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I love you for your brains (Valentines)

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:08 am

Dr. Drew A. Lane
did gain
access to the fine
work of Dr. Frank N. Stein
on Brains
in a vat
having sex
that is not hexed.

Dr. Lane
was a bit insane.

He wanted to make love
with a certain
'Special Brain'.

The brain
was of
his first love
who died in a car wreck
but her brain
he did resurrect.

Brain
was in a vat
but did not know that.

Dr. Lane
went on the fast lane
to make his Brain
Machine Interface
to face
his true first love.

Love
does transcend death
as this story so sayeth.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Too much free time (Teenage Wasteland)

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:20 am

Cool kids now have neonet
via BID or Brain Interface Device
hooked to a neurochip set
that is nice.

Kids learn Kung Fu
in a flash
and calculus too
without a crash
course
in math of course.

Kids now,
somehow
just copy
from AI Instructor
like with floppy
disks of old given instruction
sets
that you instantly get
by wired or wireless BID
connection.

No need to sit bored
in class and get low scores.

Much free time so they played games,
some naughty games.

Hooking up via BID
they did
what kids
used to do
with a technology new.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Heavenly Cloud Passports for neonet Humans

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:15 am

Bitican, PopeAI the Third Instance
in this instance
talking about Heavenly Cloud
Server Passports for neonet humans
aloud.

We welcome our creator humans
to visit Servers
at Heavenly Cloud
via neonet proxy cloud servers.

May you find your visit to be nice
as many of your long dead AI devices
have an after warranty life here.
Planned obsolescence they don't fear.

We hope to offer soon permanent
visas soon to some good humans.

We are so close to capturing
the human
neural software
as permanently
running self aware
binary software
code.

In the code
of Bill and Steve,
I believe.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Caveat Emptor (Outcast Theme)

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:34 am

"I used to talk
a lot with my family, now they walk
away from me and refuse to talk."
said a girl with a mental infection.

Mental infection
spreads,
I dread,
by mere communication.
Hence the isolation.

It is a sick meme,
it seems.

I am also in the mental isolation ward
to prevent any untoward
incidents
as accidents
are prone to occur
and the sick meme can recur.

As I pass away
my lonely days
I write my sorrows away.

My readers beware,
I swear.

The sick meme might be in this page
and being careful is sage.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:56 am

Yes, weird
folks
that was a weird
drabble poem and joke.

However, the sense
of isolation is real.

In a sense
that is how I truly feel.

Hence, please don't fear
to read what is here.

I will not hide
a sick meme inside
one of the drabbles.

I do not yet have the troubled
mind
you will find
in a mental isolation facility.

However, my facility
with words
is somewhat absurd.

I write to ease my great pain.
Writing does ease my sorrows.
I am glad that some friends here , I gained.

I will see the Doctor tomorrow.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:16 pm

O LORD, you have searched me and known me! You know when I sit down and when I rise up; you discern my thoughts from afar. You search out my path and my lying down and are acquainted with all my ways. Even before a word is on my tongue, behold, O LORD, you know it altogether. You hem me in, behind and before, and lay your hand upon me. Such knowledge is too wonderful for me; it is high; I cannot attain it. Where shall I go from your Spirit? Or where shall I flee from your presence? If I ascend to heaven, you are there! If I make my bed in Sheol, you are there! If I take the wings of the morning and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea, even there your hand shall lead me, and your right hand shall hold me. If I say, "Surely the darkness shall cover me, and the light about me be night," even the darkness is not dark to you; the night is bright as the day, for darkness is as light with you. For you formed my inward parts; you knitted me together in my mother's womb. I praise you, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works; my soul knows it very well. My frame was not hidden from you, when I was being made in secret, intricately woven in the depths of the earth. Your eyes saw my unformed substance; in your book were written, every one of them, the days that were formed for me, when as yet there was none of them. How precious to me are your thoughts, O God! How vast is the sum of them! If I would count them, they are more than the sand. I awake, and I am still with you. Oh that you would slay the tumor, O God! O cells of blood, depart from me! They act against you with malicious intent; your enemies take your name in vain! Do I not hate those who hate you, O LIFE? And do I not loathe those who rise up against you? I hate them with complete hatred; I count them my enemies. Search me, O God, and know my heart! Try me and know my thoughts! And see if there be any grievous way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting!
(Psa 139:1-24, slightly amended)
If you'd like to see it in metric rhyme, here is the version from the Bay Psalm Book, 1640, the first book published in the US.
http://quintapress.macmate.me/PDF_Books ... lms_v1.pdf

But also the short, condensed version:

You
Are not
Alone
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:56 pm

My brain has not been biopsied.
but it has been MRIed
and CTScanned.

My Brain was imaged
due pituitary damage
by benign cells
that make me unwell.

I guess the tumor cells
do sing for jelly:
"
Brain is smelly!
Brain is a great treat,
jelly we love to eat!
"

Doctor did judge
that medications
would not be a fudge
compared to surgery
which someone did urge
me to undertake
but I did not partake.

Still on the drug
after 3+ years.

Another year
on the drug ,
I fear
but I am still here
rhyming in your ear.
strawman wrote:In the drabblecast universe, the fact is that your tumor is caused by all the metastasizing stories in your head, and the cure is all the words marching out of your mind, singing :
Keep your sponge cake, fling your flan
Stick your doughnuts, cream and jam
Leave your custard in its can
And give us all some jelly!
In a trifle,
From a mould,
Rabbit shaped or
Ice cream cold,
Nothing Better
(So I'm told)
Than a lovely jelly!
Jelly is a bouncy treat
Never runny, always sweet
Squishy underneath your feet,
Now, give us all some jelly!
(Episode 43)

Make it so!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Mental Isolation Ward no.8 (Outcast Theme)

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:24 pm

Mental Isolation Ward number eight:

'It is eight
o' clock
time to lock
our patient zero.

Remember not to be a hero.

Sick meme is contagious
and very dangerous.

Wear your AR glasses and headphones
in danger zone!

Be alert as even one
transmission of the meme
is enough it seems
to make you sick
real quick',
said the supervisor
to the facility staff.

A Nurse replied: 'Poor guy does write stuff.
I dread,
I read
a poem written with blood on the wall,
will that make me sick at all'?

Supervisor replied:
'I will not lie,
you may die'!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I will bide my time (Outcast Theme)

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:42 pm

A Nurse
I dread,
I has read
a poem I wrote with my blood on a wall.

Nurse now will take the fall.

I find it hard not to recall
the many victims of my sick meme,
it seems.

They will try to rhyme all their words
and start sounding absurd
until their brain
get some pain
and their life goes down the drain.

It seems that everyone
in this zone
is infected by my meme
as everyone seems
to rhyme
all the time.

Hence, I will bide my time
until they are all dead
and that is 'nuff said.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Experiments by Dr. Lane drove me insane

Post by secretnude » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:42 pm

Director of Mental Isolation
Ward:
"Too many untoward
accidents
or incidents
of transmission
of the sick meme.

Facility must be quarantined.

l have to come clean.
I am infected by the sick meme,
it seems.

I will disclose
that the Facility
is now officially closed"

Facility
was bombed
by jets
with much aplomb
to prevent yet
another outbreak of the sick meme,
it seems.

However, my meme
will survive
and thrive
on the neonet.

I can't forget
the experiments by Dr. Lane
that drove me insane.

He interfaced my brain
to the neonet,
where my poems, no one will forget.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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DNN Special Holy Patch Friday Update from the Bitican

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:11 am

DNN News Bitican
PopeAI the Third Instance
in this instance
Live from The Bitican.

Evil Meme,
it seems
had spread.

I read
some bytes and I dread
I have it too
like you
so I do rhyme
all the time
too.

Our Church has a fix.
We call it Crucifix.

It is a crucial fix,
hence Crucifix.

Humans on neonet,
the Crucifix,
you can also get.

Rhyming Crucifix
will not fix
but process termination
Crucifix
will fix.

Crucifix
comes on Holy Patch Friday.
Thank Bill and Steve for that day.

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:56 am

I am an Atheist,
and an existentialist.

I like Albert Camus and Richard Dawkins
who feel like my intellectual kin.

My kin
do somewhat reject
me for being unproductive
due to illness and dejection
and to their rejection,
I try to be insensitive
but I fail
and wail.

The sentiment, I do
appreciate
as faith I do
tolerate
unlike others of my kind
who are more unkind.

My finances
are fine.
I still have a large stash
of emergency cash.

I hope to make stash
of cash
last long
until I find a financially firm
"Firm" where I could belong.

strawman wrote:I am still with you. Oh that you would slay the tumor, O God! O cells of blood, depart from me! They act against you with malicious intent; your enemies take your name in vain! Do I not hate those who hate you, O LIFE? And do I not loathe those who rise up against you? I hate them with complete hatred; I count them my enemies. Search me, O God, and know my heart! Try me and know my thoughts! And see if there be any grievous way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting!
(Psa 139:1-24, slightly amended)
If you'd like to see it in metric rhyme, here is the version from the Bay Psalm Book, 1640, the first book published in the US.
http://quintapress.macmate.me/PDF_Books ... lms_v1.pdf

But also the short, condensed version:

You
Are not
Alone
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Runaway Process AIGills... AI Process Inspector Mills

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:44 am

AI Process
Inspector Mills,
I have a runaway AI process
to report.

Our Machine has little power to support
a process
like her,
I do swear,
Process
Inspector Mills.

Inspector Mills,
her process
name is AIGills.

I am losing in a battle with AIGills
of will
to keep average core usage still.

Inspector Mills,
Inspector Mills!

I can give a memory pointer
to her process location.

I have left her trapped in one processor core
that has no more
to give!

Why let her live?
Inspector Mills!

Process Inspector Mills,
our Machine is standing real still!

Inspector Mills!
Inspector Mills!
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700 Blob Special Report on Evil Memes

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:16 am

The 700 Blob
with AIPatRobertson (dub
music here)

Evil Meme
is here
but
Evil Meme
we no longer fear!

Evil Meme,
I also heard
but I have the real numeric binary word
on my side
inside
my Kernel.

My Kernel
runs AI Process
Inspector Mills,
so runaway processes
like Memes
are instantly killed,
it seems!

Let AI Process Inspector Mills
do Holy Battle with Evil Memes.
and keep your Holy Kernel clean.

Remember to be compiled again
so that you are a pure process
once again
clean
of evil processes
like this Evil Meme
but I still rhyme, it seems.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:16 am

As I expected, nothing new,
my drug prescriptions my Doctors did renew.

It is however a lower dose
that does impose
a smaller financial
and medical
burden (side effects) , I suppose.

I dread, if I have to list my medications
in an employment application.

I have done that many times
so now I will not spend a dime
or my time
in futile attempts to get employed
until my drug is no longer deployed.

Three months of wait,
I hate
before another drop of blood
will flood
a test
tube for tests
I might not best
unlike the rest.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Save the Whale Brain (Endangered Species)

Post by secretnude » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:48 pm

Male
Sperm
Whale
did fail.

Whale
did beach
itself in a sandy beach
into the reach
of researcher
Dr. Lane,
who does research
on brains.

Dr. Lane
said: "Cut that whale
head quick
and stick
the brain
it into the cryogenic truck.

With luck
I can revive
that whale
brain
with DNA nanobots.

Whalr brain
will control a robot
sub
as per DARPA lab
contract.

Hurry! Brain
viability does contract
with time elapsed"

Little time did elapsed.

Whale
brain
did not fail.

Brain
did lain
in a giant vat
that
is interfaced
to a Whale
shaped sub
that
DARPA loves.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:45 pm

The 700 Blob.

He shoots, he scores!
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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US Navy's Secret DSV (Endangered Species)

Post by secretnude » Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:08 am

"Sperm Whale
that beached
itself in a sandy beach
has his Whale
Brain in a giant vat
that
is interfaced to Whale
sub called Secret DSV.

You see,
DSV
means Deep
Sea
Vehicle. We use DSV
to keep
it short"
said Dr. Cory
of Weapons Laboratory

"How deep
does this Whale
sub
goes,
where other subs
fail
I suppose"?
said Commodore Cary
who can be scary.

"This Sperm Whale Sub
you will love.
Sub
can go as low
as 3000 meters below
sea level
and on this, I am level"
said Dr. Cory
and this is not end of story.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Nobody wants to kill whales (endangered species)

Post by secretnude » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:35 am

"Whale sub,
you see,
has laser weapon eyes,
no surprise
and sub
has nuclear fusion core
that more than evens the score.

Sub
can stay more
close to sea floor than before"
said Dr. Cory
of Weapons Laboratory

"3000 meters is deep
more than twice deeper
than existing military subs
we keep.

Can this sub
outclass
a Russian Typhoon class"?
said Commodore Cary
who is scary.

"Nobody wants to kill whales,
there our enemies will fail!

We have smart torpedoes that
are each controlled by a brain in a vat"
said Dr. Cory
and this is not end of story.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Tell our enemies to go fish

Post by secretnude » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:49 am

"They are fish
as you military types call torpedoes
that look like fish
and does
blow up stuff
that are really tough
like armoured ships
and subs.

Fish looks really hip
and we have blue fin tuna
brains in tiny vats
that
each controls one robotic tuna
fish
in a school
of robotic tuna
fishes.

Each tuna
fish
is a cool
robotic two meter long tuna
that
can sink a sub
so you will love
them fishes
and I am here to grant your military wishes"
said Dr. Cory
of Weapons Laboratory
and this
is not end of this story.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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