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Happy Virus escaped containment from my Virology Lab

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 3:34 pm
by secretnude
The Depressive Brain
has a lower rate of Neurogenesis
in the Hippocampus
as discussed in my former Medical Campus.

The Happy Virus
prefers young Neurons
in the Hippocampus
and Depressive Brain Neurogenesis
is depressed
along with an altered Brain Chemistry
that does suppress
the Happy Virus Infection
in a selection
of sad
people that otherwise have it bad.

I am glad
to be sad
as my faculties,
I still do keep
but as a former
University Faculty Member,
I remember
being faced
with deep disgrace
as the Happy Virus
escaped containment from my Virology
Laboratory
and the rest is history.

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I was guilty of engineering the Happy Virus

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 4:21 pm
by secretnude
My Brain
was going insane
with guilt
as I was guilty
of engineering the Happy Virus
from a native Virus
in Demeter that is symbiotic
to the mental function of certain exotic
friendly pets
that we did get
to study
in my former University.

There is a distinct possibility
that
the mutations that
the Happy Virus did get
jump host from our friendly pets
to Humans did arise naturally,
but naturally,
I do suspect that our Virology
Laboratory
may have been at fault
by default.

I resigned
in disgrace
as soon as I saw the sign
of strangely happy faces.

Happy Virus is a Beta Version

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 4:41 pm
by secretnude
I ran away to a cabin in the woods
which is a good place to isolate
my kids that I would hate
to get infected
since I am already dejected.

Our family
gets a supply of Happy Pills from another
former
University
Professor that faced adversity
like me
and ran away in disgrace
rather than face
societal
humiliation
that disregards our earlier contributions
to society.

The Happy Virus
was the answer to unhappiness
in the Universe if we got it right
but we might
have released
a beta version
when in a few years we could release
a better version.

Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 9:47 pm
by strawman
May I suggest Zombie Dance Therapy might be a good homeopathic substitute for the Happy Pills?

Evidence Based Medical Hard Science Fiction

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:13 am
by secretnude
strawman wrote:May I suggest Zombie Dance Therapy might be a good homeopathic substitute for the Happy Pills?
Homeopathy
lacks biological plausibility
and I try to keep my fiction
more like Hard Science Fiction
and less of the Fantasy Fiction
that I might describe Homeopathy.

A Homeopathic cure
for the Happy Zombie Virus
that unhappily
won't work for sure
would involve drinking
mostly water, I think
that has an extremely
tiny
amount of Happy Zombie Virus
that might not be there at all.

I do recall
that most Homeopathic
solutions
are pathetic
due to very high dilutions.

Water
cannot possibly remember
the presence of former
impurities and hence 'memory water'
is a sham
and blatantly a Medical Scam.

Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:35 am
by strawman
If that isn't the damn problem with zombies! Sheesh!
No variation. No nuance, just a bunch of lemmings self-appointed to enforce orthodoxy!
You will never agree to measure their electromagnetic aura, so you will never discover their psychokinesis.
The world will be denied the supernatural power of Zombie Dance and Zombie Yoga. Why? because of your narrow-minded, parochial insistence (subsidized by big-pharma, by the way!) that what you see with zombies is all you get. Your type probably are skeptical of Zombie Aromatherapy too, you...you...DENIER, you!

Well mister, you may well choke on the coming rising tide of Zombies, for the Low Down will perish first.

That is all!

Science is about being open to changing beliefs

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 3:09 am
by secretnude
strawman wrote: No variation. No nuance, just a bunch of lemmings self-appointed to enforce orthodoxy!
You will never agree to measure their electromagnetic aura, so you will never discover their psychokinesis.
The world will be denied the supernatural power of Zombie Dance and Zombie Yoga. Why? because of your narrow-minded, parochial insistence (subsidized by big-pharma, by the way!) that what you see with zombies is all you get. Your type probably are skeptical of Zombie Aromatherapy too, you...you...DENIER, you!
Nice to have a 'Strawman Argument'
with 'Strawman'.

My Position
is that there's 'no proof' for Homeopathy
and you haven't refuted that position.

I will accept Homeopathy
if somebody can present proof
that won't go poof
during Peer Review
and FDA Review.

Science is about
perpetual doubt
and willingness to change without a doubt
if the evidence shows
that what we know
isn't true.

Science is better in my view
than beliefs that are untested
or unchanging.

I am not paid by Big Pharma
and I bet Alt Pharma
isn't good
you're in the mood
to argue more
like before.

The pursuit of unhappiness with meaning

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:26 am
by secretnude
Happy Zombies would live happy
but meaningless lives
by being focused on the present
to the detriment
of the future.

The more I think about the future,
the less happy
I become, but that unhappiness
drives me to find meaning
and turn philosophical
unlike a Happy Animal.

Happy Animals
live in the moment
and is absorbed in the present
unlike us worrying
Humans
that can
worry
a lot
since we got
the Brains to plan
for our clans.

The American Pursuit of Happiness
does lead to emptiness
and Happy Zombies
may already exist
living
lives
that are empty
but happy.
Our findings depict the unhappy but meaningful life as seriously involved in difficult undertakings. It was marked by ample worry, stress, argument, and anxiety. People with such lives spend much time thinking about past and future: They expect to do a lot of deep thinking, they imagine future events, and they reflect on past struggles and challenges. They perceive themselves as having had more unpleasant experiences than others and in fact 3% of having a meaningful life was due to having had bad things happen to you.
The happy person thus resembles an animal with perhaps some added complexity. In contrast, meaningfulness pointed to more distinctively human activities, such as expressing oneself and thinking integratively about past and future. Put another way, humans may resemble many other creatures in their striving for happiness, but the quest for meaning is a key part of what makes us human, and uniquely so
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10. ... 2cejCiW670

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Happy Burger Franchise Owner

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 10:32 am
by secretnude
I own a Happy Burger Franchise
that happily
does a nice
amount business in my Franchise Area.

My Franchise Area
did get eventually more colorful and happy
as time passed but the roads, water
and electrical power
got a bit more trippy.

I resorted to a solar electric generator
and a rainwater collector
to supplement
the intermittent
water
and power
at certain hours
that this business do lack either
or both
to keep afloat.

I heard of rumors that
are unsubstantiated that
Happy Burgers
does serve strange meat
but I have yet to meet
someone unhappy
with our Happy Burgers.

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Precious Bodily Fluids

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 10:46 am
by secretnude
The roof and the walls
of this Happy Burger Branch are all
covered with Photovoltaic Cells
that does quite well
in augmenting the intermittent power
with a battery for power
storage at the hours
when it is dark.

We bought a water
purifier
on a lark
and the water
from the taps do taste bad
but strangely the people are still glad.

The water
purifier
works via reverse osmosis
that needs membranes
that we occasionally clean
to keep the reverse osmosis
unit lean.

I got some brains
from the reverse osmosis
membranes
as cells
of someone that went to hell.

What mass murder? Nobody has reported a thing!

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 11:17 am
by secretnude
I reported possibly a mass murder
to the City Police
since our City Water
had significant
Brain Matter
contaminants.

The City Police
were too happy eating donuts
and do not
seem to care
and told me that I'm just out to scare
people so I dared
to show my laboratory tests
that the City Water
didn't best
in several locations
due to Brain Matter
Contamination.

I finally got some action
from a Detective
that previously proven effective
in strange
cases
that does make you deranged
since in this case,
tap water had traces of Brains
that went down the drain.

I never heard from that Detective again...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 11:39 am
by secretnude
Our Family never
ever
drank from the Water Taps
perhaps
due to my Food Service Background
since during my career, I have found
various contaminants
that will surely scare you off
your pants.

My pants
are now metaphorically off
as Brains
as Significant
Contaminants
in the Water Mains
does strain
the Brain.

The Brain
of the Detective working on this Case
strained
since we faced
the fact that the contaminant
Brains
may have originated from the Water Purification
Plant.

The Detective went to the Water Plant
and I sadly did want
to come
but with severe
fear,
I was overcome.

Noisy Happy [Zombie?] Neighbors

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 11:52 am
by secretnude
The Happy Burger Company
happily bought my nice
Area Franchise
as I
and my
family took whatever goods
we could
to our vacation home
in the woods
since our home
started lately not to feel good.

Our home in the woods
was quite good
and I had a good
set of guns
that I used for hunting fun.

It wasn't fun
to leave our neighborhood
but people partying all night
isn't good
and the nights
seem bright
and happy but otherwise
their nice
parties felt empty.

I escaped to literature
that's depressing for sure
as my family's safety, I ensured

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It was midnight, something happy moving in the dark...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:29 pm
by secretnude
One night,
things didn't feel right
in our Vacation Home
in the woods
as a good
number of naked People
surrounded our Home
the strange People
seemed to be in the mood
to do no good.

I prepared death traps
that did trap
the Happy People
when the aforementioned People
crossed
across
my property
boundary
with electrified fences
that were quite terrifying.

I launched my hunting drones
to patrol an extended zone
around my property
as it was impropriety
to come naked to your private
property
with privates
on display
and some even did play
with their privates
on display.

The Big Rich Boy Rocket did get to Orbit

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:51 pm
by secretnude
As the Dead Bodies
of the Happy Zombies
mounted
it seemed that no amount
of death
of the Happy Dead
would make them unhappy.

I was very unhappy
since I don't want to kill
unless to kill
means to stay alive and sane
in this insane
world.

This Planet no longer
belongs
to Humans and my
family and I
went to our Orbital Rocket Sled
to escape the Happy Dead
well ahead
of them overcoming the electrified
barriers since their numbers do terrify.

We blasted off
before the last of
our defenses were breached
and I'm happy to be rich.

We push up the stone only for it to fall as I recall

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:11 pm
by secretnude
The Orbital Rocket Sled
met a Terran Laser Beam
that creamed
the Sled
and all occupants ended up dead.

The Happy Virus has no cure
and it's better to ensure
that nobody leaves this Planet
that did get
to be infested
by the Happy Living Dead.

It was sad
since I was sure that my dead
Planetside Dad
had
taken all precautions
to avoid
meeting the void.

This cautionary
tale
tells us that even our best efforts may fail
as I wailed
since the Brain
Backups of this Planet
all went down the drain
but my inheritance, I did get.
All Sisyphus' silent joy is contained therein. His fate belongs to him. His rock is his thing. Likewise, the absurd man, when he contemplates his torment, silences all the idols. In the universe suddenly restored to silence, the myriad wondering little voices of the earth rise up. Unconscious, secret calls, invitations from all the faces, they are the necessary reverse and price of victory. there is no sun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night. The absurd man says yes and his effort will henceforth be unceasing. If there is a personal fate, there is no higher destiny, or at least there is but one which he concludes is inevitable and despicable. For the rest, he knows himself to be the master of his days. At that subtle moment when man glances backward over his life, Sisyphus returning toward his rock, in that silent pivoting he contemplates that series of unrelated actions which becomes his fate, created by him, combined under his memory's eye and soon sealed by his death. Thus, convinced of the wholly human origin of all that is human, a blind man eager to see who knows that the night has no end, he is still on the go. The rock is still rolling.

I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain! One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
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Living Happy but not quite [Totally] Alive

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 10:01 pm
by secretnude
The rich Wife
was 'happy'
but lived an empty
life
devoid of meaning
as she avoided thinking
deeply by watching
reality TV and shopping
for expensive clothing.

She had a nice, handsome and rich husband
who I understand
married her only for her looks
as she doesn't read too many books.

One day
during the month of May
her husband
did say
he wanted a divorce
since of course
he wanted kids
but the Fashion Model Wife
had no time to dare
to care
for kids
since her figure
does earn six figures
and a pregnancy might ruin her figure.

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I [Totally] deserve Happiness from this World

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:58 am
by secretnude
The Supermodel Wife
felt a sharp knife
pierce her consciousness
and finally awoke
to great unhappiness
as her CEO Husband spoke
and then poked
their marriage apart
and then quickly departed
to his Private Jet
to yet
another 'Business Trip'
as this former Wife
did flip.

This Wife
felt really bad
and really sad
that her Man had
to leave
to what she believe
is another 'Hot Chick'
and so it clicked
in her mind
to find
another guy
since there is no reason why
the World should deny
'Happiness' to a 'Beautiful Girl'
as her blond hair, she twirled.

Boys and [Totally] Expensive Toys

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 1:12 am
by secretnude
She had her pick of Male Suitors
that would 'Totally' suit her
and went on expensive dinner dates
that nobody
would truly hate.

Nobody
hates
a Supermodel Body
that is like a Ferrari
versus a Camry
and she did get to ride in Supercars
with Superstars
and had a super life
with super sex
even if she is no longer a wife.

She though, this is too much
fun such
that she will not get
married yet
since she did get
much in the way of Boys
and their expensive Toys
that this Hot Chick did also get
to enjoy.

[Totally] Naked and Dead

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 1:29 am
by secretnude
This former Wife
now thought about quitting life
while ahead
since it's better to be dead
than unwanted
by the Boys
with nice Toys

Her Supermodel
career is no longer super
since her
competitors are younger
in a society
obsessed
with youth.

She was possessed
to overdose on Sleeping Pills
since this youth
obsessed
society
made her feel ill.

The Police found her dead
and naked on her bed
alone
and on her own.

The Press
thought that she was depressed
but the coverage
didn't cover
the angle of ageism in our society
where beauty
is a form of currency.