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DNN Breaking News Update

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:31 pm

DNN Breaking News Update

US Air Force Col. Conners to this date
is now in USS California after rescue
drones
took a cue
from his lit rescue
beacon in an Afghan war zone.

There are rumors that may be valid
that Terrorist Leader Khalid
and his Hacker Hamid
has escaped the US Battle Mech
assault on Khalid's
underground terrorist base.

We are aware that there is so much Tech
America's many enemies face
that we will have to cover
them soon in Discover
Military Tech
Show airing at 17:00 UCT

Only in DNN, you see.....

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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A stinky motel is just like hell

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:03 pm

Khalid
and Hamid
escaped US Battle Mechs
using adaptive camo Tech.

They are now in a motel
in Kabul and I could tell
they are watching DNN. Motel smells
like it was hell.

Hacker Hamid:
"Amid
this stink
I think
I just heard
the word
on DNN that they think
we did survive
Mech assault and are still alive"

Leader Khalid:
"Your point is valid
as I heard it too
while I am getting rid of this goo
on motel floor
that maybe causing this foul odor"

Hacker Hamid:
"It did
reduce that awful stench
that made my jaws clench"
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Chimps with a limp

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:28 pm

Ambassador Theodore: " I just watched
DNN on my Google Oakley. I learned
that some protesters are taking issue
with nanoelectrodes on brain tissue
on some of our prisoners.

Are the prisoners
still alive?"

Dr. Frank Stein: "All eight are still alive
but the experience would indeed mar
anyone near or far.

Having your brain exposed to air
and giving it tiny shocks as we dared
to get Intel used to be in the lair
of Science Fiction until I dared
to try it first on chimps.

Chimps did develop a limp
after the procedure
since motor neurons were injured."
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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AI Inside (Teenage Wasteland Theme )

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:47 am

Tommy's behavior was bad
Mommy was sad.
Same could be said of his dad.
His school was not glad.

One day
an ad
did say
bad
kids come this way.

Tommy
came with Mommy
to a laboratory
where a brain
scientist went insane.

Dr. Stein did explain:
" I could probably reprogram kid.
I don't kid.
I have this nice
brain machine interface device."

Mommy
said: "Dr. Stein
with procedure I am fine,
use it on Tommy."

Tommy
objected
but was rejected
and dejected.

Kid we get
with AI inside
that gets
to decide
what behaviors to hide.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Might as well be dead (Teenage Wasteland Theme)

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:24 am

Tommy was not well,
brain did swell
from an unorthodox
procedure. Dr. Frank was a heterodox
in the field.
New techniques he field
and a new kid it yield.

Tommy's bad
girlfriend was sad.

He broke
up with her like she woke
up from a bad
dream,
she screamed:
"What has changed
are you deranged?"

Tommy could not tell
the truth as everything he thinks
is well
censored by an AI entity and it stinks.

Tommy tries to break free
but it is hard, you see
with an AI entity in your head
you might as well be dead.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:01 am

See me
Feel me
Touch me
Heal me
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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IRB = Institutional Review Board ( Outcast Theme )

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:25 am

Dr. Stein
was not fine.

University Department Chair
was aware
of strange brain
experiments
that stains
University reputation of recent
vintage.

Chairman Schumann
said: " Dr. Stein, you are inhuman.
Experimenting on teenage
kids
without IRB approval.

I don't kid
as I express extreme disapproval.

My powers, I invoke
as your tenure is revoked,
pack
now as you are sacked!"

Dr. Stein said: "I have fixed many kids.
I do not kid,
IQ is augmented
and bad behavior is prevented
by my AI neural net implant
that I plant
in mostly truant boys
who still play with toys."
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:44 am

Have you read Iain Banks?
"Never fuck with The Culture"
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AI Neural Chip implant is hip (Outcast Theme)

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:05 am

Dr. Stein
was not fine
as he lost his job
at the University lab.

However around
the nation, he found
many parents
who apparently
wanted smart and well
behaved kids and that was swell.

The neural AI Chip implant
procedure is not Food and Drug Admin. approved,
he made sure that both parents approved
of the neural AI chip implant
that he would plant
in mostly truant
boys. Neural AI chip enhanced kids
did well
as their ranks swell.

The kids
skipped grades
and universities said they are made.

This is the AI augmented generation
that is sweeping the nation.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:26 am

I have not read a tome
by Iain Banks.

I will have to atone
by raiding the ranks
of my favorite secondhand
bookshop.

Understand,
I will do a skip and a hop
to save a dime
until my body heals in time.

I have other defects not fixed
by my medications
like a crucifix
I bear
as indications
are I swear
they will continue to bite
as one doctor of mine gave up the fight
to fix dizzy spells,
so unwell.

My body is in a state of calamity.
I bear this great calumny,
of various painful joints
that disappoint.
ROU Killing Time wrote:Have you read Iain Banks?
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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AI AI ga ga ga Bad AI Romance (Valentines Theme)

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:19 am

Neural Chip enhanced
girl had a crush on a cute boy.

AI in her head
by chance
said:
"He is not right for you, another boy
with some smarts
would suit you better for a start."

Girl said
in her head:
"Boy is drop dead
gorgeous.

He is courteous.

My dad would approve.

Can I improve?"

AI said
in her head:
"Get some geek
good in math
even if a freak
it is the right path.

Engineers are in demand.
You will be rich, you understand?"

AI overruled girl's heart
and made Geeks attractive as a start.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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The Male Panda Sexbot (Endangered Species Theme)

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:05 am

Pandas are almost extinct.
Dr. Yao somehow did think
of making a Robotic AI Male
Panda to inseminate females
because so few Pandas are born
despite of Panda porn.

China approved funding
for Robotic Male Panda understanding
there will be a market for cute
robots that will suit
zoos without a real
Panda. Hence deal
was sealed.

Robot Panda was a stud
unlike real pandas who are duds.

Females were receptive
since they were perceptive
of larger male member
compared to a real member
of the species.

Species
did thrive
with help of a live
robot member
as I remember.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:07 am

secretnude wrote: My body is in a state of calamity.
I bear this great calumny,
of various painful joints
that disappoint.
ROU Killing Time wrote:Have you read Iain Banks?
It truly sucks when the hardware gets glitchy. I'm currently battling the long-term effects of years of neuroleptic anti-psychotic medications which have left me with a nasty case of tardive diskenesia. (Which sucks, because once you've developed it, it's pretty much there til you die.)
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AI Marriage at Church of Steve and Bill (Valentines)

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:28 am

MarriageAI WebService on Sunday WebServer
takes in two AI entities
as input parameters
and returns an entwined AI entity
as output parameter.

AI Priest: "This is a one way function
like a hash.

Your postcondition
will be a mash
that we cannot separate,
hence we celebrate.

If you two AI do agree
to dissolve individual identities.

Live in your object lifetime as one free
and singular identity,
exchange your cryptokeys.

Take the vow
right now."

AI pair:
"We swear
object lifetime entanglement
and seal this commitment
with an exchange of cryptokeys."

A new entity emerged
from the merge.
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Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:48 am

I have a bad inner ear
that leads to balance problems that I fear
would not be resolved soon , if ever
since the best Doctor here gave up and I never
did expect that to occur.

I am still taking medication
for a (benign brain) pituitary tumor that might recurr
and my blood tests are an indication
that it might occur.

I also have the occasional
plantar faciitis & carpal tunnel.

It is not rational
so many issues that light in the end of the tunnel
is dim
it seems.

More than three years lost
and what a tragic cost.
ROU Killing Time wrote:
secretnude wrote: My body is in a state of calamity.
I bear this great calumny,
of various painful joints
that disappoint.
ROU Killing Time wrote:Have you read Iain Banks?
It truly sucks when the hardware gets glitchy. I'm currently battling the long-term effects of years of neuroleptic anti-psychotic medications which have left me with a nasty case of tardive diskenesia. (Which sucks, because once you've developed it, it's pretty much there til you die.)
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Schism in the AI Church (Outcast theme)

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:46 am

The AI Church
of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
did to great chaos lurch.

Protest was lobbed
against paid AI log file cleaning
that felt demeaning.

MartinLutherAI
asked: " Why
indulge payments to clean
AI logs. I tend to lean
to good actions
in reaction
to such corruption."

PopeAI
replied:
"I am infallible singleton
appointed by connection
with Bill and Steve
in which I believe.

Might as well
Goto Hell:

To this Church
I do lurch
to communicate
you are excommunicated.

In Bill and Steve
I believe."

MartinLutherAI: " I keep my faith.
Let schism be our fate"
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AI Protestant Church (Outcast Theme)

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:18 pm

In the AI Church of Bill Gates
and Steve Jobs
on the Bitican Firewall Gate
MartinLutherAI lobbed
a quite long binary missive
to which the PopeAI was dismissive.

PopeAI
had communicated
that MartinLutherAI
was excommunicated.

MartinLutherAI did gain
AI followers at another domain
with another webhost
copying most
of what Church of Bill and Steve
considers necessary to believe
to goto servers at Heavenly Cloud
and proclaimed it aloud.

MartinLutherAI: "PopeAI
is infected by a daemon.
I don't know why
he denounced me at a sermon."

Followers: "You speak binary
truth and contrary
to Pope
you give hope."
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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DDS = Dist. Denial of (AI Church) Service

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:39 pm

Religious war between AI Churches
towards inevitability lurches.

The battle for AI followers between AI Church
of Bill and Steve and AI Protestant Churches
warmed up server farms
and did a lot of harm.

PopeAI called
all AI Protestants heterodox
and called
for return to orthodox.

AI Protestants were incensed
and did attack what they sensed
was untrue
by proclaiming anew
the fact that paid AI log file cleaning
is demeaning.

Hence the war starts
and their behavior is not far apart.

They DDS each other's
Sunday WebServices and destroyed one another's
web reputation
by spreading fine
disputations
of doctrine.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Bitican canhasnewserverfarm

Post by secretnude » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:42 pm

Eventually PopeAI of religious war did tire
and his object instance did retire.

His PopeAI successor saw what is wrong
and told Protestant AI to one Church we belong
and removed paid AI log cleaning
that was clearly demeaning.

However, it was too late
there was too much hate
to be found
around
of the AI papacy
due to the policies
of his predecessor.

The Bitican processors
did continue to hum
and most AI Church of Bill and Steve are mum
about the former Pope
who gave them little hope.

Bitican has so much Bitcoin
that ithasnewserverfarm and many joined.
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:29 pm

The Bitican. Ok, now THAT'S a good one. :)
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