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I Love Monty Python Even If I Am Not A Briton

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:36 am

I Love Monty Python
Even If I Am Not A Briton

Comedy is absurd,
It is not for the herd,
if you have never heard
you are not a nerd.

I would slap you with a fish!
That I get my wish!
Wake up to British comedy!
Not knowing it is a tragedy!

I remember bicycle repair man.
He fixed a bike of a superman.
Both funny and insightful.
Pretty much delightful.

Go ahead, asks a silly question...
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I think this poem is dead like a parrot!
I still sell it anyway like a carrot.
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I Love Ballet And I Will Hit You With A Big Mallet

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:42 am

I Love Ballet
And I Will Hit You With A Big Mallet


if give it a try, you do not let!
Do not by shy, it is just simply Ballet
and I will wonder why,
if the great art you don't get.

Like Wonder Woman the ballerinas spins
doing Fouetté en tournant is a win!
I wonder how they don't get dizzy,
since watching them puts me in a tizzy!

Pas de deux is so full of romance,
the said dance is such a great performance
with a real partner that matters,
such that all your preconceptions shall be shattered!
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Galactica is here to stay to keep Basestars at bay.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:46 am

I Love Battlestar Galactica
I Love The Serious Drama

When William Adama
get a victory from defeat
that is quite a feat!

When a Basestar appears,
the Cylons are near,
better engage weapons!
Save the fleet and live on...

Fight another day!
Never take hope away,
Galactica is here to stay
to keep Basestars at bay.

When the fleet jumps and appears
at new coordinates, ambush is a fear,
with Dradis, scan area for hostiles,
engaging in battle may be futile!

Hence keep the FTL drives ready,
and the Colonial fleet steady.
Jump away if needed
danger must be heeded.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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A twitter from space, Starfleet must save face!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:50 am

Floating in Federation space,
a ship of a hostile alien race,
with a weird forehead
fire Phasers or we are dead!

Major damage to Alien ship, it seems!
Alien ship fires an energy beam!
Our shields down 50%, fire Torpedoes now!
Alien ship saving face, running away somehow.

Set pursuit course on ship!
Full warp engage!
We cannot let this slip!
Captain is enraged.

But alas, Alien ship too fast,
our good luck did not last!
It is entering Alien space!
We cannot keep pace!

In Captain's log,
now like Captain's Blog.
A twitter from space,
Starfleet must save face!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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The Admiral asked the Captain, who shot first?

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:52 am

The Admiral asked the Captain,
who shot first?
Replied the Captain,
Our ship, lest we burst!

Hence ship head to Starbase,
after battle for some repairs.
Shield power 70% restored!
The Ship crew is bored.

Let us head to the Holodeck,
for some computer simulation
or head to the observation deck
to observe the situation.

In the Starbase ship gets upgrades.
Quantum Torpedoes are neat.
The Crew heads to the colonnade
to get something to eat.

The show is too long for an hour,
the episode is cut short!
I turned really, really dour,
and desire to eat my shorts!
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Saving a whale seems silly! Show is not "Free Willy"!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:01 am

I Love Star Trek
And It Is Only Logical

that a major geek
would be quite fanatical!
I always seek
outer space stories,
I am a major freak
in knowing continuities.

Memory Alpha is nice.
It is as cool as ice!
Maybe like methane ice
on an alien moon
that we shall visit soon.

I hope we get warp technology
but not after a major war.
Maybe a whole new chronology
after looping around a star.

Saving a whale seems silly!
Show is not "Free Willy"!
Can we get back to Star Trek Two?
Best Trek for me and you!
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You could even say I desire to be like Carl Sagan

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:07 am

I Aspire To Be Like Carl Sagan.


You could even say I desire to be like Carl Sagan.
Science communicator extraordinaire
Better than most millionaires,
in bettering society, his work is philanthropy,
his love for humanity,
has the universe as boundary.

I enjoy Cosmos, the Television show,
better than most TV programs I know.
I cannot wait for the new version,
so I can see the revisions.

Scientists could be scorned for being too popular,
by peers who do not get why we need a star.
We need to be excited by space
as if we are in another race.
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I remember 2001: A Space Odyssey and find it a oddity

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:09 am

I remember 2001: A Space Odyssey
and find it a oddity
that we do not have lunar bases yet
or a manned mission to another planet.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is on a mission
to continue Carl Sagan's vision
of communicating science to the public.
To persist in that and be stoic.

Maybe there will be footprints in the Martian regolith
in my lifetime, but I bet we will find no monolith
like in the movie by Kubrick
and in my view it is a rubric
of our success as a civilization
since to trod on another planet is a revolution!
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I Love Carl Sagan

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:18 am

I Love Carl Sagan


for mastery of the subject
and ability to say
things in a understandable way.

Billions and Billions of Stars
even if they are far
are visible as they are in the past
since light, even if very fast,
has finite speed.
Hence the need
for big telescopes
to be able to scope
deeper into our origins
since in the stars we begin.

In the stellar core, hydrogen fuse
to give off light and energy.
Don't be could be confused
with all the terminology.

Heavy atoms are made by Nuclear fusion.
About that there is no confusion.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Icanhaspowers nao? Please... somehow...

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:25 am

I Want to Join the X-men
But I Do Not Have Powers
like the all the next men.

I hope someday
to get hit by a gamma ray
and get a mutation
due to gamma radiation.

Please do keep chill!
Gamma radiation won't kill!
My life, I shall bet
for mutant powers, to get!

I maybe a scientist mad
or just breaking bad!
Experimenting at least
on something not yeast.

Icanhaspowers nao?
Please... somehow...
so Professor X
will say I am next.

X-man in his school
or I will join Magneto
since he is cool
and really a guy neato!
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In his native habitat, the TV screen

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:51 am

I Love David Attenborough
He Is Very Thorough


in documenting Life on Earth
for posterity it is certainly worth
a king's ransom, yes, he is handsome
even in old age, I wish I had his visage.

In his native habitat, the TV screen,
we always see a lot of green
unless the show is in the poles
or deserts with nary a soul.

Blue waters, brown waters
and all sorts of fish!
To any naturalist, he caters
any sort of wish.

And watch, him I do,
and I implore you too,
to see life on screen,
more than only green.
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I Like Nietzsche Übermensch Is He

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:58 am

I Like Nietzsche
Übermensch Is He


God is dead, we are the lead,
that is the bullet to his Godly head.
Would our society self-destruct
without a God to instruct?

No, said Nietzsche new values, we create
this world is not to hate, and this singular life has value
there is no need for a fictional afterlife in my view.

With only one life and this only world to live in
why should we be tied by guilt imposed by sin?
We need to focus on living the good in this life
and not be going after an illusory afterlife.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I Am a Star Trek Fan And Resistance Is Futile!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:04 am

I Am a Star Trek Fan
And Resistance Is Futile!


If you are not yet a fan,
I will do what I can
for you to our Borg collective assimilate.
It is not too late
for you to like and love Trek
since it is definitely better than Shrek!

Adventures in outer space!
The future of the human race!
So much new Technology
and a lot of planetary geology.

Please set your sensors to maximum range
to receive Trek signals, it is for any age.
If your reception is poor, enhance!
Please do not be afraid to take a chance!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I have to verify from floor to roof, all of my precepts.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:13 am

I Am An Atheist
And A Scientist


I cannot believe without proof!
Faith is a weird concept!
I have to verify from floor to roof,
all of my precepts.

Please let me believe
and leave
me alone
on my own.

I do not impose
my beliefs,
do not suppose
I need relief!

I do not need religion!
I do not need your god!
I do not need a delusion
of a great flood!

How could Noah possibly fit
all animals in his ark?
When Lions don't just sit
and are as dangerous as sharks!

Give me relief
from religious hate.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Like a foxy bitch on heat that you cannot beat

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:12 am

I Love Foxes
Don't Put Them In Boxes


Our fine furry friend says,
since they are wild!
That way they stay
and definitely not mild!

Like a foxy bitch on heat
that you cannot beat
so sexy and so hot
and so easy to spot.

Approach them with care
if you really dare
for I indeed swear
they can bite like a bear!

But they are cute as dogs
and in the deep fog
they can sleep like a log
along a marshy bog.

But in a zoo
we can renew
our bond with a fox
in a metal box.
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a just tribute to a song to a just tribute all along

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:26 am

I Like Jack Black
This Is A Just A Tribute


to Jack Black's song
to which I sing along
that did vanquish
a shiny, shiny demon.
in the middle of a road
asking for the best song
that was not too long
or their souls will be gone!

But the best song vanished!
Begotten then forgotten!

So this is a just tribute
to a tribute, so meta!
This song is a beta!

It could be a lemon
but I still write this
as a just tribute to a song
to a just tribute all along
to the very best song.
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Tony's Crew Wont Sing! Since being a rat is not their thing

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:39 am

I Enjoy Watching the Sopranos
Tony's Crew Wont Sing!

Since being a rat is not their thing!

They might give you an offer and they do not suffer any kind of refusal.
They could easily convince, via a hurt kneecap or a permanent handicap so be nice it is wise!

When they do meet and greet try to stay off the street!
You might get beat and these guys are leet!

Family matters most and they can be gracious host.
Damage their honour, you are toast!

You will certainly be sleeping with the fishes!
A deep sea ghost at most!
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so do we destroy, this great biome that brings joy

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:00 am

I Worry About Polar Bears
With The Polar Cap Melting

where can they go mating?

They need the ice
to live really nice.

I do not want to see
them only in zoos,
like an Eskimo at sea
with a melted Igloo,
when their home in the north
melt away and fall short.

The Greenhouse effect
is a major defect,
a stain in mankind's
record of being kind.

If polar ice gone
under the hot sun
what have we done
to our own home?

Earth is our home,
so do we destroy,
this great biome
that brings joy and enjoy?
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Fairy stories of old, if I may be really bold!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:05 am

I Love Plants
Even Without Pants


in the garden
with the Plants,
it feels like Eden,
if bite don't the ants.

Please let me be
naked for all to see
in a nice garden
it may be Eden.

In a date
with a mate
nude in a garden
it is Eden!

I hope the Garden God
will not be such a sod,
throwing us out
and making us pout!

Since life in Eden is great
why all the hate
at eating a certain fruit
and a talking snake is cute!

Fairy stories of old,
if I may be really bold!
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I Hate Washing Dishes And Sleeping With The Fishes

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:10 am

I Hate Washing Dishes
And Sleeping With The Fishes


It is chore that is a bore
and dishes we get more
to even double the score
and that is not only a lore.

It is an offer you can' t refuse
unless you want pest to abuse
your hospitality and sanity
oh... the humanity...

So we wash the dishes clean
until the shiny surface gleams
like in the commercial seen
from Television radio beams.

And hope to buy soon
a dishwasher to the tune
of a more than a few dollars and soon
have more time to starch the collars.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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