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Post by secretnude » Sat May 03, 2014 4:15 am

My laser cutting
tool batteries did run low
since you do know
that
it was made for delicate cuts
and I did cut
though the tough inner hide
that's inside
a Babyship
that's no longer hip.

I do hope that this Bioship
that's dead
wouldn't open its mouth
since we would be dead
without a doubt
as air does run out
to Space
and explosive decompression,
we face.

I faced
the fact
that since my Cat
companions
didn't react
to my earlier calls
for help I maybe all
that's left alive in a dead
Bioship
while inside the Bioship's
head.

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Closed for Business

Post by secretnude » Sat May 03, 2014 8:24 am

I abandoned my Space Cat
Spacesuit
that
was running out of air
in the airlock
in despair.

My inner garments did tear
due to my twisty Cat
motions that
enabled me to fit in a barely Space Cat
sized hole that
I made with laser cutting tools

I abandoned those tools
since their batteries were low
and I do know
where to get more tools
if only I could open this door.

Doors
in this Bioship
that's no longer hip
are all closed.

Bioship Doors
are tough membranes
that are controlled by the Bioship Brain
that went down the drain.
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A Galactic Cat Zombieship

Post by secretnude » Sat May 03, 2014 2:22 pm

I finally heard
some words
from the Cats
in the Bioship
engine that
failed
as they wailed
at the loss of a Bioship
that
they are now busy converting
to a Zombieship.

Zombieship
conversion
involves replacing
the dead Bioship Brain
with a Computer
and the Computer
will act as the Zombieship Brain
since the original Brain
went down the drain.

The Zombieship
intercom, doors
and more
suddenly came to life in a dead Bioship
that would still probably grow
since for all we know
only the Brain
may have died after a freak Bioship
engine power surge that wasn't hip.

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[B]rain [F]ood

Post by secretnude » Sat May 03, 2014 2:45 pm

You told the Professor that
you had a stock of antidepressants
that
isn't only in your pants
but is also in your pantry
and your wife
even keeps some in her panty.

The time did come that your supply
did run out
and you ran out
to buy
some Happy Pill supply
only to die
as the Zombie Mob
did rob
you of your life
and next to die
was your beautiful wife.

The Professor came naked and Happy
at the Happy Zombie
Prayer Meeting
with People Eating.

The Happy Zombies
were eating your Brain
that went down the drain.

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[N]othing [W]asted

Post by secretnude » Sat May 03, 2014 3:03 pm

The Professor
looked wistfully with regret
that you didn't get
to buy
some Happy Pills
rather than die.

The Professor
and his family were all happy
and naked in the Happy Zombie
Prayer Meeting
and Human Eating
as they also ate your Brain
that went down the drain.

Your wife's Brain
was reserved for the Dinner Service
and this Lunch Service
was quite a Happy Service
with so much smiles and warm greetings
along with private Happy Zombie meetings.

Your Brain
was gone but I was told
that your body was sold
to the main
branch of a Burger Chain.
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[H]appy [B]urger

Post by secretnude » Sat May 03, 2014 11:17 pm

A Burger Chain
that had slightly gone insane
had 'Happy Meals'
made with 'Happy Meat'
that Happy Zombies eat.

The Happy Meat
in the Happy Meal
was once an unhappy
Human Being
that was killed for being
an unhappy
being.

Being
an unhappy
being
is 'Dangerous to Your Heath'
since if you're Healthy
but unhappy
you are prime meat
that's ready to eat,
pathogen free
and almost free.

The Happy Zombies
do greet
the people they meet
at the Burger Chain counter
that they encounter.

If you walk in unhappy
to a 'Happy
Burger Chain'
do prepare to be maimed.
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A Don Draper Happy Zombie... Mad Zombie...

Post by secretnude » Sat May 03, 2014 11:42 pm

strawman wrote:Would you eat a Zombieburger, made with two raw beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun?

'Happy Burger'
might be better
marketing
as the Zombie Demographics
would be initially limited
to a certain Geographic
region and you don't want to limit
your target
market
for a cheap and well raised animal
that their fellow animals
might want to eat
if hunger is hard to defeat.

Once the Happy Virus
goes Viral
your Happy Burger
Chain can do the evil reveal
since it can deal
with the lost market slice
of nice
but sad
Humans
which is slightly bad
but Happy Zombies
would love 100% Human
meat
to eat
off the grill
that hath been properly killed.
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Post by strawman » Sun May 04, 2014 12:04 am

The Pink Slime Happy Meal is popular this week.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Formed into Patties by an Employee named Patty.

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 3:45 am

A Happy Burger Employee
was called in by Upper Management
since this Employee
didn't have a Happy Face
in this workplace.

Happy Burger Management
takes Employee Engagement
seriously
and curiously
this Employee
was told to wash then strip naked
for a Medical Inspection
that on introspection
could be naked
harassment.

The Employee
saw Sally
the Company Nurse
and it got worse
as this boy
was told to get a shot
or be unemployed.

This Employee
never awoke
after being poked
with a needle as this Employee
was ripped
to tiny strips
and formed into Patties
by an Employee
named Patty.
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The pouty one was 'Fried' instead of 'Fired'

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 4:04 am

I was the funny one
in this Happy Burger Crew
that wondered why the pouty one
in this Crew
was suddenly gone.

I joked that the pouty one
was 'Fried'
instead of 'Fired'
not knowing that I was frying
the Employee
named Fred
that's now dead
and formed into Burger Patties
by an Employee
named Patty.

Patty
thought
that the store bought
'Beef' smelled strange
but it was strange
that Patty
never suspected
that the Patties
she made were made of people.

I served the dead Fred to the People
as a Happy Burger
in this outlet of Happy Burger.
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To the back of this Store to be seen nevermore.

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 4:19 am

Happy Burger
Customers
weren't aware
or didn't seem to care
that the Happy Burgers
seem slightly cheaper
than the competing Burgers.

The Happy Burgers
does have a strange taste
but it doesn't taste
bad
and Management does hate
sad
customers
at any rate.

A few
customers
that I knew
hated
the taste
and was called
by the Store
Management as I recall
to the back
of this Store
to be seen nevermore.

Some Customers
of this Burger
Chain
seems to never complain
and is always Happy
and Friendly
but if do you pout
they will tell you to get out.

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[H]appy [F]amily

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 6:37 am

You wisely
bought Happy Pills
for you and your family
and the Pills
made your family
happy.

You
needed more
money so you
decided to sell Happy Pills
to save more
people like you
who would otherwise be ill
with Depression and probably
be soon dead
in the hands
of Friendly
Living Dead.

You understand
the Friendly Living Dead
cannot stand
our Mental Demons
and do cast out the Demons
in our Depressive Heads
by breaking our Heads
and eating our Brains.

You and your Happy Family
ate Brains
with the Happy Zombies
in a Prayer Meeting
with Human Eating.

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[S]hirtless [W]/ an[Ti]depressants [I]n [Pa]nts

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 6:57 am

You and your family
were naked and happy
in a Happy Zombie
Prayer Meeting
with Human Eating
and you met
a fellow depressive that you did get
to meet
in secret
after this meeting
to sell Happy Pills
to stay well and alive.

He was thankful to get Happy Pills
from you that he needed to survive
in a Happy Zombie Apocalypse
as his lips
took in Happy Pills
to keep his ills
at bay and stay
alive
to survive
for another day.

He put the package of antidepressants
in his pants
as he drove away
with a smile today.

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[Al]ways [S]mile

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 7:37 am

You made some cash
selling Happy Pills
and you went to Demeter's Disneyland
that's now Happy Zombieland.

The Happiest Place
on this Planet
did get
a happier face
as the Planet did face
a Happy Zombie Apocalypse
and nobody in this Happy Place
had pouty lips.

The extra Happy Mouse
in his giant Happy Mouse House
did greet all Happy Zombies
and Zombie Impostors
to this Happy Place.

In this Happy Place
there cannot be an unhappy face
since there are Happy Zombies
outside
and within that could easily decide
to kill
at will
those that pout
without
a doubt.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

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[S]trange [Ar]t

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 7:54 am

Depressives come to this Happy Place
to get a happy face
and survive if the antidepressants
in their pants
can't fight the blows
of their lows.

You do know
that around this Happy Place
is a mass grave
of the brave
but sad
that had
it bad.

I had
to pass
through an underpass
that felt like an Underworld
except it was a Happy Underworld
with colorful murals
as if we had artistic intramurals
that was lit by intermittent lights
that was quite a delight.

The Happy
Zombies
do make strange art
but if you're unhappy
you will definitely depart.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

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Creative Zombies are possible

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 11:37 am

During the decade before her language deficits arose, Anne Adams (AA), a lifelong scientist, developed an intense drive to produce visual art. Paintings from AA's artistic peak revealed her capacity to create expressive transmodal art, such as renderings of music in paint, which may have reflected an increased subjective relatedness among internal perceptual and conceptual images. AA became fascinated with Maurice Ravel, the French composer who also suffered from a progressive aphasia, and painted his best-known work, ‘Boléro’, by translating its musical elements into visual form. Later paintings, achieved when AA was nearly mute, moved towards increasing photographic realism, perhaps because visual representations came to dominate AA's mental landscape during this phase of her illness. Neuroimaging analyses revealed that, despite severe degeneration of left inferior frontal-insular, temporal and striatal regions, AA showed increased grey matter volume and hyperperfusion in right posterior neocortical areas implicated in heteromodal and polysensory integration. The findings suggest that structural and functional enhancements in non-dominant posterior neocortex may give rise to specific forms of visual creativity that can be liberated by dominant inferior frontal cortex injury.
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Themes were bright and happy but something didn't feel right

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 11:55 am

The Happy Underworld
in an underpass
had a Happy Zombie underground art
exhibit that we cannot pass.

It was like psychedelic art
due to altered states
and the art
itself you cannot hate.

The themes were bright
and happy
but something
didn't feel right.

Happy Zombie Art
had a strangely religious tone
related to their religion
in which if you do kill someone sad
it isn't bad
and you have nothing to atone
having done God's will
to get rid of the Demonic Mental ills
as Genomic Revelation in the Happy Virus
is happily unfurled
in this Zombie infested world.
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Re: Creative Zombies are possible

Post by strawman » Sun May 04, 2014 11:58 am

secretnude wrote:The findings suggest that structural and functional enhancements in non-dominant posterior neocortex may give rise to specific forms of visual creativity that can be liberated by dominant inferior frontal cortex injury.
http://brain.oxfordjournals.org/content ... 9.abstract[/quote]

So a zombie who is serious about his art will know what part of his own brain to snack on first.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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The Genomic Revelation

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 2:39 pm

'The Genomic Revelation'
in the Happy Virus
is unfurled
in this Zombie infested world
in an artistic exhibition
by Happy Zombies
in bright pastel words:

GAA - God Allows Atheist
TAC - Termination At Communion

I'm an Atheist
but I take Happy Pills,
and eat Brains
at Happy Zombie Communion
to remain alive
and survive
in this Happy Zombie Apocalypse.

It is strange
that these Happy Zombies
find strange
patterns in the Happy Virus Genome
to justify their need to eat
Depressive Brains
to defeat
a deep seated
need to rebalance their Brain
Chemistry that hath gone down the drain.
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A Virology Lecture in a Lecture Hall as I do recall

Post by secretnude » Sun May 04, 2014 3:16 pm

The Happy Virus
is a Retrovirus
which is an RNA Virus
with an mRNA Genome
that has its own Reverse Transcriptase Enzyme
to make DNA
that integrates
into the Human Host Genome
with an Integrase Enzyme.

Germline cells
like Happy Zombie
Sperm and Egg Cells
may very well
be infected making Happy Zombie Babies
an unhappy
possibility.

I learned that this Happy Virus
can cross
across
the Blood Brain Barrier
and control the actions of the Carrier.

Once Blood Brain Barrier
is crossed
by the Retrovirus,
all hope is lost
for normal cognition
since the Brain Cells get Viral
Integration.

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