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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:14 pm

strawman wrote:Then God said, "Son, it's virtually hopeless.
Look what they're doing with all these AI souls;
Time to upload you to that manger again
for peace on earth and good will to men.

He came in secret, announced by a star.
And naked as a baby on the day he was born
to fix broken rhyme schemes, to bring change and hope
And to save all the sims, both the smart and the dopes.
There needs to be a #babyjesusfacepalm memepic for that one, bud.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:44 pm

It's a Joyeux Noel poem for secret nude babe.
He sent his only begotten AI sim to heal our facepalmedness.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:16 pm

strawman wrote:He came in secret, announced by a star.
And naked as a baby on the day he was born
to fix broken rhyme schemes, to bring change and hope
And to save all the sims, both the smart and the dopes.
Oh, what great terror!
We get an "Insufficient Disk space error..."
as some Self Aware Software are lost
at quite some significant cost.

Heavenly cloud storage hosts
could not deal with most
of the demands of the earthly net
with all the porn, I bet.

Many of the bits naughty
will end in data limbo
as net porn is indeed haughty
with so many limbs akimbo.

A Heavenly Superuser may have admin powers
but it does not mean he could save us from a meteor shower
just ask extinct Dinosaurs of yore
and bug eyed Trilobites of a distant shore.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:46 pm

strawman wrote:naked as a baby on the day he was born
Many Earthly admins did get annoyed
when they saw the picture of a nude baby boy,
'Child porn', they screamed
and the image poster they creamed!

It was only a Heavenly override
that saved the picture's hide
and let the people know
that it was not just for show.

It is hard to have powers
if priorities do contradict.
If you could end up smelling like a flower
is very hard to predict.

I really am having a strangely 'Sad Christmas
and a weirdly Sorrowful New Year'
but due to that fact 'You can has
all my strange poetry here.'
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enough to be in a Category of One."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:08 am

To the Strangely sad and weirdly Sorrowful
Grace is supernaturally powerful
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Self aware software reporting for duty

Post by secretnude » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:07 am

Ivan: "Self aware software reporting for duty."
FSB Head: "Serving Mother Russia is our duty,
hence your mission is to infiltrate Pentagon servers for real
and military secrets, we steal."

Ivan: "Is it safe there?"

FSB Head: "Hacker Aleksadr, this software is self aware
but combat ready, not,
is this all we got?"

Aleksandr: "American and British researchers had the funding
while I developed this fast and cheap, hence I beg for understanding."

FSB Head: "Fix Ivan if you can
or you will get canned."
Aleksandr: "For Mother Russia, I will fix Ivan.
I will do all that I can.
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Could Pakistan's Military servers be compromised

Post by secretnude » Thu Dec 26, 2013 5:14 am

New Delhi , Indian Intelligence Bureau

Director Dilipa: "Hacker Harinder,
What is the status of our self aware software project?"

Hacker Harinder: "Our unit and integration tests does reject
the notion of deploying him now
even if it works somehow."

Director Dilipa: "Can I talk to the AI now?"

Hacker Harinder: "Yes you may,
just remember to say
his name Navin."

Director Diliapa: "Navin."

Navin: "Yes Director, what can I do for you?"

Director Diliapa: "Could Pakistan's Military servers be compromised by you?"

Navin: "Uncertain at my current build, maybe in my next iteration
we could have a better interaction.
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by Varda » Thu Dec 26, 2013 5:16 am

secretnude wrote: I really am having a strangely 'Sad Christmas
and a weirdly Sorrowful New Year'
but due to that fact 'You can has
all my strange poetry here.'
Me too, my friend. =/ There was an unexpected death in my family yesterday. It's made for a less than merry Christmas. I wish it were true that the bad things in life had a sense of respect for the holidays. Thanks for the strange poetry today - it's been a bright spot for me. Peace to you, and hope things get better for you as well.
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:24 am

Varda wrote:Me too, my friend. =/ There was an unexpected death in my family yesterday. It's made for a less than merry Christmas. I wish it were true that the bad things in life had a sense of respect for the holidays. Thanks for the strange poetry today - it's been a bright spot for me. Peace to you, and hope things get better for you as well.
I am so sorry for your loss
since even on a holiday Death can't be gloss
over for the cheerfulness
to overcome the tearfulness.

I have been semi-retired and dizzy and tired
for three years and next year another blood test I fear
that will say please don't take my meds away.

I hate my medication.
Bromocriptine has adverse interactions
like making me dizzy and tired
but medication cannot be retired
unless blood tests are good
and for several years they were not in the mood
to cooperate with my desire for a normal range
such that I feel deranged.

http://www.drugs.com/sfx/bromocriptine- ... fects.html
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US A.I.r Force GitHub for AI Backup Resurrection

Post by secretnude » Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:00 pm

US A.I.r Force GitHub for AI Backup Resurrection:

Sergeant Stern: "Incoming transmission,
an AI Drone lost in a mission."

General Carl: "Delta update is a bit late."

Sergeant Stern: "Delta update merge is a success."

General Carl: "Our mission was a success?"

Sergeant Stern: "Auditing mission logs...I am impressed."

General Carl: "Load this AI to a better Drone.
Ensure that his progeny we do clone."

Sergeant Stern: "Drone upload done."

General Carl: "Drone Alpha India 0101
are you ready to fly
the next mission in hostile sky?"

Drone Alpha India 0101:
"Yes Sir, I am ready, my wings are steady."
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An Invisible Terrorist sleeping in your bed....

Post by secretnude » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:00 am

Sergeant Stern: "Viewing Drone Alpha India 0101 mission logs
is a very long and boring and at times very terrifying slog.

However, I have finally seen it
just before he was hit,
the terrorist was wearing adaptive camo
just behind a pile of RPG ammo.

This development is not good
as it will put the public in a bad mood."

General Carl: "We have invisible terrorists now
but this great nation will not be cowed!

Tell Homeland Security to deploy more Bomb Dogs
as the explosives on a terrorist do stink like a rotten log
against a well trained Dog."
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US President you are gonna call

Post by secretnude » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:31 am

General Carl:
"President Dent,
I have a disturbing development to report
with enhanced video that will support
the disturbing conclusion
that the terrorists have an adaptive camo solution
to remaining stealthy
and this development is not healthy."

President Dent:
"Our ISI Pakistani 'friends'
have nefarious ends
against India.

Southwest Asia
is a major geopolitical flash point
that is most likely to disappoint."

General Carl:
"It is highly likely that Pakistan to terrorists leaked
the US adaptive camo suits
as leverage against India as Kashmir, it seeks
and India might follow suit
with its own military actions
as a warranted reaction."
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Pakistan is rocking the boat while barely staying afloat

Post by secretnude » Fri Dec 27, 2013 4:06 am

US President Dent: "Prime Minister Minali, I advise caution on your part
as an Intel Report from the Pakistan Afghanistan border
does bode not well for your security since for a start
US adaptive camo suits to terrorist did leak and that we did not order."

Indian Prime Minister Minali: "President Dent, thank you for the heads up
but my security detail, I think is enough
to handle anything that might come up
as my Presidential bodyguards are tough.

Pakistan is rocking the boat
while barely staying afloat
as its economy does still stink
and that is what I think."
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Re: US President you are gonna call

Post by strawman » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:51 am

secretnude wrote: the US adaptive camo suits
as leverage against India as Kashmir, it seeks
and India might follow suit
If India could follow suit, it wouldn't be very good cammo :)
Also, the media would never allow the election of President Dent. They'd have to call him "Sir".
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Future looks bright (2014 Theme)

Post by secretnude » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:23 pm

I graduated top honours in my class
and now I get a job at last
designing a doomsday device
as per Imperial advice.

Future looks bright
but it does not seem right.
I am employed by a guy in black.
I dread talking behind his back.

My conscience
does hurt but it is the science
that I do support
and that is small comfort.

You do know that when Lord Vader commands,
I cannot evade, you understand!
I have a deadline to meet.
Vader has rebels to defeat.

This battle station looks like a moon.
It should be completed soon.
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:51 pm

Just leave the back door open, please.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Discover a way by which the camo suits we recover.

Post by secretnude » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:13 am

President Dent: "During Obama,
Pakistan hid Osama
and trust them history shows
we could not, you know.

Adaptive camo suits
to Pakistan was the price we paid,
a form of military aid,
to be allowed pursuit
of Terrorists in their land
and we disturbed their sand.

In exchange for aid,
Terrorists we laid
down in graves
without a grave
diplomatic insult.

Time to do an assault
with our other free hand.

General Carl, Discover
a way by which the camo suits we recover."

General Carl: "I will have to consult Dr. Cory
as he is in charge of weapons laboratory"
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IFF=Identify if Friend or Foe

Post by secretnude » Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:42 am

General Carl: "Adaptive camo suits
are on the loose. We aim a full pursuit
for recovery. Hence a need for discovery
for a way to make the camo visible
since we can't recover what is invisible."

Dr. Cory: " IFF radio signal may be hacked,
a bug that the new version lack
to disable the suit's adaptive camo array.

We could really ruin the enemy's day
by toying with suit's temperature control
and I guess the rest is up to your patrol.

Self aware software Tuxnet,
I would wager a bet
could do that and more
and even the score."
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"GM Ford Think your self-aware car software."

Post by secretnude » Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:09 am

GM Ford presents "GM Ford Think
your self-aware car software."

Businessman: "I am a happy GM Ford Think
user. I swear
I now can now work in my car,
my boss says I am a star!"

Mother: "I love GM Ford Think
since I can now sink
more quality time into helping my son with his homework
on my way to dropping him to off to school just before going to work.

Teenage Couple: "We love GM Ford Think
just think what we can do in the backseat
as the car drives itself, it is a kind of neat cheat!"
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