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Literary Poetic Obituary of Our Dearly Departed Poets

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:38 am
by secretnude
The Proceedings
of the Meetings
of the Bipolar Poets
always starts grim
with a prim
and proper Literary
Poetic Obituary
of Our Dearly
Departed Poets
that did get
to commit suicide
the previous year.

I do fear
that this might be my year
to decide
to commit suicide
but towards the end of this Annual
Poetic Journal
there is an inevitable tendency
towards being very happy
and I want to live again
like I was born again
and stripped naked of my depression
with a strange yearning
for poetic expression.

I maybe having
a midlife regression
but that's a digression.

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My Poetic Half Life is Approaching

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:00 am
by secretnude
It's quite hard to forget
the Meetings
of the Bipolar Poets
due to the diverging
poetic
viewpoints on the proceedings.

The Bipolar Poets
do get
to employ
their Poetic
Talents as a ploy
to divert
attention from their happy affairs
or their unbearable despair.

Some Poets
do subvert
the meeting
into a rambling
of strange verses
that might have come
from a Parallel Universe.

I have come
to this Proceedings
of the Meetings
of the Bipolar Poets
to be inducted into their small
'Hall
of Fame' since they estimate
that I might self eliminate
soon
in a couple of moons.

Recognition from people with twisted cognition

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:17 am
by secretnude
I was called
by the Bipolar Poets' Society
to receive a small
trophy
that did say
that as of that day
I would be in the 'Hall of Fame
of Bipolar Poets'.

I was very happy
on that day
since my name
was on the trophy.

However, the next day,
I did fall
to a place that I do recall
had
me very sad.

My life to this point had
been very bad
but I am glad
to get some recognition
from some people
with twisted cognition
which are people
that are like me
that you see
do think differently.

Dare to bear the Bipolar Bear alone

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:33 am
by secretnude
I should be
happy
but I'm not
as this is the Bipolar lot
that I do get a lot.

Like a British Wizard living with Muggles
my family
doesn't understand my struggles
so I avoid my family
and dare
to bear
the Bipolar Bear
alone
and on my own.

The Bipolar Bear
is a strange creature that
is somewhat rare
that
dares
to teleport
to report
to both the North and South Poles
but the process of teleportation
does destroy the Bear's
soul.

I think that this Bipolar Bear
is a mutant bear
that might care
to join the X-Bears.

Anhedonic and 'allergic to happiness'

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:01 am
by secretnude
I'm so unhappy
and miserable
and my life and deeds
are indeed
terrible.

I want to kill
myself for my Jokes that killed
or converted Humans into Happy Zombies.

The search for a cure
to the Happy Zombie
Virus
has been surely
an unhappy
story
that's often quite gory.

A preliminary
field study
of a Happy Zombie
Virus
Vaccine
showed some protective effects.

However, the study
found bad side effects
since the vaccinated
people became Anhedonic
and 'allergic
to happiness'.

Laughter would cause
Anaphylaxic shock
which is an allergic
reaction that's quite shocking
and comparable
to a terrible
Bee Sting.

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I wanted to poke some fun at these humorless ones.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:22 pm
by secretnude
I cracked a joke
while being poked
by the Medical Staff
that I never
ever
saw laugh
and I killed someone who was allergic
to happiness
which was tragic
but at least the guy
died
happy.

It's tragic
to be the Comic
that performed a Killing Joke
when all I wanted was to poke
some fun
at these humorless ones.

These humorless ones
must be on drugs
that pulls the rug
on happiness.

I hope that the drugs
that pulls the rug
on happiness
does wear off
when they are off
duty
since giving up happiness
shouldn't be anyone's duty.

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Severe Depression doesn't hamper Poetic Expression

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:49 pm
by secretnude
I was wondering how bad
my Sad
would rate.

My Sad
rated
as very bad
since according to Pfizer's
Patient
Health Questionnaire - 9,
I am not fine.

I got a score
that wasn't a bore
that gave a rating of 'Severe'
to my Depression
as I feared.

I had
lived with this Sad
for years
and this Depression,
I don't fear.

Without poetry
and other creative expressions,
my Depression
could possibly
turn into Major
in which case I might have to be referred
to a Psychology
Major
but I do prefer
to deal with Depression
through my creative expressions.

Happy Country did send in their Happy Clowns

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:10 am
by secretnude
Captain Depression's
superior, Major Sadness
was
with killed with happiness
by laughing gas.

Captain Depression
got a field promotion
to Major Depression
as he tried to control
his troops on patrol.

Major
Depression
has been trying tactics
like the Panic
Attack
to hit back
at the Happy
Country
that kills
with happiness.

Happiness
does kill
the inhabitants of the Bad
Sad
Country
that only knows
sorrow
and grief
that's beyond belief.

It was beyond belief
when the Happy Country
did send in their Happy Clowns
that did mow down
so many Sad Country
Troops.

It was a Commando Circus Troupe.

A Seal of Approval from actual Navy Seals

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:32 am
by secretnude
The Happy
Country
Commando Circus Troupe
had Navy Seals
that are the real
deal
since they are actual 'Seals'
that sealed
the sinking
of some Sad Country
Navy Ships
with Stink Bombs.

The Happy Country
Stink Bombs
that did sink
the now stinking
Sad Country
Blue Water Navy Ships
didn't only stink
since the Bomb
chemicals were corrosive
and quite explosive.

Happy Country
Navy Seals
had fun
with their Water Guns
that did gun
down
some Sad Country Troops
with a frown.

Some swimming Clowns
also mowed down
some of the Bad
Sad Country Troops
with impressively
explosive
Hula Hoops.

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Baby Bioships in the Last Fleet of Galactic Cats

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:28 am
by secretnude
Three Motherships
in this Elite
Fleet
finally gave birth to Babyships.

All Babyships
were hip
to accepting endosymbiotic Cats
that
will feed
the Babyships
indeed
with the right
matter
and antimatter
mix
that
our Xenobiologist Cat
called Xeno
fixed.

Xeno
is now
too well integrated
to the Tentacled Thing that
his individuality has disintegrated
to the point that
we can no longer talk to that
Endosymbiont Cat.

The Tentacled Space Jellyfish
does still wish
to stay with this Fleet
since the Terrans
are hard to defeat.

This Fleet
does knows how to flee
from Terran
Drones that are like fleas.

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The Babyships look sickly and might soon die

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:57 am
by secretnude
The Bioship
Pregnancies with the Babyships
took longer than expected due to
the stress of having to
flee
from Terran Drones that
are like fleas.

The absence of Xeno
the Xenobiologist
Cat
meant that
we stuck with a matter
and antimatter
mix that
was optimized only
for the early stage
of the Bioship pregnancy.

We engaged
in the lunacy
of a costly
war to defend a Cat
Colony that
we lost
at great cost
after three Terran years.

The colony was lost
almost a Terran year
ago
and we have to go
deeper into Space
or Drones, we will face.

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Explosive Toys for the Childhood Deprived Boys

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:25 am
by secretnude
The Hula Hoops
that killed Sad Country Troops
were made of Plastic
and Plastic Explosives
like Semtex
if you read fine text.

The Hula Hoops
can cut Sad Country Troops
into many parts
before they depart
but this toy
was meant to be enjoyed
and so they 'die happy'
playing with aforementioned toy.

Death with a smile
might take a while
and hence
the Happy Country
Ministry of Defence
made explosive toys
for the childhood deprived Sad Country
Infantry
to enjoy.

Sad Country
is losing a lot of Infantry
so they
are now sending Tanks
that they
hope wouldn't Tank.

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An explosive gum called a Bazooka Bubble gum

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:12 am
by secretnude
The Sad Country
hit the Happy Country bad
with an elite Sad Country
Suicide Infantry Squad
that did decide
to commit suicide
while inside
a Happy Country
border checkpoint that sadly
presumed badly
that these were Sad Country
refugees
that wanted to be free
from the very sad
and the very bad
in the very Sad Country.

Several Sad Country Tanks
tanked
when they met a plastic explosive gum
called a Bazooka Bubble gum
that did gum
up the Tank tracks.

The sweet gum
did attract
ants
and the explosive
gum
exploded
to cause fire in the Tank occupants'
pants.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:43 am
by strawman
Some interesting directions here.
May I suggest the best antidote to the Happiness virus is Practical Jokes.
Although, why on earth are they called "practical"? Did they come from some "Helpful Hints"?

Joke Science and Joke Engineering

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:18 pm
by secretnude
strawman wrote: why on earth are they called "practical"? Did they come from some "Helpful Hints"?
I think Regular Jokes
are Theoretical Jokes
versus Practical Jokes.

Theoretical Jokes
involve more of one's mental
ability to simulate versus the physical
in a Practical Joke
in which a victim, we actually poke.

A Joke Theoretical Scientist
may speculate
of late
about a Joke's
potential to cause harm
with mental models
or computer models.

A Practical Joker
or a Joke Engineer
would actually subject
an experimental subject's dignity
to some real harm
with some impunity
by calling it a Joke.

I tend towards the Theoretical Joke
except in computing where the virtual
mental Jokes Models
are easily made practical.

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Deciding to commit suicide with cyanide pills.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:18 pm
by secretnude
When a Sad Country Tank
Battalion Commander
heard that the Tanks
under his command
tanked
and that the Tank occupants'
pants
were on fire
the Tank Commander
called the Tank Crews
liars.

Bad
Sad
Country Troops had
cyanide pills
that cures them of life's
ills
by ending their life.

The partially burned Tank Crews
unscrewed
cyanide pill
bottles and died happy
screwing
with the unhappy
Tank Commander
by telling
him to go drive a Tank
to the Happy Country
and see the Sad Country
Tanks
that tanked
due to a sticky plastic explosive gum
they called a Bazooka Bubble gum.

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A desire for order by the Sad Country Leaders.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:41 pm
by secretnude
Some of the Sad Country Troops
had
the bad
idea to chew
on the plastic explosive gum
that they knew
was called a Bazooka Bubble gum.

The Sad Country Troops
made bubbles
with the Bubble gum
that exploded
and took their head
when the bubble popped
but they couldn't stop
since Bubble gum
was banned in the Sad Country.

When Sad Country
folk
joked
around with Chewing gums
or Bubble gums
they had
to be stripped naked
to be caned.

Life in the Sad Country
was this insane
due to a desire for order
by the bad
Sad Country Leaders.

Physically strong but mentally wrong

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 12:51 am
by secretnude
The bad
Sad Country Leaders
used growth
hormones to make people grow
really quick
for a labor force
that is slick
but the labor force
ended up mentally sick
due to a childhood that is lost
at great cost.

The Sad Country
Infantry
maybe big and physically strong
but they are mentally wrong
with a mind that should belong
to a child
that must be allowed to go wild.

They
knew that happiness
is a border away
but they
knew only sadness
in the bad
and Sad
Country
where they
are forced to stay
until the end of their days.

Needing a Bioship Vet for Sick Bioship Pets

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 1:40 am
by secretnude
Our Babyships
weren't getting
the energy from the matter
and antimatter
that they were eating.

I do think that our Babyships
have metabolic disorders
and Babyship repairs
are in order.

However,
we despair
since our foremost Xenobiologist Cat
had decided that
his Cat Race
has too much guilt that
cannot be erased
and hence the said Cat
erased
his consciousness by merging
with that
Ten Tentacled thing.

I do bring
the bad news that
of the three Babyships
that we Cats
have only one Babyship
may survive by the end of this Cat
Month that
is very sad
and bad.

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A compartment that's worse than my apartment.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 2:21 am
by secretnude
I despaired
being the Space Cat
that
was in charge of this Babyship's
repairs.

I dared
to enter this Babyship's
mouth
and things quickly turned south
without
a doubt.

I was trapped inside
the radiation resistant hide
of a dead Babyship.

I had Space Cat
companions that
were in the Babyship Engines
that is normally the engine
of Babyship growth
that
we Cats
installed
that
now hath
stalled.

I called
for help via my Cat
Communicator that
had
bad
battery life
since this lifeless
Babyship
cannot let me slip
out of this tight compartment
that's worse than my space apartment.

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