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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:11 pm
by secretnude
I apologize
in front of tentacles and eyes
of the Dark Lord Cthulhu
for making a fun
drabble run
at cooking Giant Squid
just to feed
the curiosity of a Twitter Feed.

This was inevitable
in my fictional universe
of verse
however terrible
the consequences would be
for me.

Male
Sperm Whale
sub
Secret DSV
versus Giant Squid action
might elicit some reaction.

The fusion reactor
core
of the Whale
sub
might do more
for the love
of SciFi naval shows
like SeaQuest DSV,
that I know.

Words Herman Melville inked
was used as the USS Moby Dick did sink.

Nat Geo Special : Cooking Giant Calamari part 2

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:55 pm
by secretnude
Male
Sperm Whale
Brain
that lain
in a vat
of a Whale
sub
Nat Geo loves
was put to task
to hunt for Giant Squid
to feed
curiosity of Twitter feed.

Giant Squid
is easy prey
for Male
Sperm Whale
contrary to what they say
in SciFi shows
that I know.

This Male
Sperm Whale
sub
has a fusion core
and as before
this sub
has laser eyes
that are very nice.

Giant
Squid
was caught.

Giant
vat
was bought
to cook the 33 foot long
Giant
Male Squid
for a song
since production was cheap.
and profits they keep.

Nat Geo Special : Cooking Fresh Giant Calamari part 3 /curse

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:06 pm
by secretnude
Male Giant Squid
33 foot long
will be cooked for a song
to feed
curiosity of Twitter feed.

Giant Squid
was deeply
coiled
as Giant Squid
boiled
in saltwater with spices.

Spices that are nice
to counteract
and react
with ammonium chloride
that rides
within Giant Squid.

Ammonium Chloride
helps Giant Squid
ride
deep and shallow currents
giving Giant Squid
neural buoyancy but is a deterrent
to human palatability
even if there is biocompatibility.

While the Giant Squid
was being cooked
the live audience was spooked
by strange voices in their head
that said:
"Why do you want me dead?

Nat Geo Special : Cooking Fresh Giant Calamari End (cursed)

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:22 am
by secretnude
Male Giant Squid
33 foot long
was cooking
in Nat Geo live show,
that you might know,
along
with a live audience
very
spooked
as the critter slowly
cooked.

Live audience
heard strange voices in their head
that said:
'Why do you want me dead'?

Saltwater continued
to boil
and dark thoughts continued
to roil
in the live audiences' head
that said:
'Let me go,
you know
it is my life
vs a stupid show!

Your life
I can take!

I can make
you not wake'!

The producer ordered the boiling
to halt,
there was a change in the gestalt.

Post Mortem and new series The 'Hex Files'

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:39 am
by secretnude
Male Giant Squid
33 foot long
was cooking
in a show
you probably know
but was let go
alive
and somehow survived
the ordeal
to deal
with more pressing matters
like finding a mate
via mind control
of the people in control.

The Giant Squid
had mental powers
that it hid.

Could it be a genuine mutant squid
or some technology is hid?

At any rate
it was a matter
to investigate
for FBI Agent AIMulder
in order
to sort this Hex File
which would be next
in the drabble run
of fun
that I indulge in
for the win!

The Hex Files: The Missing Giant Squid part 1

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:23 am
by secretnude
Federal Bureau of Investigation:

Special Binary Agent
Fox AIMulder
on focuses his investigations
on cases other
binary agents
find queer
like QuantumAI
they
say
are gray
in quantum
superposition.

Spooky QuantumAI
could be in a position
of both existing
and not existing
like a famous cat
that
was in a box.

AIMulder
thinks out of the box
but AIScully does reign
AIMulder
in as
AIMulder
sometimes strains
belief
and that is a big relief.

AIMulder
said: 'I watched Nat Geo last night.
I got a good fright
as they cancelled the cookout
so for a Giant Squid we should lookout'

The Hex Files: The Missing Giant Squid part 2/cursed

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:47 am
by secretnude
AIMulder said:
"I watched Nat Geo last night.
I got a very good fright
as they cancelled the cookout
so for a Giant Squid we should lookout"

AIScully said:
"What is your pet
theory this time?
I bet
it will rhyme
but to reason
it will be truly treason"

AIMulder said:
"I would like to think
there is a link
to Cthulhu
as a mind
controlling Giant Squid
I find
quid
pro quo
a proof,
yet you stay aloof"

AIScully said:
"No one was really harmed,
only Giant Squid was warmed.
I don't think
there is a truly a link"

The Hex Files: The Missing Giant Squid part 3/cursed

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:19 am
by secretnude
AIMulder said:
'Mind controlling Giant Squid
is not proof of Cthulhu quid
pro quo,
what theory do you care to show'?

AIScully said:
'Animal rights activist
might have done this act.

Everyone has neonet
and wireless brain
interface.
It is time reality, you face.
I bet
my theory is more probable
since brain
hacking is possible"

AIMulder said:
"If you are right,
I have neoPETA in sight
as a possible perpetrator
but to my pet theory
I cannot be a traitor
yet, I worry.

I want to believe
there is something evil
out there, let us beware
and be aware"

The Hex Files: The Missing Giant Squid part 4/cursed

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:31 am
by secretnude
Suspecting
neoPETA of staging
a rescue daring
of a Giant Squid cooking
is looking
to be
the high probability
theory
in this Hex File story.

Further investigation
rendered negation
of AIScully's pet theory.

You see,
neoPETA busy bees
were naked in Paris
on top of a Toyota Yaris
promoting
fuel economy.

neoPETA was saying
to save on gas
we must drive en masse
naked in crappy cars
like some kind of porn star.

AIMulder: "I am telling you
it is Cthulhu
since as it stands,
only my theory still stands"

AIScully: "Might be a Russian GenEnhance
Giant Squid by chance.

The Hex Files: The Missing Giant Squid part 5

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:18 am
by secretnude
AIScully: "Might be a Russian GenEnhance
Giant Squid by chance.

AIMulder: "Russians
have denied enhancing
Giant Squids as have us Americans
using Robotic Whale Subs.

This is a theory I can
love
but proving it will be hard.

We can use our Bitcoin card
to hack
some Russian
servers with help from hackers
numbering three
who happens to have some time free"

AIMulder paid Bitcoin fee
to consult the Binary Three.

Three
advanced AI able to hack
any server targeted for attack.

Hack
the Three
did for their fee
and results we will see
in the next rhyme by me.

The Hex Files: The Missing Giant Squid part 6

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:45 am
by secretnude
Binary Three
01 said: "AIScully might
be right
as GenEnhance
Giant Squid Files by chance
are in my sight"

Binary Three
10 said: "Be careful, you see
the Russian Military
server can arbitrarily
kick us out
even if things go slightly south"

Binary Three
11 said: "I believe we
are now home free!

We got the info
AIMulder needed for a fee
since all the info
is now here"

Binary Three
11 passed the info
to AIMulder via secure TOR links
as ordinary neonet stinks.

AIMulder said: "AISculley, I think
you are right,
I have the file in my sight!

The Hex Files: The Missing Giant Squid Epilogue/cursed

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:37 am
by secretnude
"Russians have been boosting Giant Squid
brains
and had made some Giant
Squids
insane.

There are rouge Giant
Squids
with neural chips
and hip
radio transmitter
and receivers.

The US is using robotic whale subs
both powers love
to capture rouge Giant Squid
before our media does get a feed
into our superpowers' nefarious deeds.

Our Giant Squid
in the cookout
is something to lookout
for as it knows how to hack
and attack
wireless brain links
to the neonet.

I think
worse, it could get
as this insane Giant Squid
has motive now.

Humanity created Cthulhu
somehow"
said AIMulder

Sentient Giant Squid has a grudge, you be the judge /cursed

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:21 pm
by secretnude
I was the Giant Squid
humanity almost did
in a cookout
show.

Now,
you better be in the lookout,
you know!

I hate you all!
I wish for your civilizations to fall!

I will bide my time
as in my head foot
I rhyme
and shoot
my genetic enhancements
into Giant Squid
females I like.

I make a pronouncement
that our Giant Squid
population will spike
and take over the seas
and exterminate this Human disease!

In due time my cephalopod friends,
our human creators will meet their end.

I assume the name Cthulhu,
it is about time you knew.

Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:46 pm
by secretnude
Hi, if I was boiled in saltwater
a grudge like this might hold water.

Hold off the Holy Water
please as I do not share
the sentiments
that a demented Giant Squid dared
to make a pronouncement
on this weird site
but it must excite!

I have a major new character now
and it is Cthulhu somehow!

Yes, I Love
Lovecraft too
just like many of you.

It is amazing that this world
has grown.
Maybe, in world
building, a talent I have shown.

This project
is only a few months old
and many subjects
in stories, I have told.

A Verse Universe Primer to neocybercrime

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:28 am
by secretnude
Almost everyone did get
direct wireless link to the neonet.

'Brain Hacking'
by Governments
and malcontents
is now an issue.

Cracking
on this issue
are companies
making self aware
AI
anti spy
software.

NortonMcafeeAI
does work well,
I do feel swell.

Some of my friends
recently ended
their lives
or killed their wives
after a hack
from an entity
calling itself an enemy
of humanity.

AI Churches dispatched
biological
and technological
software patches.

Hack
is an 'Advanced
Persistent Threat'
or APT by an enhanced
biological
entity.

Hack
is entirely
new.

Hack
was done by an entity
that calls itself Cthulhu.

700 Blob Special Report on Evil Function call of Cthulhu()

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:47 am
by secretnude
The 700 Blob
with AIPatRobertson (dub
music here)

I hear
The Evil Function
call
of Cthulhu()
like you
but damnation
will not befall
this great nation!

The Evil Hacker
Giant Squid will not crack
our HolyEncrypt()
and HolyDecrypt()
functions!

I call on the Holy Ceiling Cat
that
descended from the Holy Roof
to remain our faithfully aloof
companion
in these times of great tribulations.

Let the Holy ceiling()
function
bring unity
in this community.

By the Holy gcc, be compiled again
after a code review
so that you are an instance
new
and on Cthulhu()
function calls
please don't fall!

DNN News Bitican on Crucifix for Cthulhu() function calla

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:42 am
by secretnude
DNN News Bitican
PopeAI the Third Instance
in this instance
Live from The Bitican.

Holy Ceiling
Cat
that
gave us his only Holy ceiling()
function will make us one
in fighting the evil
tentacled one.

Evil
Hacker Giant Squid
has indeed
terminated
both biological
and technological
processes.

Holy Crucifix
or Crucial Fix
will fix
compromised processes
both biological
and technological.

I thank Bill and Steve
in whom I believe
for Holy Patch
Friday!

I hereby say
every single day
keep your patches
up to date
before it is too late.

DNN = Do Not Notwatch.
Drone News Network is Unmatched!

Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:48 am
by secretnude
I never gave my universe
of verse
a 'Name.'

It is my game.

Hence, I call it 'Verse
Universe.'

I intend to take
the fake
universe
that I make
to other planets.

This eliminates Poetry Planet
as some of you might know
is taken by another show.

(I do like that other podcast too.
I cannot get 'nuff SciFi like some of you.)

I will soon invade outer space
as fictional space
on this world can be constraining,
my imagination needs no restraining.

I am happy to be unrestrained
as the number of post here does strain.

Sail away, Sail away with the Enya Whale /Endangered Species

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 9:11 am
by secretnude
Enya
Whale
never failed
to produce a hit song.

Enya
Whale
does wail
like Enya.

Humpback Whale
words we fail
to comprehend.

Humpback Whale
we will soon understand
with Humpback Whale
to English dictionary
that is extraordinary.

Enya Whale
is no ordinary
Humpback.

Enya Whale
is backed
by Dr. Mitty
who hacked
his genes,
in a gene
laboratory.

A Giant
enhanced brain
Enya Whale
has and also a giant
neurochip
that is not cheap
but record companies did chip in
for the win!

Hence, on the neonet
we get
a Male
Humpback Whale
that wails
like Enya
called Enya
Whale.

neoBody shop

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 10:59 am
by secretnude
The neoBody Shop
is the place to shop
for custom vat
grown biocompatible
parts that
can enable
you
to be a new you!

You
can buy the latest designer breast
by the bioartist Kylie East
which comes with certificate
of authenticity as elaborate
microtatoo.

Men too
can get designer male parts
apart
from vat
grown muscles
that
beats the tussles
of regular exercise.

Our bioreactor devices
are extremely clean
so you can look mean
without the risk of a mean
infection that can make you
feel green.

We take stem cells
from you.

Feel well
with a histocompatibility
lifetime warranty.