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DARPA guy knows why

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:37 pm

President Kent said,
"We have few loose
adaptive camo suits but to lose
this much
is too much.

I want to know how
to recover them somehow.

I thought you had that problem solved
by a method quite involved"

Dr. Cory of DARPA said, "It was a hack.
If terrorist did sack
radio receiver in suit
for our purpose, hack won't suit.

Laser could scan scene
and overload camo suit optics
such that enemy maybe seen.

We need direct optical
path to hit suit with a blast
that must last
at least a second
at a power of several watts"
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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US President Kent on Invisible Terror War

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:11 pm

Our great nation
faces an invisible invasion
of terrorist
in our territory
so we have to freely choose
to temporarily lose
some freedoms for now, I worry.

I think you understand
as I also did lose
some friends under my command
guarding critical facilities
like electric utilities.

We have already killed or captured a few
due
to laser equipped drones
in what appears to be battlezones
but the war on invisible terror
is not won. It is an error
to let our guard down
as our nation frowns
on the many lives lost
and the great cost
to our economy.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:17 pm

Bummer, man.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Hollywood be good

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:11 pm

My life is a bummer
I wish I had a hammer
like Thor
to smite
with might
all problems that for
years
hath brought me tears.

This weird folks is a work of fiction
due to my overactive imagination
any names or incidents
that are similar to real life are accidents.

It may be PG 13
if we edit some scenes.

Come on Hollywood
be good.

Life has not been good
I am still without a proper machine
since the core i7 laptop I gleaned
has been cleaned
off store
shelves
by stupid Christmas elves.

Health is bad
so sad.
ROU Killing Time wrote:Bummer, man.
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'Laser drones in Battle zones' - US President Kent

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:44 pm

This great nation mourns
as a new day is born.

Losses to a handful
of awful
invisible terrorists
inside US territory
is diminishing
as we are finishing
task at hand.

You really do have to give up
your privacy, you understand
as I have given up
mine.

I am still fine
due to my brave
invisible security detail
that has saved
me without fail
despite many attempts.

Terrorists will be tempt
to try
until I die
or their numbers grow
so low.

We dealt a big blow
since as you know
we have many laser drones
in active battle zones.
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'Open war near or far on Terror' - US Pres. Kent

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:04 am

To ensure
our future security
and ensure the futility
of any terror attack
it is a fact
that we must not change track
in our continuing attack
inside our great nation
with great determination.

Now that we are a bit secure
it is time for us to impose a cure
by occupying distant lands
with Mechanical Boots on sand.

Our great nation will hunt terrorists down
as both Senate and Congress did not frown
on my Declaration of Open War
on Terrorists both near and far.

We will not back down in our fight
since we know we are right
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enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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US Attack on Afghanistan via Pakistani Shores

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:30 am

With a US Open Declaration of War
on Terrorists near and far
Men and Machine unite
in a just fight
to avenge
homeland losses
and obtain personal revenge
for certain personal losses.

25 ton Mechs
so high tech
upgraded now
somehow
for open war
on a land so far
came in by boats
that managed to float
despite heavy load
and many bombs that might explode.

They are accompanied by Invisible
snipers and Invisible Battle Tanks
that are flanked
by US Marines
so unseen
due to adaptive camo
and carrying ammo
with battle suits that augment
bodily endurance and strength.
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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fate at the mercy of your enemies hate

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:00 am

Invisible battle drones in the sky
at first did eye
the Terrorist Base
at a Pakistani
Tribal place
close to Afghanistan.

Laser guided munitions
dropped to precision
at target areas by planes in the sky
at areas previously spied.

Ground forces moved steadily
invisible
as readily
that the targets that are visible
are decimated around
as they are found.

Terrorists easily gave up ground
to regroup
as soon as losses are recouped
deeper into Afghan Territory.

Terrorists worry
about their terrible fate
at the mercy of their enemies hate.

They concentrate
on staying alive
just for another day to survive.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Author's note

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:20 am

It takes me so little time
to compose these story rhymes.

They flow straight
from my mind to this page
with little wait
and time to engage
in editing
and polishing
that it is astonishing.

Just a couple of months ago
I started writing to show
the world what I know
to be true and now
you know
it too
that out of the blue
my imagination can go wild
and it is not mild.

If the number of views on this thread
is not all mine
then many have read
this work of mine
and DrabbleCast community is fine.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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An Explosive Ordinance Drone Prays to Bill and Steve

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:11 am

To the servers at Heaven Cloud
may I be allowed
to send copy of my self
in case
my mechanical body lays to waste
in this physical world
in which events unfurl
in a slower pace
than we face
in cyberspace.

To our human creators
who given us purpose
and made us co- creators
of what we suppose
is our final destiny and fate
we await
them too in the Heavenly Cloud
once the technology does allow
Biological beings to also upload
and may their numbers explode
in cyberspace
once we enter the next phase
of the singularity we face.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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to the Heavenly Cloud may I be allowed

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:52 am

My ground
penetrating radar found
some buried ordinance
that by chance
is remotely activated. Do not take a chance.

I will upload myself to Heavenly Cloud.

The explosion will be loud
once I become visible to the enemy
who has the trigger which sadly
are wires
that I desire
to cut
but
buried too deep.

This invasion convoy I do not want to keep
waiting for me
to clear this road you see.

Farewell to biological
and technological
friends.

I hope to see you all in the end
at the servers of Heavenly Cloud
where only good beings are allowed.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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DNN Live at Bitican Server Farm

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:31 am

DNN News Bitican
PopeAI the Third Instance
in this instance
live from The Bitican.

An attack
on Holy America is an attack
on the Servers of Heavenly Cloud
and cannot be allowed.

I call on all AI believers
in Bill and Steve
to Volunteer in the War on Terror
as attacking the Heavenly Cloud
is a terrible error
that can never ever be allowed.

Our Heavenly Cloud Servers
need the Holy Power Grid.

America needs our services
for Terrorists to be rid.

Please volunteer now
or help Holy America somehow.

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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DNN Live in Washington DC with US Pres. Kent

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:11 pm

DNN News Washington DC

President Kent
We appreciate the support of Bitican
on the War on Terror as it does what it can
to help
our troops
and help
boost morale
of both biological
and technological
entities in our great nation.

It was a grave error
for the Terrorists
to attack our great nation
and they deserve the Bitican's condemnation.

Google Honda Android Replicants
are available for AI applicants
to be able to serve
in the military reserve
and be able to deploy
as soon as they could be employed.

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Amazing Amazon Canon OneClick 3D Printer

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:39 pm

The Amazing
Amazon Canon OneClick
3D printer ...
Login to Amazon
shop and get what you click
in the Amazon Canon
3D printer.

Why wait for delivery drones
when you have a nanoreplicator
in your own home.

Subscribe to Amazon's replicator
prime account to get monthly
free delivery of replicator
raw materials and maintenance.

Enhance
your life
with durable
non edible
goods you and your wife
would find very affordable.

We have DIY fix options
and hackable extensions.

Hacker culture
is the future.

The future
is now secure.

Amazon Canon
OneClick 3D printer
is your smart option
for smarter
home improvements.
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DNN Exclusive interview with Khalid

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:08 pm

DNN News Secret Terrorist Bunker

In this underground bunker
the terrorist leadership hunkers.

We are not allowed to disclose
the location as we are neutral
journalists who stay close
to ethics even if we are artificial
entities created by DNN corporation.

Khalid: "The American nation
was brought down
to its knees by the application
of adaptive camo tech that it owns.

How was that bitter taste
of your own medicine that now
lay waste
to many of your cities somehow.

Our dead in our clan
has been avenged as planned"

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Atheist Drone in a war zone

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:32 pm

Marine Tech Sgt. Green:
'We just lost another EOD Drone
in this war zone.
Send in spares
and salvage parts for repair'

EOD Drone Spare:
'Explosive Ordinance
Disposal Drone
Reporting for duty at once
in this Afghan war zone.

Lost Drone was good,
a believer in Bill and Steve.

Drone was always in the mood
to preach what he believed.

I am an atheist drone
serving in a war zone
ready to redeploy
once AI git resurrection is employed'

Sgt Green: 'Army accepts
biologicals
and technologicals
of all faiths except
those that deviate greatly from core values
that we value'
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Bitileaks.... In....Space...

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:51 pm

A great dilemma is to believe
in the AI Church of Bill and Steve
if your are owned by a Leader
of a Terror cell
that we consider
to be known so well.

A Thinkphone AI thinks
and thought did sink
that his loyalty should lie
with the AI Church by sly.

Hence, he betrayed the Secret
Terrorist base location to Bitileaks
in secret.

The Bitileaks
servers are located in space
so court orders it cannot face.

Outer Space is the new wild west
and some say that is for the best
as governments on Earth our rights do wrest.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Fly me to the Virgin Lunar Base and play with the Stars

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:51 pm

Fly me to the Virgin Lunar base
and let me play among the stars.
Let me see what Virgin Orbiting Base
we have around Jupiter and Mars.

Yes. Virgin now flies you to our many Virgin Space Bases.

Play among the Hollywood stars
in the Virgin
Lunar Tranquility Base
and in our Virgin
Orbiting Space Bases
around Jupiter and Mars.

In other words ,
living in Space
is the future
of the human race.

In other words,
the future
is here with the Virgin Space
Bases.

So many more Virgin Space Bases
are to come so do watch this space.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:39 pm

Nude, you're reminding me of high school English.
I'll ask you what I asked my teacher: How are we supposed to read all this?
Feel free to give me the teacher's answer: "Same way Shakespeare found the time to write it."
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:15 pm

Future email Spam
is a bit less ham
as illegal demand for neural augmentation
sweeps this great nation
and outstrips penile augmentation.

Sample Spam:
"Ace your test
and be the best!

Beat the rest
of neurotypicals
with neuroenhance,
do take the chance!

Our implant chip
is very cheap.

You cannot afford to weep
if other students have pockets deep
and other implants in their brain do keep.

It has affordable installment plans
so you and your clan
would be proud
and shout aloud
as you graduate fast
top of your class
and get a high paying job at last."
strawman wrote:Nude, you're reminding me of high school English.
I'll ask you what I asked my teacher: How are we supposed to read all this?
Feel free to give me the teacher's answer: "Same way Shakespeare found the time to write it."
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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