that a challenger
did rise
to challenge
his supremacy
and fighting someone like powerful
and awful
like Oilman
seems like lunacy.

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I mated with an Alien Blob named Bob and then I sobbed

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:36 am

I realize
that my eyes
do deceive
since what I perceive
as a woman naked like Eve
is an
Alien
Blob
named Bob.

My human senses received
the proper stimulation
that given my captive situation
I had no option
except to end with a male human ejaculation
into an Alien
species to which I bear no relation.

I was fed with a water
and powder
mix
that
the Alien
Blob
named Bob
did fix
that
was tailored to my nutritional needs
that
did indeed
taste like chocolate that
the Aliens
copied from an Earthly mix
that
their Alien
Replicator fixed.

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Alien Protoplasm is thicker than water

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:02 pm

The Shapeshifter Alien Pseudoman
fought the Shapeshifter Alien Oilman
pseudopod
to pseudopod
and the fight
was quite
odd.

Pseudoman
and Oilman
embraced
each other and braced
for each pseudopod
pseudopunch
that crunched
the nearly impermeable
yet extremely pliable
pseudoskin
as kin
fought kin.

The Shapeshifters
punctured each others'
pseudoskin
and alien protoplasm
mixed leading to a pseudoorgasm
as Pseudoman
and Oilman
were doing what they can
to improve the genetic diversity
of their decimated race.

The Shapeshifters
erased
their adversity
to each other
since the stark
and dark
truth they
now faced
that they
are the last of their race.

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Congratulations! You have Tiny Baby Blobs with Bob...

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:38 pm

The Alien Blob
named Bob
informed me that my genetic seed
indeed
took root
and bore fruit
as tiny budding Alien Blobs.

I sobbed
as I was robbed
of my freedom as an exhibit in a zoo
that
is run by Aliens that
are like goo.

This new
information that
I am a genetic parent with the Alien Blob
named Bob
to tiny Alien Blobs
is too much to take.

I tried to pinch myself to try to wake
from a nightmare
but I was quite scared
to learn that this is real
and with reality,
I have to deal.

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Mien Fuhrer... Das Schwarzer Hund funktioniert nicht

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:08 pm

The Black Dog
that hogs
Churchill's
mind
I do now find
humping
Churchill's
naked
leg as a naked
Churchill
conducted an informal
morning
meeting
with his personal
staff
with his male 'staff'
in full view
as the State of the British Empire,
Churchill
reviewed.

The British Empire
rules
the seas.

The British Empire,
you do see,
has a fourth
of the land and a fourth
of mankind
now faces an unkind
enemy in the form of the Nazis
that rules
a continent across a strip of sea.

Nazis
are f**cking
with Churchill's
will
as the f**cking
Dog won't hold still.

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Ich spreche kein Deutsch

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:39 pm

I don't really speak German
but I do the best that I can
given what I know
and maybe somebody here does know
how to write in German.

I would like to know
if what I did was perverse
to the German language
that I know is related to the English language.

The phrase Anglo-Saxon
does show
the past close relations
between what were once mortal enemies
that are now
the largest economies
in Europe
that does give humanity some hope.

I am less
depressed now
since somehow
I could write
to fight
a Dark
Canine whose bark
is stark.
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In an Alien Jungle, Alien predator eat you!

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:28 pm

A few Space Cats
that
ran
into the Alien Jungle ran
into a Strange Predator
that does eat Cats
like the way we Cats
to like to eat
Cow Sized Rat
meat.

We are uncertain
if the Strange Alien to which we pertain
is a sentient being.

We miss the sentient being
named Xeno
that
is a Xenobiologist
Space Cat
that
abandoned his Cat
race
so that his guilt could be erased.

I am not as good as Xeno
as a Xenobiologist
Space Cat.

I am now on the hunt
for a Strange Alien that does hunt
us Space Cats.

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Confronting the 'monsters' that we create

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:21 am

My
body was in a can
while my
mind wandered because it can
in the Virtual World Admin Shell
while our real world was going
to hell
with Drones
hunting
us down in this air-gapped
High Security Zone.

We are trapped
by a virtual
mental
entity
that I created
that now
hates
its creator
and is now
acting like The Terminator.

I had to confront
my creation
that is now
an affront
to what is decent
and this development
was recent.

I myself to blame
as played games
with the experimental
virtual
minds
that I now find
as enemy
entities.

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Creating sentient entities out of a selfish need

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:10 am

I was wringing
out of my memory
memories
of my upbringing
that did bring
me to this point.

My parents
would be disappointed
in me, like the way I am disappointed
in my creations
that I created
for experimentation.

I was created
by my parents
to serve their needs
indeed.

My parents
told me to fulfill
their will
that doesn't compromise
and isn't nice.

It isn't nice
to be parented
by people that
are cold
like ice
and be told
that they are too old
to make
a change for my sake
and my life, I once tried to take.
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Trust no one

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:32 am

I confronted my virtual
intellectual
Creation
that I created for mental
experimentation
and told
Him
that I will release Him
from prior programming.

However, that
brings
the issue of trust
that
was like a bridge with rust
between the Creator
and the Created.

How could the Created
trust a Creator
that
didn't show mercy before?

The Created
had to even the score.

My Creation
tried to delete
my Avatar Instance.

I had backups since the chance
of my Instance
being deleted
was high.

I
just sigh
after I
upload myself once more
and I
was back where I
was before.

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