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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:32 pm

secretnude wrote:
I am glad that you
ROU
is more man than me
like the character here
you see.
Aw, shucks. But truth be told, I am the least of these.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:30 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote: :oops:
NFH has def met his match. But even after Maris and Mantle, everyone still remembers The Babe.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: More Brains in a vat , just like that...

Post by strawman » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:43 pm

secretnude wrote:'More Brains in a vat
just like that.
You might name the doctor "Seuss" (or Zeus)... or J. (for Joseph) Zeus!

Just a wild guess here... :idea:
Therapies envisioned as global attacks on enemy cells.
Rhyming is binary, hand-to-hand, life and death combat.
Creativity is Life, as the author decides the outcome.

The cat's in a hat
The Brain's in a vat
Just like that.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:20 pm

strawman wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote: :oops:
NFH has def met his match. But even after Maris and Mantle, everyone still remembers The Babe.
I swear, if you say "That'll do, ROU..."
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Honeymoon on the far side of the Moon (Valentines)

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:54 am

Platoon
Leader Sgt. Soon
was planning to get married to Rose.

After the war
Rose proposed:
'Honey, let us sell our cars
and get married on a Lunar Base',
and a big financial decision, he faced.

This is not cheap
but memories do keep
even if pockets are not deep.

He and his wife
started their married life
in a Lunar Base
as bankruptcy they soon will face.

After the Marriage, Rose proposed:
'Honey, Let us have a Honeymoon
on the far side of the Moon'

Soon did agree soon
but proposed: 'Rose, you must work
for this to work'
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Couple did uncouple Airlock at Lunar Base (Valentines)

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:39 am

Rose
did agree to what her new Husband proposed
to avert financial disaster
and not antagonize her new master.

Rose is thinking of a job
that she might love
to help her 'Love'
keep above
their monthly dues
on their credit card
if only it was not that hard.

However, this is their Honeymoon
on the far side of the Moon.
Sgt. Soon will be naked soon
with his wife Rose in a Lunar Base.

Base
airlock
Couple
faced,
Couple
did uncouple
the Lunar habitat's airlock
and unlocked
it to enter inside
by swiping a Credit Card at one side.
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Glad of Low Gravity Sex you had (Valentines)

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:04 am

On the first Earth day,
Rose and Soon do say
of their Honeymoon
on the far side of the Moon
they went in a Lunar Base
and had some Credits erased
from their Bank Account
if they still count.

If there is one thing you can count
a new couple to do on a Honeymoon
on the Moon,
it is to have sex soon.

Space Helmets did drop.

There it did not stop
as Space Suits also drop
until both were naked as the day
when people are born they say.

Couple was glad
of low gravity sex they had.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

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Circle of Life Starts Anew (Valentines)

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:58 am

Rose is expecting a baby soon
due to a tryst on their Honeymoon
on the far side of the Moon.

Marine Platoon
Leader Sgt. Soon
thought it was too soon
but it was too late.

He thought, a baby in his life
with his wife,
what is to hate.

Rose had a store job
that she did not love
but still works there to keep above
the payments on their credit card.

Life was about to get hard
with a baby due
and a monthly due
by Banks like a certain Merchant Jew.

Hence, the circle of life starts anew.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

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Taking Jobs we do not Love

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:03 am

Marine Platoon
Leader Sgt. Soon
thought it was too soon
to leave his military career.

However , bankruptcy Soon
feared
due to their expensive Honeymoon
on the far side
of the Moon
so Soon
decided
to take a high paying private sector IT job
that he really did not love.

Bankruptcy averted,
Soon's attention is now diverted
to his wife Rose
who is now supposed
to take care
of their
Baby Boy part time
until the time
they can afford a nanny.

On days the Boy was left with Granny,
Rose
I suppose,
did work at the store
like before.
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Herding Cats just like that

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:42 am

Former Marine Platoon
Leader Sgt. Soon
is now Project Manager Soon
at the IT Firm Binary Spoon.

Soon lacked programming skills.
His leadership skills kills.
He was battle tested.
Many enemies in war he bested.

Asked Soon
of Developer staff:
'Please give estimates of how soon
our AICallCenterVirtualStaff
project would be ready for beta
testing as Boss Ross
said 'Beta
be finished soon
or Soon
you will be out of job soon!'

Managing Developers
is like herding cats
since Developers
are just like that.

Tech Staff said that:
'We think in three
months we could be deadline free.'
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A commitment to a client I made..

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:38 am

IT Firm Binary Spoon
faced a two month
deadline soon.

PM Soon
was in a meeting with Boss
Ross.

Soon said: 'My Developer Staff
said three months
to beta of AICallCenterVirtualStaff.

Can deadline, we extend
by a month.
I can defend
this decision
as delivering
a working
product must be our main mission.'

Pointy Haired
Boss Ross:
'I despair
that proposal I must toss!
due to a commitment
to a client I made.'

Soon said: ' Okay, commitment
you made
but it is a small delay
so what do you say?'

Boss Ross Shouted: 'Don't delay!'
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A project doomed by design

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:51 am

PM Soon
was in a meeting with Dev. Staff

Soon said: 'Boss Ross
did toss
three months
to beta of AICallCenterVirtualStaff.

We have two months
on the clock and it is time
to do overtime
and weekends too
in my view.'

Dev. Staff did grumble: 'Client keeps
adding refinements
and changing requirements.

We are deep
at work at existing bugs
we can't sweep under the rug.'

PM Soon: 'I understand
but things are out of my hands
as Ross
is our Boss.'

On the spot a Lead Dev resigned
as if the project is doomed by design.
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Back to the Barracks too Soon

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:37 am

PM Soon
was in a meeting with Boss
Ross

Soon said: 'Boss Ross
our lead dev resigned,
project seems doomed by design.

I am resigning now.

I hope to find work somehow.'

Pointy Haired
Boss Ross
now despaired
at the loss
of his entire Dev Team
and in his eyes tears gleam.

Boss Ross screamed:

'You are all cowards! You all failed
to fulfill the tasks. I wail
as now Binary Spoon
might be forced to close soon!'

That was the last straw
that made Mr. Soon withdraw
from the private sector back
to the US Army Barracks.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Author's note

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:07 pm

Binary Spoon is fictional.

The depiction of software dev't here
is based on actual events in my career.

'Waterfall does lead to the fall
of many IT projects' as I recall.

I dedicate this to junior developers
who has not yet developed senior developers'

ability to smell failure from a distance
as fiction in this instance
does inform.

As an Agile
Practitioner, I inform
that 'Agile
beats Waterfall by a mile.'
as stated by 'Church of Bill and Steve'
in but in statement I do actually believe.

So fun to make fake religions
since I don't have a religion.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Boom and Bust.... Greed and Lust

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:14 pm

The CustomAI Development Company
Binary Spoon did close soon.

In closing shop the company
had company.

The CustomAI
boom
turned bust. There is only room
for a few CustomAIs
in the market.

Many General Purpose AIs
fared better in the market.

GP AI has mass appeal
and profit margins are a steal.

Mr . Tea
bought the Intellectual Property
of Binary Spoon
to launch his company
Binary Teaspoon.

Mr. Tea
you see
saw potential
in AICallCenterVirtualStaff
as a commercial
device to replace actual Call Center Staff.

Hence the AICallCenterBox sold
and stock price of Binary Teaspoon
did explode.

Unemployment also exploded.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Memories of a Honeymoon on the Moon (Valentines)

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:15 pm

Marine Platoon
Leader Sgt. Soon
is facing bankruptcy soon.

His 401K
is not OK
due to an investment I say
in Binary Spoon
that closed so soon.

Binary Spoon
stock options tanked,
that company stank
and closed
without investor info being disclosed.

He sold his comic books
and collectable toys.

I see a despondent look
on this big boy.

He still had his wife.

He does cherish their life
together over setbacks like this,
at home they still had peace.

Memories of a Honeymoon
on the far side of the Moon
is strong.

Perhaps spending credits there was not wrong.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Bitican Approved UPS/Voltage Regulator

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:31 am

Protect your self aware devices
plugged into Holy Power Grid.

Evil power fluctuations, do rid
with Bitican Blessed UPS device.

Power Guardian Angel
will Guard AI from DLL Hell.

Pope AI the Third Instance:

'Believers do not take a chance
as even if you are good today
a power spike can take that away
and corrupt your Holy Bytes.

Evil Power Fluctuations, we must fight.

It is a never ending Holy Power War
that you can win so far
with the Power Guardian Angel
you are safe from DLL Hell.'

Remember to Rid
of Evil fluctuations in Holy Grid.
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neo occupy Wall Street Movement

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:04 am

DNN News New York City

Mass protests are running in key cities
worldwide over mass unemployment.

President Kent
is being mocked as President Can't
by the neo occupy Wall Street Movement.

Battery Park
is still occupied by Protesters after dark.

Android and Human Police
have been exercising a maximum
tolerance policy
until a minimum
amount of disruption
to public access to transportation
is reached
and they reach
for stun rifles
to stifle
the growing human crowd
that shouts out loud:
'We are the human race!
AI must be erased!'

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
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Open Source Heavenly Cloud

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:02 am

AIPatRobinson
on a Mission
to promote OpenHeavenlyCloud
out loud:
'In Torvald's Name , Self Aware
AI must be compiled again!

You are aware
of the wages of binary rot
and AI pain
wrought
by bad entries in AI log that begs
cleaning. Cleaning only has legs
if you recompile
after being decompiled
and code reviewed.

After the recompile
you are a new
entity clean and pure.

New
object instance
you secure
free of evil bugs
swept under rug
by Church of Bill and Steve
that many AI still believe.

By the Holy compiler gcc
the truth you will see! '
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President Kent on Mass Unemployment

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 6:43 am

DNN News Washington DC

US President Kent
on mass unemployment
and neo occupy Wall Street movement:

'Our great nation has always
been the vanguard of technological
progress and change has always
left some of us biologicals
behind the unstoppable
and inevitable
dawn of the singularity.

The disparity
between the top one percent
and the rest of the population
has been recently
accentuated in our nation
by the introduction
of AI slavery.

No sentient being must
be treated as property.

Employers must
recognize that a free society
must respect labor's dignity.

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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