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In a Alien Zoological Ship that is no longer hip

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:57 am

In an Alien Zoo
run by Aliens that are like Goo
I was exhibited anew
as the sole
naked soul
from Earth
as my feet walked on fake dirt.

I felt blue
in a cage
that the Shapeshifting Aliens
engage
when the other Alien
customers come on onboard
aboard
the Shapeshifting Alien's
zoo.

The Aliens
informed
me that I have to perform
the Human Male thing
with another Alien
Shapeshifting
Blob
named Rob
in front of the paying
Aliens
that wanted to see
me
do the 'sex' thing
as Rob did transform
into a human female so I could perform.

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Don't worry buddy, I am not in my budding phase

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:41 am

I protested
as I detested
fathering more
Human Alien Hybrid Blobs
as I remembered before
when I scored
a sex act with an Alien Blob
named Bob.

The Alien Blob
named Rob
told me that his reproductive
cycle in an inactive
phase
and hence strange offspring,
we will not face.

I looked at the face
of the most beautiful naked human
woman
that I knew was Rob
an Alien Shapeshifting
Blob
that did bring
in me responses of a virile human
man.

Rob and I did what human
couples do
while being watched by many Aliens
a strange Alien
Zoo.

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A failed top Predator that was unable to defend himself

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:15 pm

I examined a mangled
male Space Cat
body that was recovered
in the jungle
in tangle
of fine
vines
that
was discovered
by a curious young female Cat
that wandered off the beaten path.

A Cat
Pathologist
helped me as a Cat
Xenobiologist
in examining this failed
male
Cat
body
that
nobody
in this Space Cat
colony
has claimed yet
in this planet.

The community did get
adequate warning not to wander
in the jungles
as we wondered
why this Cat
that
is on our autopsy table
wasn't able
to fight
like a Space Cat
and it didn't feel right.

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An Alien bug can debug the approximate date of death

Post by secretnude » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:10 am

On a table,
our Cat
Pathologist was able
to determine that
this failed
male
Cat
had no defensive injuries
and on that,
I made further inquiries.

This male Cat
is missing a leg
and that
begs
the question
as to the Cat's
bodily situation
at the time of the attack.

Pathologist
insisted that the right
leg was hacked
off in the attack
since the wound is fresh.

I discovered an Alien flesh
eating insect
that has given us an approximate
date
of death
that intersects
correctly
with the day
the Cat ran away
and the day
of discovery
and recovery.
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Departing from the Living due to Blood loss on Moss

Post by secretnude » Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:53 am

The Space Cat
Pathologist
did read a report on the Toxicology
of the dead Cat
that
we faced
on an autopsy table
as we were unable
to detect
the usual Space Catnip
on which Space Cats
trip
or any fermented drink
that does cloud how we Space
Cats
think.

We did have a trace
of a neurotoxin
that
the dead Cat
might have ingested
or the Cat
might have been infected
by Alien Germs that made the Toxin
before the Cat
dozed off
and had many body parts
bitten off.

The Cat
departed
due to blood loss
on Alien Moss.
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Biocompatible as predator and prey in an Alien Jungle

Post by secretnude » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:54 am

This Space Cat
community
will soon bury
a dead Space Cat
and this community
has adequate reason to worry
since an Alien
Entity
is still out
in the Alien
Jungles that
might be out
to maim more Space Cats.

This Alien
Jungle Ecosystem
has many different Alien
species that
might
take a fatal bite
at
our nonindigenous Cat
species.

I had wondered about interspecies
biocompatibility
initially
but it seems that
we Space Cats
can both eat
Aliens
and be eaten
by Aliens
in this Alien
Ecosystem.

However, I heard of a few allergies due
to
our Space Cat
immune system.
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Lights flooded the Jungle at night and it didn't feel right

Post by secretnude » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:56 pm

I argued against drastic action
in reaction
to the death of one Cat
that
was unconscious when the late Cat
was dismembered
by an unknown Entity
that this Space Cat
Community
now calls an enemy.

This Community
remembered
the Cat's
Exemplary
Military
Service
as we Cats
held a Funeral
Service
for a former Cat
General.

The Community
was calling for Alien blood
as lights
flooded
the Jungle at night.

It didn't feel right
to rudely
intrude
into an Ecosystem
that
we Cats
don't yet fully understand
and the disruption to the delicate
and complicated
Alien Ecological Systems,
I can't stand.
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Lights out in the Alien Jungle

Post by secretnude » Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:44 pm

One
by one
the floodlights
in the Alien
Jungle went out of sight
to our great fright
due to an Alien
Entity that
is out of sight.

We Cats
have excellent low light
vision
a Military Cat
Task Force is now on a mission
to capture
and secure
what has unkindly
killed one of our kind.

I was unsure
if the Alien
Entity is a Sentient Being
but it is good at being
elusive
and the Alien
is extremely reclusive.

A Space Cat media outlet
will get
the exclusive
footage of the hunt for the Entity
that is our enemy.

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Why I need my pain

Post by secretnude » Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:55 pm

strawman wrote:the only silver lining to the black cloud is that it feels so good when it goes away (which paid off handsomely for Eli Lily with their seratonin reuptake inhibitor patents.)
Happiness and contentment
are overrated in my opinion.

In my opinion,
it is discontent
with the status quo
that drives innovation
and creates social
and technological
revolutions.

Imagine a world in which the cavemen
were 'so happy' with their stone tools
that the stone age fools
never progressed beyond the cavemen
stage even if the cavemen
can.

I am afraid of the tendency
of our society
to medicate away unhappiness
and sadness.

With less
unhappy
and sad
people there might be less
literature
and film about sadness
for sure
but invention
might also be reduced
as greater happiness is produced.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:26 pm

I agree. But I have had so many frustrating experiences, in which fantastic innovation is rejected by people who are averse to change. It's a wonder babies ever get potty trained.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:32 am

When I was a gaffer, just learning to read, the Space Cat series introduced me to SF. Loved the sequels, Space Cat Meets Mars, Space Cat Visits Venus, & Space Cat has Kittens. (Not kidding on that last one.)

Strawman, I could see you enjoying this nascent literature. A good read for the grand kids.
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The Fur suit of Happiness in the cute due to a lost youth

Post by secretnude » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:06 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Space Cat series introduced me to SF. Loved the sequels, Space Cat Meets Mars, Space Cat Visits Venus, & Space Cat has Kittens. (Not kidding on that last one.)
I am unaware that
there is a Space Cat
series 'for real'.

I do feel an acute
need for a Cat
in Space revival
in this Internet age
when people of any age
do squeal
over the cute.

My Galactic
Cats
are in survival
mode after an apocalyptic
loss
to Cybernetic
Humans who are the new Galactic
boss.

I unhappily don't have kids
but the kid
in me seems to desire the cute
since I lost my youth sadly
to parenting that is bad.

I do feel more like a big kid
with a need play
with words like clay.
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The Big Cat that died to make a widow happy

Post by secretnude » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:25 am

I was very unhappy
so I wore my Fur Suit
of Happiness
in the process of pursuing
happy
thoughts
since this Fur Suit
was happily
bought by
my
late
husband
before PETA spread the hate.

I am lonely and sad
and I miss my husband
bad
but with my Fur Suit
that I wear over my
naked self, I feel my
husband
near
and I do fear
my husband
vanishing in the thin air.

I do despair
on the sad fate animal that
was a poor big Cat
that died to make me happy
in my Fur Suit of Happiness.
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Re: The Big Cat that died to make a widow happy

Post by strawman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:01 am

secretnude wrote: Fur Suit of Happiness.
I suppose this is what ASID would call progress.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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A caveman's winter of discontent

Post by secretnude » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:55 am

Ogg
was bogged
deep in thought
as Ogg
wrought
tools
from flint
that did glint.

Ogg
was whiny
about the metal tools
that are shiny.

The metal tools
would bring
an end to the usefulness of Ogg's
stone tools.

Ogg
made stone tools
to trade
and now only stone age
fools
would engage
in a trade
with Ogg
for food and clothing.

Ogg
is wearing nothing
since his clothes,
Ogg
bartered away
yesterday
to keep hunger away.

Today was cold
and Ogg
is old
like his stone tools
that only a fool
would buy
and Ogg
is ready to die.
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Dying on the sharp edge of a stone knife that you made

Post by secretnude » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:16 am

Ogg
wanted to go out
before things went further south
as Ogg
is naked and hungry.

Ogg
is angry
that the world had left
Ogg
bereft
of a purpose in life
and Ogg's
former wife
had left Ogg
alone to grieve.

Grieving
and not believing
that things would get better
Ogg
thought was better
not to be a burden on the clan
as Ogg
planned
a suicide
with his stone tools
that only a fool
would use nowadays
that are worth nothing
as most cavemen today
would say.

Ogg
was wearing
nothing
in the woods
and Ogg
didn't feel good.
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Death is not the end of the story for Caveman Ogg

Post by secretnude » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:40 am

Ogg
bled to death alone in the woods.

It felt good
to Ogg
that his stone tools
had one final use,
which is to end Ogg's
useless
life.

Ogg
was unearthed millennia
later by descendant
millennials
that led a decadent
lifestyle
and had a better hairstyle
compared to the Spartan
Cavemen
of yore.

The millennials
were bored
so they went off the track
and they did in fact
discover a skeleton with stone tools
that seemed so cool.

The millennials
posted pictures on Facebook
and Archaeologists were hooked
on the discovery.

The millennials
promptly wrote a book
on the recovery.
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An antidepressant on the side as a side effect

Post by secretnude » Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:39 pm

I was recently told by
my
Doctor to continue on the Brain
Tumor medications
that does alter Brain
Chemistry a bit by working
on the Dopamine System and that
is the closest thing
to an antidepressant that
I am willing
to take
since my medical condition
isn't fake.

There is a chance that I might
soon
give up that drug
after an MRI in a couple of moons
and it feels right
to give the drug
up after years of being medicated.

I told my Doctor that my family relations
wasn't improved by
my condition
as usually is the tradition.
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:27 pm

"Let It Go"...
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: An antidepressant on the side as a side effect

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:44 am

secretnude wrote: I told my Doctor that my family relations
wasn't improved by
my condition
as usually is the tradition.
strawman wrote:"Let It Go"...
My Brain Tumor
Doctor
(an Endocrinologist) was curious about me
since you see
my Doctor
and I have been seeing
each other quite regularly
for almost five years.

This was the first time
I opened up to my Doctor
about my family
as there is Doctor
Patient Confidentiality
and you have to admit our that strange
family
has strange
people with strange
personalities.

Maybe, I can't let stuff go
since you do know
how the song
Bohemian Rhapsody
that has a haunting melody
does go.

Bohemian Rhapsody
is a song
to someone's
mom by someone
who will soon be gone.
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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