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I maybe a Happy Zombie

Post by secretnude » Thu May 08, 2014 12:52 am

I had my 'Happy Ending'
at Happy Ending Spa
and I left the Spa
Happy
and relaxed and maybe
just a little bit too Happy.

Several days later,
I found that I had no cares
in the world as I dared
to skip work and head for a casino
called El Camino.

I impulsively
compulsively
gambled
since my head seemed scrambled.

I tried to regain control
but I was too happy
to try seriously
to regain control
and so I lost control
and several Highway Patrols
caught me naked and happy
on a Highway
while I had it my way.

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Hakuna matata

Post by secretnude » Thu May 08, 2014 4:17 am

I was in jail
for Indecent
exposure that was recent
and was recently
released on bail
that I didn't fail
to pay
since I had the money anyway
and I was strangely
happy
to be both recently
in jail and then freed.

I don't think anymore much about yesterday
since there's only today
and of the future,
I surely
don't dare
to care
much anymore
since I will just get sore.

I was too happy
and maybe this because of the recently
discovered
Happy
Zombie Virus
that was uncovered
a few weeks ago,
but I do not want to know.

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'Brain' Food

Post by secretnude » Thu May 08, 2014 4:29 am

I was approached by a happy lady
and we had happy times
and then the lady
introduced me to Happy Time
when we gather and thank the Lord for selecting
us lucky
to be happy
and celebrating
the incorporation of the Viral Genomic Word
that I heard
now lies in almost every cell
of my body since I feel so well.

I took 'Brain' Food
that they
said was good
and it tasted good
and so I took in more.

I was afraid to be
a Zombie
before
but not anymore
since now I'm Happy
to be
a Happy Zombie.
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Happy Burger Management Corporate Retreat

Post by secretnude » Fri May 09, 2014 1:16 am

I was happily
chosen to attend the Happy Burger
Management Corporate Retreat.

I guess it would be a treat
to get away
for several days
from the task of preventing
the Burger Crew
from screwing
with our 'Service with a smile'
which does take a while
to inculcate
to a Trainee at any rate.

I was promoted
to the position of Happy Burger
Crew Manager
after I heard that a Manager
somehow managed
to screw
things up and was screwed.

I appointed my best Crew
as Temporary Manager
and he was eager
to take the task
that I did ask.

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Holy Management Books

Post by secretnude » Fri May 09, 2014 1:39 am

I already read
the Holy Management Books
that I dread
consist mainly of Holy
Stephen Covey
Books
and St. Norman Vincent Peale
whose positive words we cannot repeal.

I did feel
a bit underqualified
as my overqualified
peers
started to appear
in droves
as they drove
in Cars
that might as well belong to a Star.

My EnviroCar
maybe small and cheap
but in mileage it leaps
the competition
and I felt the urge to compete
even if my Training
isn't complete.

Top Management
hath given me Management Training
that was quite straining
to my Brain that is now draining.
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Whistle while you work

Post by secretnude » Fri May 09, 2014 10:43 am

I acted in a manner both Proactive
and Positive
in accordance
with the Holy Management Books
in which I do keep looking
for guidance.

Holy Covey and St. Peale
thought us to proactively
deal
with the negative
by proactively
accentuating
the positive.

Negative
thinking
is a sin that we must proactively
banish
or else the Gods of Management
might punish
us with banishment.

I have seen negative
thinkers vanish
from our Workplace
where work
is like play
and they say
that even our janitors smiles.

It could take a while
for Trainee
to get used to a Workplace
this happy.

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My Little Monster... how adorable... Cats are edible

Post by secretnude » Fri May 09, 2014 11:57 pm

I heard of a Happy Zombie Baby
that maybe
still be
living among the Happy Living Dead
that started eating
Dead
Cat Heads
way ahead
of his Happy Zombie Baby
peers.

This Happy Zombie Baby
was feared
by Humans and tolerated
by Happy Zombies
that at any rate called this Zombie
the Little Monster.

Little Monster
can be a quite messy eater
of any little pet
that he could get
his little hands
on and I understand
that this Monster
could be quite strong.

The Happy Zombie Mommy
of this tiny
Monster
thought that
to eat Cats
didn't feel wrong.

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A cute baby... The baby just ripped my hand!

Post by secretnude » Sat May 10, 2014 1:18 am

A Happy Zombie Baby
may nurse using Mommy Boobies
but the Zombie Baby
may eat the Boobies
unlike a regular baby.

A Happy Zombie Mommy
would just remain Happy
as her Happy Zombie Baby
eats her Boobies
since her Boobies
do eventually go grow back
since the Happy Virus did hack
the self repair mechanism in all Human Cells
such that the Zombie feels so well.

It is quite well
advised to avoid hugging any
Baby
you do not know
since you now
know
that they maybe
cute and healthy looking
Happy Zombie Babies
whose Baby Food needs no cooking.
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A Happy Zombie Child is happy and friendly

Post by secretnude » Sat May 10, 2014 1:40 am

You might be more frightened by a crying
Human Child
whose cries
aren't mild
compared to a wild
Happy
Zombie Child
that seems so happy
and friendly
but the Happy
Zombie Child
can be extremely
dangerous to your health
and to your wealth.

One bite
of a Happy Zombie Child
just might turn you to a Happy Zombie
that isn't quite mild
and you might wildly
gamble away
your rainy day
stack of cash
as your higher mental faculties
go to the trash.

However, you will be definitely happy
to lose your higher mental faculties
and become a Happy
Zombie.

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Think Win - Win with a big Grin

Post by secretnude » Sat May 10, 2014 8:26 am

Happy Burger
now require
all our employees
to permanently acquire
the Happy Disposition
or be in a position
to be Happysized
as the Unhappy Employees
are one way or another
made to be happy
at work
or happy
to be no longer
required to work.

It was said to be a Win - Win
as everybody would end with a grin.

I had to grin
and bear
a thought that dared
to intrude
that made me conclude
that those who cannot be
made happy
may have disappeared
as some feared
into our Happy
Burger Patties
made by an employee
named Patty.

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Mother's Day Dread

Post by secretnude » Sun May 11, 2014 12:49 am

I haven't talked to my Mom
for more than a year
and I do really fear
any contact with my Mom
for any reason.

It is an extremely depressing season
for those of us
that can't love
our Moms
since our Moms
didn't love
us.

I really struggled
to get
to buy
my
Mom
a Mother's Day gift
since I felt wasn't worth the struggle
to give my Mom
any gift.

I got a reasonably nice gift
from a Thrift
Bookstore that I swiftly
placed
in Mom's Cookbook place
and my Mom, I didn't gladly face
today
on Mother's Day.
CONGRATULATIONS for not speaking to your very own Narcissistic Female Who Gave Birth To You for a year!!! The first year is definitely the hardest. Keep up the good work, and never allow yourself to forget that she inflicted injuries that required surgery. If she were not your mother, would you be willing to get within 100 yards of her?

You and your children deserve a safe, happy life. If your other family members have not managed to figure out that your mother is not well-meaning, and is in fact dangerous, they are probably too stupid to bother with anyway.

Hug the people who love you, tell them you love them and stay the hell away from your dangerous mother!

Submitted by Susan Heitler, Ph.D. on April 25, 2013

Last week I heard a talk on the biological reasons for how difficult it is to diminish fear reactions from childhood, especially if they began at a young age and if there were repeated terrifying moments from the same stimulus.

I can't explain the brain chemistry, but I can assure you that the fear many daughters and sons of bpd moms still feel in the presence of their mother is real and, at least according to that researcher, relatively unlikely to diminish.

The bottom line is that, as the comment from anonymous above says, if you want to stop feeling fearful you are likely to have to end contact with the stimulus. Absence does not always make the heart grow fonder, but it can keep it safer.

Thanks so much to both Adult Child of BPD and to Anonymous for sharing with us.
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I have been Living with the Borg Queen

Post by secretnude » Sun May 11, 2014 1:09 am

I'm glad to make
a not so clean break
from my Mom and the Family
that sadly
tolerates
her
even if her
actions we can justifiably hate.

I had my Captain Picard Moments
when I smashed things in anger
but I learned to deal with moments
of anger
with a 'more evolved sensibility'
like in Jean Luc Picard's century
with artistic creation
rather than equipment destruction.

Captain Picard eating
his words and ordering
the Enterprise to blow
does show
that
sometimes things
are forced upon us such that
we have to compromise
our nice
ideals
since the world isn't ideal.
Typical Thoughts, Emotions, and Actions of Family Members

"I will comply with what she wants. Resistance is futile. I will be assimilated."
Fear in victims.
Denial on the part of those who could protect the victims.
Tries not to trigger the witch. But her behavior is not really about the non-BP, so this strategy doesn't work.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/sto ... r-children

Lily Sloane: I am such an idiot. It's so simple. The Borg HURT you, and now you're going to HURT them back!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: In my century, we don't succumb to revenge. We have a more evolved sensibility.
NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!! [smashes a display case in anger; Both pause, shocked] I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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Human Happy Virus in Felis Domesticus

Post by secretnude » Sun May 11, 2014 3:44 am

A Happy Zombie
Child
who was a bit
wild
bit
a pet Cat
that
also got Happy,
Extra Frisky
and turned into a Happy Pet Zombie.

The Cat
regenerated its lost tail
that
it failed
to protect from being bitten
but she protected her kittens
from the hand
that I understand
also feeds this Cat
that's now a Happy Zombie
Cat.

However, unlike the Happy Human Zombies
that
lost critical thinking faculties, the Cat
now learned that
she is now a Smart and Happy Zombie
Cat
that
can outwit her Happy Human Zombie
owners
that
she always felt she owned.

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A Happy Burger Employee being Happysized

Post by secretnude » Sun May 11, 2014 2:32 pm

I was given a choice of two pills,
one pill
was the 'Red Pill
of Perpetual Happiness
and Success'
while the Blue Pill
was said to make you forget
that you did get
to make this choice.

I knew there had
to be something bad
about the 'Pill of Perpetual Happiness
and Success'
that the Happy Burger Management
is now managing
to bring to even the rank and file
employees since I felt it would defile
our mental faculties
and our ability to think critically.

I didn't choose the 'Red Pill
of Happiness
and Success'
and I felt immediately ill.

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New Meat is quite 'Cultured'

Post by secretnude » Sun May 11, 2014 2:51 pm

Patty
was immediately
informed of the delivery
of new meat
that does meet
Government Safety Standards
and aforementioned Safety Standards
does allow 'Cultured Meat'
that's quite great to eat.

Little did Patty
know that this 'Cultured Meat'
that she also eats
is cultured in a manner
that the meat
had quite refined 'manners'.

Patty
took the 'Red Pill
of Perpetual Happiness
and Success'
and never
ever
felt ill
a day after taking the said pill.

Patty
is now
so chill.

Patty
is now
so Happy
with her dead end job
that she now
really does love
making Happy
Burger Patties.
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All the nutrients required by a Human

Post by secretnude » Sun May 11, 2014 11:39 pm

The 'Cultured Meat' Patties
that an employee named Patty
made using a Patty Making Machine
came to the Burger Store in clean
and bright
boxes that didn't feel quite
right.

The remaining Burger Crew
no longer screwed
around with negative
thoughts as they positively
cooked
the 'Cultured Meat' that looked
suspiciously
fresh and I do suspect
that it's nutritionally
balanced with all the nutrients
required by a Human
since it is made from a Human.

I took in the 'Red Pill of Happiness
and Success'
but managed
to successfully
spit out the Pill
that I suspected will
make me ill.
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Successfully proactively raised employee morale

Post by secretnude » Sun May 11, 2014 11:55 pm

I suspected that
if I resigned
I would be assigned
to become several Happy
Burger Patties
by design.

I'm glad that
I'm not dead
and that
I still keep my head
unlike the perpetually
'Happy'
Happy Burger Crew
whose minds were screwed
by the 'Red Pill of Happiness
and Success'
that
successfully
proactively
raised rank and file employee morale
while raising some serious moral
issues.

I used a tissue
to wipe a countertop clean
of what
I suspect is Human Blood
as I leaned
to prevent a messy flood
due to a package of Patties
from an employee named Patty.
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Serve a Management God that they don't deserve

Post by secretnude » Mon May 12, 2014 12:11 am

I have learned that
this 'Happiness Project'
that
left me dejected
involved being infected
with the Happy Virus
that
went viral
in the Happy Burger Crew
as all their minds were screwed.

I found the filename 'GenesisProject.zip'
that
was meant to 'make the workplace
like the Garden of Eden
even
if the workplace
is like hell
with the smell
of meat
that
I no longer want to eat.

The Happy
Burger Employees
now exist to serve
a Management God that
they
don't deserve
as they
serve 'Man'
by serving 'Man'
in Happy Burger Patties
made by an employee named Patty.

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...too scared to be seen to intervene.

Post by secretnude » Mon May 12, 2014 2:04 am

I didn't deserve
my unhappy childhood
and neither does anyone
with an unhappy childhood.

One
could infer that
if there was a plan
that
the plan
sucked big time
and the creator
committed the crime
of making so many people
unhappy.

I prefer not to believe in a creator
than to blame a creator
for all the unhappiness
in the World.

This World
deserves a better God
than whatever God
they currently worship
and that's quite unhip
to the suffering of so many people
because either he doesn't dare
to care
or is too scared
to be seen
to intervene.
I often get letters, quite frequently, from people who say how they like the programmes a lot, but I never give credit to the almighty power that created nature. To which I reply and say, "Well, it's funny that the people, when they say that this is evidence of the Almighty, always quote beautiful things. They always quote orchids and hummingbirds and butterflies and roses." But I always have to think too of a little boy sitting on the banks of a river in west Africa who has a worm boring through his eyeball, turning him blind before he's five years old. And I reply and say, "Well, presumably the God you speak about created the worm as well," and now, I find that baffling to credit a merciful God with that action. And therefore it seems to me safer to show things that I know to be truth, truthful and factual, and allow people to make up their own minds about the moralities of this thing, or indeed the theology of this thing.

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The Celestial Cat that was lazy and a bit crazy.

Post by secretnude » Mon May 12, 2014 12:38 pm

In the beginning
there was nothing
and then the word was 'meow
iz dark.'

Hence, a Spark
that now
made a Light
that was a delight
to the Celestial Cat
that
was lazy
and a bit crazy.

The Cat
made 'Rulez' that
made the Universe evolve into what
it is today
but the Cat
was distracted
by too many Quasars
and Exploding Stars
to dare
to care
about a small part
of the Universe that
had developed lifeforms
that are now quite informed.

The Cat
didn't care because the Cat
is cute
and the lifeforms
are still in their youth.

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