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Yoda says 'anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.'

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:05 am

The world maybe lucky to have people
who are miserable
and able
to articulate
the pain and hate
to other people
without harming other people.

Emotional pain maybe beneficial
as many self help books feel artificial.

My misery
is 'all natural and organic'
like organic
fertilizer.

I use my misery
as fertilizer
for my mind
that I find
does enjoy a romp in the 'Dark Side'
as pain leads to anger
and anger
leads to the Dark Side.

I am not a destructive type
since I am a creative type
that keeps typing stuff out
instead of acting stuff out.
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Space Cats in the Jungle vs a Polymorphic Alien Entity

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:26 am

The Cat Military Task Force
came in full force
to enforce
a curfew
in this Cat
community that
is close to the Alien Jungle
as a portion of the Task Force
went out
to Scout
the Alien Jungle
for the Strange Entity
that is our enemy.

Some Cat Scouts
went out
and recovered a mangled
audio
and video
recording device
that was once nice
in a tangle
of fine
alien vines.

The recording
showed the Strange Entity
changing
form
and deforming
one of several appendages to lash out
at a Cat Military Scout
that is now dead without
a doubt.

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The Final Instruction is the Final Solution

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:49 am

I learned that my virtual
mental
Creations
on which I did some experimentation
are trying
to escape from this High Security
DARPA Facility.

I learned of the futility
of trying
to fight
my virtual
mental
Creation's
might.

I silently
activated a silent
countdown for Facility
self destruction
that would be the final instruction
that I had
to the Facility
AI before things
get more bad.

I am sad
that everything
that I worked
for will be borked
but it may have been borked
from the start.

The silent
counter
silently
hit the number
zero and we all violently
did depart.

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The crazy Nazi Cat Lady that wore a Nazi device in a hat

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:09 am

A crazy
Nazi
Cat
Lady that
wore a nice
Nazi
Mental Projection Device
in a Hat
was distracted by her numerous Cats
such that
the device
that wasn't supposed to be nice
to the victim started to malfunction
at its evil function.

The Nazi device in the Hat
was just a relay
so that the electromagnetic
signal remains strong
and tampering with a Leader's head with a delay
due to electromagnetic
wave propagation time feels so wrong.

This Cat
Lady that
wore the Hat
is a bit remorseful about her role in this War
between Germany and Britain so far.

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Post by strawman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:06 am

Let It Go is about accepting your own strange self.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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I believe the weirdos are our future...let them lead the way

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:48 am

"The strangest
love of all is easy to achieve"
would be sung in my book,
I believe
by a strange
shapeshifter that looks
and sings exactly
like Whitney Houston.

I while I can outwardly
say I accept my strange self
inwardly
I may struggle strangely
like a strange
shapeshifter that has copied
a person's external
form without copying
a person's internal
state.

It's hard to get away from self hate
due to decades of habit
like a deformed former Hobbit
carrying a strange 'Precious Ring'
that does bring
strange powers of invisibility
as I do feel invisible
to my family.
strawman wrote:Let It Go is about accepting your own strange self.
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Wearing a Precious Ring that brings invisibility

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:18 pm

While I may live with my family
as a practicality
due to my medical issues,
I have such family
issues
such that I avoid interacting with my
family
except perhaps with Dad
which is sad.

I don't eat with my family
anymore
since I got sore
with them ignoring me at meals.

My family
no longer calls me up for meals
and we call that a deal.

It's hard to deal
with rejection
from people on which you have an expectation
of unconditional support
and rapport
that I do report
is missing
and I do know what I am missing.
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Fighting the influence of Lord Sauron's Ring

Post by secretnude » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:58 pm

Writing
and seeing
that people do read
what I write indeed
makes me drop the 'Precious Ring'.

I write
to fight
the influence of the 'Precious Ring'
that does bring
dark
and stark
thoughts
that might as well be wrought
by the Dark
Lord Sauron
and delivered on a boat by Charon.

Writing
and typing
does make the difficult to remove
'Precious Ring'
slowly move
down my Ring
finger
as I finger
the keys
on a keyboard
to type.

I can type
either code
or odes
but the 'Precious Ring'
does attach
back to my ring
finger after it detaches.
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Post by strawman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:24 pm

One of my favorite Koans from Al-Anon: "Expectations are premeditated resentments".
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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The strange real life prequel to the real 40 year old Virgin

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:29 am

strawman wrote:One of my favorite Koans from Al-Anon: "Expectations are premeditated resentments".
My brother
and I grew up with parental expectations
that were quite easy to disappoint
even if we can point
to the fact that we could be over
achievers
academically.

I never personally
bonded with my mom
since I
felt I
was always a disappointment
to my mom.

Mom
was quite explicit about her disappointment
that mom
would express it with shouting
and physical hurting.

I
was a good student but mom
was never happy
with me even after I
became a successful professional.

My personal
life sucked
such that
I am a 40 year old male that
never f**ked.
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Keep removing all love due to a Borderline Mother

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:33 am

Mom
was a victim
of a bad
childhood that was sad.

Mom
has victim
tapes
on replay in her head
such that mom
has little ability to heed
other people's feelings.

I am afraid of mom
playing
her victim tapes
such that I avoid my mom
at all costs.

I think that a sustained relationship
with my mom
costing
me more emotional hardship
is too high a cost
to pay for a relationship
that is already lost.

My brother
and father
also has to walk on eggshells around
my mom that I found
I cannot love
as I wasn't loved.
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On the hunt for a Shifty Alien Shapeshifter in the Jungle

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:52 am

A Space Cat
Military Platoon
soon
went out
to hunt a Shapeshifter that
is without
a doubt
is hostile to us Cats
such that
it has already killed two Cats.

The Cat
Platoon
wore powered armor suits
that
soon
felt hot due to the Alien Jungle heat
that the suit
thermal management systems
found hard to defeat.

We Cats
had a system
to cordon off the areas where
we are aware
that the shifty
Shapeshifter
has been
as seen
or heard by our audio
and video
monitoring devices
that are quite nice.

We intend to put this Shapeshifter on ice.

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Space Cats request air cover under jungle cover

Post by secretnude » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:17 am

Our Space Cat
power suits
has infrared sensors that
might suit
us well in the hunt for a shifty
Alien Shapeshifter
that
can appear
to disappear
in plain sight
even if it is not yet night.

My infrared
sensors read
an anomalous thermal reading
that
we Space Cats
will soon be investigating
in our power suits that
we Cats
hope will protect us from that
shifty
Alien Shapeshifter
that
already killed two Space Cats.

We asked for Space Cat
Puma Fighter
air cover
from the GalactiCat
that is orbiting
this Planet that
we Cats
recently colonized
since it's quite nice.

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Re: The strange real life prequel to the real 40 year old Vi

Post by strawman » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:14 pm

secretnude wrote: Mom
was quite explicit about her disappointment
that mom
would express it with shouting
and physical hurting.

I
was a good student but mom
was never happy
with me even after I
became a successful professional.

My personal
life sucked
such that
I am a 40 year old male that
never f**ked.
A long-haul trucker gets horny on the road. He's driving his load down a long deserted stretch when he sees a billboard: "Get screwed by mom - 50 miles".
"That's disgusting!" he thinks.
Ten miles further along, he sees another billboard that says "Get screwed by mom - 40 miles"
Well, he thinks, I know it couldn't be MY mom. She's back in Des Moines.
The idea sits with him, as he ponders his loneliness.
20 miles down the road, another billboard:
"You know you want it - Only 20 more miles to Mom"
He starts to think "Well, sometimes a little kinky can be fun"
By the time he passes a "10 mile" billboard saying "You'll never forget getting screwed by mom: Only 50 bucks!", he's looking forward to it. He's got his cash out.
He pulls the rig up to a building marked "Mom's", goes up to the door, where a sign next to a mail slot says "Deposit $50 to enter"
He does so with trembling anticipation, and the door swings open.
It's dark inside. His palms sweat in anticipation. The door swings shut behind him. There is soft music coming from somewhere. As his eyes adjust, he sees another door across the room. He crosses over and tries to open it, only to find it locked. A little LED sign comes on: "To get out, please deposit $50. Congratulations, you've just been screwed by Mom."

Secret, it isn't true that you are a 40 year old virgin.
Mom has been screwing you your whole life.
You can judge her for it, but how does that punish her?
She can't change, but you don't have to keep putting your $50 in the slot..
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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I felt like dying as my power suit was frying in the heat

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:03 am

We approached a thermal
anomaly in an
Alien
Jungle as our thermal
management systems in our Space Cat
power suits
started notifying
us that
some power suit
components are frying
and we felt like dying.

The shifty
Alien Shapeshifter
made it known that
we Space Cats
aren't welcome here by throwing
many rocks
that
are as
big as
Terran Hollow Blocks.

My power suit was hit on by chest
as the rest
of the Space Cat
Military Task
Force
that
was tasked
to capture or kill this shifty
Shapeshifter
applied lethal
force
to little
effect to the shifty
Alien Shapeshifter.

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I was found and then lifted off the ground in a Jungle

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:23 am

Our Space Cat
infantry rail gun projectiles
were futile
against a shifty
Alien Shapeshifter
that
has killed two more Space Cats
in power suits
that
doesn't suit
us well in the withering Jungle heat
against an Alien that
is hard to defeat.

Our GalactiCat
Puma fighter air support had antimatter
weapons that
will soon make this Alien not matter.

I was lifted off the ground
as soon as I was found
by another Space Cat
that
still had a functioning power suit
as the rest of the Space Cat
powered exoskeleton suit
Platoon continued pursuit
of the Shifty
Alien Shapeshifter.

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Splitting Hairs like a metaphorical Barrister

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:04 am

strawman wrote:"You'll never forget getting screwed by mom: Only 50 bucks!", he's looking forward to it. He's got his cash out.
He pulls the rig up to a building marked "Mom's", goes up to the door, where a sign next to a mail slot says "Deposit $50 to enter"
He does so with trembling anticipation, and the door swings open.
It's dark inside. His palms sweat in anticipation. The door swings shut behind him. There is soft music coming from somewhere. As his eyes adjust, he sees another door across the room. He crosses over and tries to open it, only to find it locked. A little LED sign comes on: "To get out, please deposit $50. Congratulations, you've just been screwed by Mom."

Secret, it isn't true that you are a 40 year old virgin.
Mom has been screwing you your whole life.
You can judge her for it, but how does that punish her?
She can't change, but you don't have to keep putting your $50 in the slot..
It depends on how you define 'screw'.

I am not a virgin to being screwed
by someone in a nonsexual manner
but not one has screwed
with me in a sexual manner.

I agree that you will never
ever
forget
getting
screwed
by your mom and it screws
your entire life.

I fear getting a wife
for life
like my mom since sadly
divorce isn't an option here
and I badly
fear
that my nonexistent dating skills
might get me killed,
severely crippled or ill.

I know that good women can be found
around
but I may not be sound.
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Being a strange asexual being until...

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:25 am

strawman wrote: A long-haul trucker gets horny on the road. He's driving his load down a long deserted stretch
I silently suffered from low Testosterone
that was unknown to me
so I didn't feel so alone
until after my Pituitary Tumor treatments
gave me
the desire to do sexual experiments
in my late
30's so you see
I maybe
compared to someone undergoing
a strange late
puberty.

I am very much still a male
virgin but I do the self service male
thing
more
as compared to before
when I barely paid attention to the sex thing
that does bring
pleasurable feelings.

I maybe a fail
male
that will forever wail
lonely and alone
and all on my own.
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We Cats vaporized a shifty Shapeshifter that wasn't nice

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:45 am

I heard a loud antimatter blast
at last
that
we Cats
hope was the last
we will see or hear
of the shifty
Alien Shapeshifter
that
we Cats
do fear.

The Alien Shapeshifter
might not be the only Shapeshifter
here
and we Cats
do fear
Shapeshifter
infiltration
into our Space Cat
community as more information
regarding the Shapeshifter's
abilities we learn,
the Shapeshifters do earn
our respect
and we might expect
vengeance
from the Shapeshifter's
relatives by chance.

The Puma Space Cat
Fighters from the GalactiCat
promptly went to orbit
after they scored a direct hit
on the shifty
Shapeshifter.

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A depressed Human male specimen in an Alien Zoo Ship

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:49 am

The Shapeshifting
Alien named Rob
transformed back into a Blob
as the Shapeshifting
Aliens turned off artificial
gravity
to conserve energy
after the fake dirt
under my feet
that was meant to simulate soil on Earth
was sucked down many
tiny
holes
on the Alien Zoological ship floor
like what has happened many
times before.

I hate my role
as a naked Human male exhibit
to several Aliens that exhibit
little empathy to my plight
as they enjoy the sight
of my sexual exploits with the shifty
Alien Shapeshifters
that own this strange Zoo
and I indeed feel very blue.

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