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Space Cats sinking in a quagmire of shifty Shapeshifters

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:59 am

We Space Cats
watched one HeavyCat
Space
Transport fly into space
as we Cats
face
a quagmire of shifty
Shapeshifters
that
are out to destroy our last Space Cat
Heavy Lifter
Space Transport
in this Space Cat
Spaceport.

The Space Cat
Military reported
more losses as usual
which is no longer unusual
compared
to the early days
of the conflict.

In the early days
of the war, we fared
better
as Shapeshifter
casualties, we did inflict
but this conflict
turned for the worse for us Cats
that
had
sadly
more shifty
Shapeshifters
to kill
for each shifty
Shapeshifter
we killed.

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Employing a Strategy called 'Seek and Destroy'

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:21 am

We Space Cats
employed
a Strategy called 'Seek
and Destroy'
against an enemy
we perceived as initially
weak.

We Space Cats
had air superiority
but our enemies
had jungle cover
that made our enemies
hard to discover.

When face
to face
with a naked shifty
Shapeshifter
we assumed that we Cats
would prevail in our Space Cat
Power Suits
but many of our Power Suits
were unsuitable
in the terrible
Jungle heat
that was hard to defeat.

We had to eat
our Cat
Martial Pride
as the last of us ride
out to Space
as a defeat,
we Cats
faced.

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Spare us a piece of bread...

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:45 am

Terra had started Antimatter
bombardment of Demeter
Spaceports in Happy
Zombie
Territory.

I felt sorry
that there might be
non Zombie
Casualties
since you do see,
Terra
no longer informs
us of the actions that Terra
will perform.

We begged to have the Capital City
Spaceport
spared
as we cared
to keep all Spacecraft
in disrepair
so as to ensure
that the Happy Zombie
Virus will surely
remain in Demeter
forever
and never
ever
spread to Terra
or her colonies.

We begged for Terran
support
for this Terran colony
as we reported
starvation
conditions
in the sad Planetary
Capital City.

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Back to Embodied Humanity

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:39 pm

Cency lifted our Modular Brains
from the floor
that was close to a door
to attach to our Bodies
that nobody
used in days.

It's nice to be back in our City
and back to Embodied Humanity
since being detached Brains
does strain
due to sensory deprivation
even if you have a vivid imagination.

We were in asleep
for most of the trip
in a Box that was hip
with a cellular transmitter
and a portable heater.

We could trace our
journey via planes
and trucks.

If I wasn't asleep,
I would complain
since most of our
accommodations do suck.

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The Happy Zombie Cult of Happiness

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:23 pm

There are rumors of a Cult of Happiness
that's growing
among the Happy Zombies
and we got this from a Happy Zombie
Prayer Meeting
with Human Eating.

'Unhappiness is a sin
punishable
by death and by eating
the sinners
you're able
to save their souls.

The souls
reside
in the Brains
of the sinners
so by eating
the sinner
Brains
for breakfast, lunch or dinner
you are also saving
their souls.

Unhappy
souls
may indeed commit suicide
which is decidedly
is a Mortal Sin!

It's best
for us to do homicide
on the depressed
to repress
the incidents of suicide.'

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Body of Man

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:39 pm

Happiness
is a gift that's freely given
and those that reject happiness
are sinners that are heathen.

We are immortal, healthy and happy
unlike the sad
and starving people
in the Planetary
Capital City.

Here we have the Brain
of one of the sad
people
that will be saved once their sad
souls become part of this happy
community.

They say we are Zombies,
but we don't look like Zombies
and we're healthier
and happier
than we ever were.

Where
there
is joy and happiness,
there is God
and God
accepts this sinner
to be part of this happy
community.
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I am a sinner that could become dinner

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:01 pm

I
am on antidepressants and I
am a sinner.

I
was able to spy
on the Happy Zombie
Prayer Meeting
with Human Eating.

All of Zombies
took a communion wafer slice
that tasted nice
of the sad sinner's
Brain.

I know how it taste
since I had to eat
a part of the Brain
or be eaten
by this Happy Zombie
Community.

The Brain
was fatty,
oily
and greyish white.

The Zombie
Communion was quite a sight
but it didn't feel right.

I had
to badly
go to the sad
Planetary
Capital City
before these Happy
Zombies
do eat me.
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Halt sinner, you shalt be dinner!

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:33 pm

Everyone here in this Zombie
prayer meeting
with Human Eating
is happy.

I was about to leave the service
when a nice
young boy
shouted with joy,
"Halt sinner,
you shalt be dinner!"

The Zombie Mob
did rob
a nice woman of her life
and she was my wife.

My wife
and I have decided to attend
the Zombie meetings
with Human Eating
to pretend
that we're happy
like the rest of this Happy Community.

My wife
was violently separated
from me
and her body was consecrated
then desecrated.

She was stripped
then ripped
apart
as her life did depart.
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Eat your sinner wife for dinner and save her soul!

Post by secretnude » Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:48 pm

I was too scared to react
to the Zombie Mobs'
violent act
of robbing
my wife's
life.

My wife
was at one moment beside
me only to be pushed aside
by the Happy Zombie Mob
that robbed
her life.

My life
would be in danger if I
try
to save my wife.

My wife
and I agreed to no heroics
since heroes
mostly die
and I watched my wife
die
before my very eyes.

I was happily
told by the Zombie
Mob that my Wife's
soul is saved even if her life
is gone.

I think, I had
gone
mad.

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Faith and Community

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:18 am

Many Atheists do feel pressure
to fake
faith for the sake
of maintaining
the illusion of belonging
to a community.

I used to be pressured
by
my
family
to regularly
attend Catholic Mass
and as a young boy,
they will drag my ass
to something that I don't enjoy.

I am a Liberal Atheist
in a sea of Conservative Theist
Christians
in my country
but I do know other Atheists
in my country
and some of them are nice Scandinavians.

I do hope that nobody here
does fear
Liberal Atheists
since I don't bite
unless you want a word fight.
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You're horny and you're only a baby!

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:54 am

The WonderBaby Boss
that did toss
his company's baby food
formula that wasn't good
needed to get into a better mood.

WonderLabs
had done wonders
for accelerating
WonderBaby
development
and for a WonderBaby
it can be a frustrating
development
to know that you're horny
and you are only a baby.

The WonderBaby
Boss
named Ross
told his wet nanny
named Percy
to show some mercy
to a baby
without any
viable sexual outlet
and let
him suckle at her breast
while his hands do the rest.

The WonderBaby
had a wonderful
orgasm and was now
in a better mood somehow.

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The Elephant in the Room

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:19 am

The Elephant
in the room
was constantly ignored
and this Elephant
was very bored.

The Elephant
took a broom
with its trunk and started poking
the people that are ignoring
this Elephant
and making this Elephant's
life so boring.

The Elephant
was still ignored
so the Elephant
gored
to death
a circus hand.

I understand
that this Elephant
was put to death
with a bullet
to this Elephant's
head.

I must mention
that this Elephant
was simply trying
to get some attention
and it's sad
that the Elephant
turned bad
and ended up dead
with a bullet in the head.
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Dealing with an Elephant in a Room

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:45 am

I have an Elephant
Skeleton in my closet
of that Elephant
that did get
to die with a bullet.

It is quite hard to forget
that I killed an Elephant
that was my friend
until close to the end.

I used to imagine an Elephant
as a child as a friend
like on Sesame Street
since that imaginary pachyderm was sweet.

Ignoring some obvious truths
wouldn't kill the truth
and the truth
is like the Elephant
in a room
that is poking you with a broom
and this Elephant
has little room
for any sort of compromise
that is nice.
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The Space Cats in Deep Space after a planetary retreat

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:19 am

This last Elite
Fleet
of Galactic Cats
suffered a humiliating defeat
at the hands
of shifty
Alien Shapeshifters
that
lacked advanced weapons
as I understand.

We Space Cats
hath done a planetary
retreat
into deep space
as our weapons
and Cat
Armed Forces, we did deplete
and our martial pride, we eat.

The search for a new Planet
that
we Cats
can get
to call home continues.

We Space Cats
continue
to hide from Terran Patrols
that now control
vast
parts of this Galaxy that
in the past
we Space Cats
did control
with our own powerful Space Cat
Patrols.

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Some 'Space Cats' perform a vanishing act

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:20 am

The GalactiCat
informed us that
the Cats
that got off the Planet
will have to get
their genetics analyzed
as we Cats
do realize
that
there maybe
Shifty
Alien Shapeshifters
in the HeavyCat
Transport Ships.

Some Cats
managed to vanish
after that
announcement and we know that
the 'Cats'
didn't perish.

I don't cherish
the fact that
the Shapeshifters
can take
any form and that
makes
sweeping our ships
clean of Shapeshifters
a difficult task
for anyone to ask.

It is unfortunate that
we lost
our foremost
Xenobiologist Cat
named Xeno that
might be able to help us now
somehow.

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An age gap relationship involving a baby.

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:03 am

The WonderBaby Boss
named Ross
does fancy
his thirty year old wet nurse
named Percy
and this baby
does control the purse
of his wet nurse.

WonderBaby
Ross wondered
if an age gap would work
after his working
day
and this thought he did say
out loud while naked with Percy
in a bath hoping for some mercy.

Boss Ross was mature
intellectually
even if physically,
he was immature
for sure
and he was rich
and hence Percy was bewitched.

They kissed each other
while naked in a sexual manner
and there was mutual consent
even if this was indecent.

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When in Zombieland do as the Zombies do or die!

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:16 pm

I'm high
on antidepressants as I try
to force a lie
on myself and this Zombie
Community.

I just ate
a part
of my departed
wife.

I might soon take
my life.

However, I had promised to my wife
that I will not take
my life
and I will honor my wife
by living my life.

I saw a Happy Zombie
Sex Party
after the Happy Zombie
Prayer Meeting
with Human Eating
and I was greeted by naked Happy
Zombie
Girls.

When in Zombieland
do
as the Zombies
do
and I
did the Zombie Girls
so that I
don't die.

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Some Zombies were quite happy to steal all of my clothes

Post by secretnude » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:39 pm

I lost my clothes
in the Happy Zombie
Sex Party
since it was a mess orgy.

I had so much sex
with Happy Zombie
females that were hypersexual
and it actually
made me happy
without my antidepressants
that are in my lost pants.

I looked around
and I never found
my clothes.

I will have to make the journey
to the sad Planetary Capital City
naked until I can find a clothing
store
with an open door
or a door
knob
that is easy to destroy
so that the clothing
store I can rob
and some clothing,
I can enjoy.

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A dish best served cold...

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:05 am

We Cats
decided that
letting
things
freeze in areas that
may have Shapeshifters
maybe a way
to get the upper hand
on the Shapeshifters
since we understand
that
the Shapeshifters
evolved in a warm
climate and that
the cold will do the Shapeshifters
harm.

We Cats
do have fur
and with a fur coat
on top of our fur
we devote
considerable
effort to be able
to clear our Ten HeavyCats
that
each could carry one thousand Cats.

Some Cats
evacuated early
and were screened by the GalactiCat
but the hurried evacuation of late
created logistical problems that
we hate.

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Winter is coming...

Post by secretnude » Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:31 am

I was wearing the fur
of my Cat
Commander that
lost his fur
during our protracted war
with shifty
Alien Shapeshifters
that wasn't far
in our memories
as this was recent in Space Cat
history.

I will avenge my Cat
Commander that
died protecting the Cat
Planetary Colony that
we loved and lost
to the shifty
Alien Shapeshifters
at great cost.

We told the Cats
in this HeavyCat
to brace for the cold
and we also foretold
that revenge will be bold.

I have my plasma gun on the ready,
my aim is steady
and I will fire when ready.

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