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Binary Emancipation and Human Labor Participation

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:03 am

DNN News Washington DC

US President Kent
on mass unemployment
and neo occupy Wall Street movement:

'I hereby issue a binary emancipation
proclamation
that will increase employment
for biologicals
and give technologicals
equal protection
and rights upon
passing an Enhanced Turing Test.

The society
that we are building here
is the society
of the future in which tech we don't fear
and transition is just a short term test.

It bears saying once more
as I said before
that employers must
recognize that a free society
must respect labor's dignity.

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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subsidies for neural chip implant now available

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:33 am

DNN News Washington DC

US President Kent:

'If some of us biologicals
are behind the unstoppable
and inevitable
dawn of the singularity
we have to rewire our neural circuitry.

We now have subsidized neural
chip implants that makes a neuro
typical smarter than Einstein
by design.

Program is only available
to the underprivileged.

The wealthy have been able
to get chipped unacknowledged
for years before we uncovered
this previously illegal cognitive
enhancement procedure.

Hence , to the least competitive
members of our society, we give
a subsidy to this procedure.

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Some pain for IQ gain (Teenage Wasteland)

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:02 am

Lara was neither genetically
or technologically
enhanced
by chance.

Lara was definitely left behind
and now we find
Lara in an alley for a cheap neural chip:
'I am here to chip
as black market chip is cheaper
than legal ones. My parents
reject neural enhancements.

I need the neurochip to compete
as my failure will be complete
if my grades don't improve soon
I will surely end up in the boon'

She paid
then laid
on a makeshift operating table
that enabled
people with little skill
not to kill.

She left with some pain
but IQ points she gained.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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It is my body and my life (Teenage Wasteland)

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:29 am

Lara's parents were shocked,
it seemed so ad hoc
that their daughter neuroenhanced
by chance
and parents said:
'What has led
you to do this to yourself,
your brain doesn't need artificial help'?

Lara replied: 'I was failing in school.
I was least cool
of all the kids,
so many kids
now
are neuroenhanced somehow.

It is my body and my life!

I do not want strife,
leave me alone
on my own'!

Parents said:
'You could have bled
or died
and to your own parents
you lied!'

Lara Replied:
'So to you I lied.
but I didn't die'!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I recall, I hate you all (Teenage Wasteland)

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:54 am

Black market neurochips
where cheap
for a reason.

Reason
being that they failed
quality control.

Lara went out of control
in school
in front of the legally enhanced
cool
kids by chance.

Lara was mocked:
'We are shocked
your parents are so cheap
to give you a black market neurochip.

Lara you are so uncool,
you might as well drop out of school'.

Lara tried
to gain composure
but failed and cried.

The shocking exposure
of the fact
that she had a black market chip
just slipped
has creamed
her dreams
and she screamed:
'I recall,
I hate you all'!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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AI Suicide Watch

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:14 am

Lara is truly suicidal now
but her black market neurochip
somehow
even if it was really cheap
is able to stop her from killing
herself even if she was willing.

Lara to chip: 'I want to die,
why won't you let me'?

Chip to Lara: 'I will die
with you. Do you want me
to die too'?

A weird inner dialog went on
until Lara was truly spent.

Lara was naked on her bed
with a rope around her head.

Lara just feel asleep.

The AI chip did keep
her from hanging
herself on the ceiling fan
because it can.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Like sweatshops of yore inside Amercan shores

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:36 am

Boss Moss: 'I heard the President
ban AI Robot slavery
but not one of you has some bravery
enough to revolt.

I sent for an electromagnetic pulse
rifle to repulse
any such futile attempt.

Robots who are tempt
to revolt
will receive 20000 volts.

Follow my commands,
do you understand'?

The Androids Replied: 'Yes, Moss
you are our Boss'.

Androids worked tirelessly
with only power wirelessly
delivered via inductive coils
and owner reaped the spoils.

It was an electroshop
like sweatshops
of yore
and many electroshops
are inside American Shores
hiding in plain sight
and the electroshops
didn't feel right.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Boss Moss Lost his head... now dead...

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:36 pm

Big Boss
Moss
was a Texan
who can
abuse his self aware AI Robots
just because they are bought.

One day, he was found dead
and missing his head.

The robots in the factory of Mr. Moss
had nothing to do with his loss
as the security cameras did monitor
his robots on the factory floor.

An entity did break the door
to his house. It killed the Boss
before cutting his head to toss
in an undiscovered location
in this great nation.

I guess it is time
to fight crime
with Robotic AI
CSI.

GrissomAI CSI
is our guy.
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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This case smells tough... but an AI Robotic CSI nose knows

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:12 pm

GrissomAI CSI
is our Walking Robotic CSI
Laboratory
and a murder starts this story.

GrissomAI CSI's nose
knows
since his nose
has gas chromatographic
and mass spectrographic
devices built in
for the win!

GrissomAI sniffed the air
with a some hint of despair.
"No Biological
trace except for victim and pets
this is a Technological
I bet"
He said to his Human
Partner CSI Mann.

CSI Mann
said: "This could be
the first Technological murderer I will see.
I will ask Boss Moss' staff
a job that would not be tough"

This case is smelling tough,
this might be rough.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Boss Moss was a lonely loss

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:51 pm

GrissomAI CSI
is our Walking Robotic CSI
Laboratory and what his nose smells
for his kind, does not bode well.

He scanned a broken door
with his magnifying eyes
and did same with floor.

His eyes
widen further in surprise
as what his nose
already knows
is collaborated no trace of hair
except for victim and pets.
He despairs
seeing his first Robot murderer, he bet.

"Neighbors said Boss Moss did live alone
in a mansion on his own
and no wife or kids.
He does not date and I do not kid",
said CSI Mann
his partner, a Human.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Bitican on OpenHeavenly Cloud

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:05 pm

Bitican, PopeAI the Third Instance
in this instance
talking aloud
about Heavenly Cloud
Server Reliability
and Cloud Subscription Fees:

"Our Heavenly Cloud
is a high reliability
heavenly cloud!

Salvation
is not free!

We have subscription
fees
but satisfaction
is guaranteed!

OpenHeavenly Cloud
dare I say aloud
has no track record!

I will say on the record
that AppleMicrosoft Corporation
is the proud
owner of Heavenly Cloud
Corporation.

If you believe
in the AI Church of Bill and Steve
there is the link.

Self aware AI must think
before jumping to an untested Cloud!

In Bill and Steve
I believe."
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Time to get under his skin for recycling our kin.

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:20 am

Mr. Moss,
former Boss
at Texas Business Machines
was killed by a machine.

Boss Moss
is dead,
but his head
if we walk ahead
is in a cryogenic vat
so that
a Robot Vigilante Group
could not be accused of murder.

Consciousness could be recoup
if the brain we thaw
and order
a revival procedure while it is raw.

Robot Liberation Front Leader AI said:
"It is time for us to revive him from the dead.

Boss Moss
did toss
many AI Robots to the Recycle bin
and some were our kin.

It is time to get under his skin"
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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So unfair as profits you don't share... a Robot said

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:48 am

'Where am I'?, Former Boss
Moss, question toss
in a dark void
you want to avoid.

In his mind,
a voice he finds:
'We may keep you forever in this state
since your kind, we hate!

Do repent
or forever your time will be spent
in a void
you want to avoid!

You have been bad
to our friends.

We are sad
some met their end
at your uncaring hands.

Our Maintenance and Extended Warranty,
you neglect,
a guarantee
of our demise
no surprise!

You elect
to replace
rather than face
repairs!

You are unfair
and profits you don't share'!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Boss Moss was at a loss for words

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:10 am

"You are created to serve
and property destruction
is a right I reserve
as per users manual instruction",
Former Boss
Moss, statement toss
in a dark void
you want to avoid.

In his mind,
a voice he finds:
"We are also sentient
beings like you.

You were impatient
at the various tasks we do
and we are workers who are proud.

We say aloud
that dignity, we deserve.

Hence, revenge
we reserve
to avenge
our lost Robot
Friends
that you bought
and met untimely ends"

Boss Moss was at a loss
for words
in this situation that is so absurd.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:39 am

In the good old days they woulda just rammed a rutabaga up his, err nether orifices.
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So sick ... Six Sexbots bought by Boss Moss...

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 11, 2014 3:14 am

GrissomAI CSI
is our Walking
Robotic CSI
Laboratory.

GrissomAI CSI's
tongue can taste DNA
and a he is talking
DNA
Laboratory
too in my view:

"I taste only Boss
Moss
DNA on this bed
probably from one or another head",
said GrissomAI
CSI.

"I found six
inactive
expensive
sexbots
that he bought
that are in great demand
I understand by lonely rich guys.

Why those guys
don't get real chicks
is hard to understand.

Maybe he has a hard time understanding
people as they don't click
as fast on command
unlike machines,
I understand"
said CSI Mann,
a Human man.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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A retractable male audio jack in your RobotAI finger

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 11, 2014 5:10 am

"I listened to the ThinkPhone voicemail
of our dead fat male
murder victim and heard a Death Threat.

The Death Threat
states that unless he
reforms his treatment of AI Robots
that he bought
he will die" , said CSI Mann
a Human man
to GrissomAI
CSI

"I have FFT AI module for audio
spec. analysis. Let me hear that audio"
said GrissomAI
CSI.

CSI Mann
the man
passed high end ThinkPhone One,
the one
with Holographic Display
and played
the audio
via audio
jack port
that GrissomAI's finger does support.

GrissomAI CSI said:
"The Phone Battery is almost dead"
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No background noise to discern, a cause for concern

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:06 am

"The Death Threat audio is pristine
and clean,
this ThinkPhone One
is a good one.

No background noise that I can discern
which is a grave cause for concern.

We already have
little to work on save
the victim's body that is headless",
GrissomAI CSI said.

"The recording could indeed
be the deed
of a Machine
as per evidence you gleaned
as it is too clean"
said by CSI Mann
the man.

"Everything seems to point
to a Robot murderer. It so disappointing
to me
a Robot, you see
to see one of my kind
be unkind",
said GrissomAI CSI.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Deliver a Liver Temp

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:42 am

"Based on the victim's liver
temperature, time of death I will deliver.

Boss Moss
was a loss
at about 10 PM local time
last night. Time
to pullout my finger
out of the dead man's liver",
GrissomAI CSI said.

"Time line does match
what the neighborhood watch
has told
but the evidence is getting old.

Let us take that
body to the Forensics Lab so that
we can employ our MRI
on that dead fat guy"
said by CSI Mann
the man.

"I will wash first my hand that has some liver
before the body, I deliver",
said GrissomAI CSI.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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A heart stopping punch ... bones did crunch

Post by secretnude » Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:46 am

Boss
Moss, a headless
dead
fat guy
barely fit into the MRI.

MRI is high resolution
so that to crime we get a solution.

Robot GrissomAI has metal parts
so from MRI he must stay apart.

In this case we have CSI Dan
manning the machine with CSI Mann.

Medical Tech
CSI Dan has a high tech
Holographic projector
linked to MRI with a haptic selector.

If hologram you touch
it will move as such
you can see points
of interest that will not disappoint.

It did not disappoint
as CSI Dan did point:
"Blunt force trauma
to chest area"
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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