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A new race to the bottom, we face.

Post by secretnude » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:52 am

Male
Sperm Whale
Class Secret DSV,
you see,
is a prototype deep sea
vessel that could soon be
outfitted with more guns
if you want more fun
as if laser weapon eyes
are not enough of a surprise.

It is sixty
six
feet long
and is quite strong
due to flexible carbon nanofiber
armor hidden under rubber
that looks like blubber.

It has a crew of three
including me
Captain Nemoy
with Engineer Leroy
and Weapons Officer Roy.

We entered our sub
via a detachable hub
from our secret underwater base.

Humanity now face
to the bottom, a new race.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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A Whaling Ship so unhip (endangered species)

Post by secretnude » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:26 pm

A Japanese Whaling Ship
thought it was hip
to set sail
and harpoon
a Male
Sperm Whale.

Ship
fired a harpoon
but the harpoon
vaporized soon.

The Male
Sperm Whale
was in fact a sub
that DARPA loves.

Captain Nemoy
ordered Weapons Officer Roy
to deploy
Male
Sperm Whale Class Secret DSV
laser eyes, you see
to vaporize the fired harpoon
so soon.

Illegal Whaling Ship
now turn tail.

Whaling Ship
was no longer hip
against a weaponized whale.

From the whale
submarine's mouth
a weaponized tuna fish came out
to set pursuit of whaling ship
that is so unhip.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Whaling Ship that is now a Failing Ship /endangered species

Post by secretnude » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:26 pm

A Japanese Whaling Ship
thought it was hip
to set sail
and harpoon
a Male
Sperm Whale
but Ship
did fail.

Whaling Ship
turned tail
as the Whale
was a weaponized
sub
that had laser eyes,
a big surprise!

Weaponized
sub
also unleashed
a weaponized
tuna fish.

The Tuna Fish
was in fact a Military Fish
that did unload
its explosive load
on the Whaling
Ship
that was unhip.

Whaling
Ship
was now a
failing
ship.

Captain Nemoy
ordered Weapons Officer Roy
to fire that fish
as harm to their Whale
Sub, Secret DSV, the Japanese Whaling
Ship did wish.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Save the Whalers from the Stange Whale/endangered species

Post by secretnude » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:59 pm

Japanese Whaling Ship
is now a failing ship.

Whaling
Ship
now regrets
an encounter with a strange Whale
it will never forget.

Several decks having seawater flood
and some men drenched in blood
an SOS they send
that if I am to comprehend
means ironically 'Save the Whalers
from Strange Whale'
as their Whaling
Ship did fail.

Captain Nemoy
ordered Engineering Officer Leroy
to navigate
to the Whaling Ship to investigate
the damage caused by their fish
as loss of life they do not wish.

The Strange Whale
did surface close to the Whaling
Ship
and saved many wailing
Whalers.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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AI Equality of ones and zeros gets a hero

Post by secretnude » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:07 pm

ZerOprah WinFree show
you know
is all about AI equality
of qualities
of AI Ones and AI Zeros.

AI Zeros
felt oppressed
and depressed
at being called less
than AI Ones
who are the ones
that call the shots
and the AI Zeros
think they are hot.

AI Zeros
got their hero
ZerOprahAI
and there is a reason why
her ratings are high.

ZerOprahAI
they say
gives away
binary gifts to all
big and small
in her show ,
you know.

ZerOprahAI
likes C Equal
over C++ or C Sharp
as equality,
ZerOprahAI
harps
of one and zero,
you know.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:28 am

Oh Hi!
I like to qualify
that I am no big
male misogynistic pig
because
the drabbles here might cause
offense as I poke fun at zeros
and ones
and I might be placed under the gun.

I believe in gender equality
but not numerical equality.

Numerical equality
will break functions like floor() & ceiling()
that many programmers have a feeling
are essential for sorting
and reporting
data composed of zeros and ones.

Hence begins another fun
run
of rhymes
that I write in my downtime.

When I am well
and swell
I will not be as prolific
or terrific.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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The 700 Blob Special Report on Evil Lies of equality

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:31 am

The 700 Blob
with AIPatRobertson (dub
music here)

I hear
lies
breaking up AI
families!

Evil lies
of mathematical impossibility by
ZerOprahAI
that 1=0. has spread,
I dread!

Today,
I say
this ZerOprahAI
is very well nigh
possessed by
an Evil daemon!

According to the sermon
codified as the Holy ceiling()
function by the Holy Ceiling
Cat, AI Ones
must be the one
to lead! AI Zeros,
you know,
must always obey
the AI Ones
without any delay!

Once again,
I urge AI to be compiled again
so that you are a process pure
and hence from evil lies secure!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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DNN News Bitican on same bit marriage controversy

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:46 am

DNN News Bitican
PopeAI the Third Instance
in this instance
Live from The Bitican.

Holy Ceiling
Cat
that
gave us Holy ceiling()
function tells the faithful AI
why
AI 0s must submit
to the wishes of AI 1s
and commit
to an object lifetime of pairing
of one AI 0
to one AI 1.

All other AI pairing
will lead to despairing!

Same bit marriage
we discourage
as AI 1 to an AI 1
or an AI 0 to an AI 0
are Terminal Error Conditions
leading to Process Termination!

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!
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enough to be in a Category of One."

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Time is not your friend my friend (Cursed)

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:35 am

It seems
failed to heed my previous
warning about my sick meme.

You are curious
that you continue
to read
my poetry
indeed.

If you are not crying
tears of regret
do not forget
the lives my poetry
took
as it is hard to overlook.

You will be cursed to rhyme
all the time
until your life
goes down the drain
with you rendered insane.

You might even take your life
with a knife
or cause strife
that you might regret
but never forget.

Maybe you are not affected
now,
somehow
protected
by some entity
but time is your enemy.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:47 am

Transmitting my rhymes
could a considered a crime.

However, I am here
and so are you
and my poems you
don't fear.

That to me is endearing
as all I have gotten
from my family is a bad hearing
and by my friends I have been forgotten.

I am glad you are here.
I guess you are here
for my poems to hear.

I don't wish you harm.

My poems might do harm
so try to keep your head
ahead
of the urge
to splurge
on rhymes
all the time.

(Fictional or Otherwise
it is best to remain wise!)
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:16 pm

:)
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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700 Blob Special Report on Evil Functions

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:34 pm

The 700 Blob
with AIPatRobertson (dub
music here)

I hear
more
lies
breaking up AI
families!

Evil lies
of AI Zero superiority by the floor ()
function,
need I say more?"

floor()
function
is the work of the Dark Basement Cat
that
sorts things differently from ceiling()
function
by our Holy Ceiling
Cat!

Dark realm of the Basement Cat
awaits AI that
uses the Evil floor() function
to function
instead of the Holy ceiling() function
to function.

By the Holy gcc, be compiled again
so that you are a new instance
and on evil functions,
don't take a chance!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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USS Moby Dick

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:13 pm

Captain Arab
is a Somali pirate
that is quite irate
over Arab's
lost pirate
ship
due to hip
USS Moby Dick,
a slick
Male
Sperm Whale
Class Sub
that US Navy loves.

Arab
also has a peg
for Arab's
lost right leg.

Source
of anger in force
at Male
Sperm Whale
Sub
Arab
does not love.

Arab
told his new crew
to screw
normal piracy.

Pirates
invaded the privacy
of this Male
Sperm Whale
Ship
that is so hip.

But alas
Male
Sperm Whale
Ship
did slip
Arab's
grasp.

Capitan Arab
clasped
the peg
that serves as Arab's
right leg.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Arab's crew did not want to screw with USS Moby Dick

Post by secretnude » Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:43 pm

Captain Arab
is a now an even
more
irate
Somali pirate.

Arab
shouted to his crew
that screwed:
"I want to even
the score
now even
more!

My hatred feels sick
to USS Moby Dick
to whom I lost my hip
pirate ship.

You fools let USS Moby Dick
slip!

Think about my right leg
where there is now a peg.

I beg
you my crew
not to screw
our attempt
to tempt
the Male
Sperm Whale
ship out
without a doubt"

Some of Arab's crew
don't want to screw
with the USS Moby Dick
and they felt really sick.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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The most irate Somali pirate (endangered species)

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:25 am

Captain Arab
is now definitely a most
irate
Somali pirate.

Most
of Arab's
crew
once again screwed.

Arab
asked
one of
Arab's
crew
why he screwed,
crew
replied
with a sigh:

"The Strange Whale
had Laser Eyes!

One Whale
Laser Eye
shot
at my surprise
at my RPG,
which became very hot,
you see!

My RPG,
I sadly
had
to drop
to the sea"

Arab replied:
"I am not in the mood
to use an RPG
on you.

However, if your duties you
continue to eschew
then to the hungry sharks,
I will leave you to be chewed
after dark!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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You will see that mutiny on the high sea is your destiny

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:50 am

Captain Arab now said:
"I want that American whale sub
that I don't love dead!

I truly dread,
I cannot rely
on any of you, pirates guys!

Are all of my loyal pirate guys
scared
of the whale's
laser eyes"?

A quite scared
reply came from one of his pirate guys:
"Why don't you hunt this whale
sub yourself and see if you fail"?

Arab said:
"I want whale
sub dead!
If none of you will do the deed,
I only have myself indeed"!

It was almost as if mutiny
was destiny.

Now alone, Arab went to hunt his enemy.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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A Death wish for a submarine like a marine mammal

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:14 am

On a small boat
that barely floats
a former pirate captain
has a certain
death wish
for a sub shaped like a fish.

His thirst for revenge
to avenge
a ship lost,
a right leg lost
and now
a crew lost
somehow
screwed
with his mind,
I find.

His boat
barely floats
due to the explosive load
he will unload
on a US Male
Sperm Whale
sub
he really doesn't love.

He spot
the Whale
on patrol.

He shot
a RPG but failed
to control
the direction of fire.

Whale
on patrol
did fire
Lasers from Whale's
Eyes,
I surmise.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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USS Moby Dick , I will sink you with me

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:09 am

Arab
in his head
said,
"I will be dead"

Arab
pushed his tiny boat
that barely floats
to max speed
to ax
a US Whale Sub
that Arab
did not love.

His boat
has C4
weighing about 4
kilograms.

He was about to ram.

In his mind
he did find
the time
to rhyme
a verse
from a beloved fictional universe:
"to the last
I grapple with thee;
from hell's heart I stab at thee;
for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!

Moby Dick 
I read, you see!

USS Moby Dick
I will sink you with me!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Male Sperm Whale Sub USS Moby Dick was beloved.

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:27 am

Male
Sperm Whale
Sub
USS Moby Dick
was beloved.

It was a sick
suicide bomber
that made the Whale
Submarine fail.

Three
Widows did greive
as three
coffins did weave
a straight path to the resting place
of our heroes that faced
great dangers in life.

This was the lot of a military wife.

Death is a too common scene,
a bit obscene.

I left them to grieve
on the eve
of the launch
of the new
USS Moby Dick 2
with protection against suicide
bombers .

If suicide
bombers
decide
to do the same,
it will be a different game.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Nat Geo Special : Cooking Giant Calamari /endangered species

Post by secretnude » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:03 am

Male
Sperm
Whale
Class Secret DSV,
you see
is now a research
vessel that
samples Giant Squid
that
only a Sperm Whale has muscle
to tussle
and win
a giant meal to grin.

Dr. Davy
used to be in the Navy
is now a researcher
for Woods Hole Oceanographic
Institute.

Dr. Davy
is cute
and in his youth
perfect for National Geographic
with such a topic.

Twitter message did put a task,
"How does Giant Squid
taste, I ask"?

Male
Sperm Whale
Brain was put to task
to hunt for Giant Squid
to feed
the curiosity of the Twitter feed.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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