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Every time a timeline fixed New game is in the mix.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:21 am

I Love Playing Video Games
Since My Life Is Pretty Tame


I need lead armies into war!
Capture nations near and far.
Playing Civilization V makes me feel alive!
I can play it for hours and I don't feel sour.

Games of strategy keep me on my feet.
Playing them a lot makes me a bit leet.

CNC Generals and Tiberium wars,
I command units like tiny cars.
People look like ants on screen
Many units are camo green.

Red Alert is pretty cool,
Time travel is for fools!
Every time a timeline fixed
New game is in the mix.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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More than meets the eye? So I will never ever die!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:32 am

I Would Rather Be Living In the Future
In A Place Where We Do Not Suture

wounds since we have a healing beam
and things are not what they seem.

I want my floating city
and my robot kitty.

I want a flying car
and be able to reach a star.

I assimilate into the future society.
I will become a cyborg.
I will give up mortality
as my body does a reorg.

With the help of nanobots,
I will be transformed
into a human robot
almost like Transformers.

More than meets the eye?
So I will never ever die!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:44 am

Wow. How long you been saving these up?
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.

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I can write a poem in a blink.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:11 am

Two months or so I think.
I can write a poem in a blink.

I think really fast.
I have a vocabulary that can last,
until the end of time and the end of rhyme.

I am best in creative writing in high school so you know I am not a fool
who just drabble in drabbles.
I think internet exposure is sure worth the trouble.

I have not been published in a literary journal only a scientific one, a geek bar none!
I might write as if I could be a literary professional but on feedback it is conditional.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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A writer so seminal and germinal

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:25 am

I Write Poetry
As I Poet I Try


and removing the I
and the T makes
it spell poetry
don't you see?

I play with words,
It may be absurd
but haven't you heard
that I am not herd

like most people,
more like sheeple,
no originality,
more of same quality!

Call me lame
but I am not same!
I am an original,
so virginal!

A writer so seminal
and germinal
like the seed
from which Ideas breed

so vigorously like fecund rabbits
it is simply a very weird habit
to keep writing and fighting
my obscurity and my insecurities.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Wallet thin and belly fat, Starbucks did that!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:32 am

I Love Starbucks
Even If I Pay Big Bucks


for coffee I can brew
my wallet they do screw
so with ATM I withdrew
some money whew!

And I do drink
while I think
there is a link
to the ink

black coffee
so good
puts me
in the mood

to buy food
and goods
in the store
like before!

Once more
to even the score
a Venti Coffee Jelly
did fill my belly!

Coffee is very nice
even if it is iced
topped with whipped cream
it is a wonderful dream!

Wallet thin and belly fat,
Starbucks did that!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I Am a Virgin At Almost Forty, Just Like In The Movie

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:37 am

I Am a Virgin
At Almost Forty, Just Like In The Movie


of the same name, this is not a game,
I have not fucked a dame, so very lame!
Indeed I need to get laid, wearing plaid?
Naked is best, but I need some rest!

On matters of sexuality, I have to second guess unlike the rest.

I am a geek, to speak in science and in math
but on sexuality, I am lost and without a path,
no clue where to start, since dating is an art
I find hard to master, I will always have a disaster!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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So sad a life so bad!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:44 am

I Hate My Family
And I Hate A Homily


from my own mother
when to me listen
she does not bother
and tears glisten

in our eyes, we cry
so I wonder why
I cannot bear
my mom I swear

I never got to love
my mom, by Jove,
since as a kid abuse
I got a lot of use

of my patience
it ran out
my reticence
ran south!

Even today mom and I do not speak
even if we do get to peek
at each other's faces
we avoid each other's spaces.

So sad a life so bad!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I Hate My Birthday, What Is The Deal Anyway?

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:52 am

I Hate My Birthday
What Is The Deal Anyway?


It is just another day
to blow candles away
with things to say
and it will not stay.

People can be nice
feelings they put on ice
on that day, so fake
I hope to wake

from this dream!
I scream!
I hate this day!
Please go away!

Can we forgo this
I hate the ceremony
and I will notice
the great economy.

In both cash and love
of the latter of which I am starved
so badly I could die,
with a gunshot you know why!

I simply just cry!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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all pointless and random like a empty pen

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:58 am

I Am Barely Functioning


Rusty car that is needing
serious mechanical fixing
my body and mind you will find
in such a sorry state, you wait.

Guy who may want to die
taking pills for something that kills.
Depressed compared to the rest.
Cannot fly out of the nest.

Pathetically friendless, woes are endless,
family not understand, they I can't stand,
no lifetime mate at an age so late.
Having a dark heart filled with hate!

For this absurd world, so have you not heard,
all pointless and random like a empty pen,
when to write a poem you ken.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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shell to quell the smell of defeat, quite a feat

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:04 am

I Hate My Life

No wife, all strife,
my life, down a pipe,
drowned in tears,
filled with fears!

Do you hear, my dear,
I wish death is near!
Death, I don't fear,
I feel unendeared!

So what is the point
of living long
when every joint
will feel so wrong!

And your body and mind
will deteriorate, you will find
and accelerate with age
all sorts of corporeal damage.

Alone like a shellfish abalone
with a shell to quell the smell
of defeat, quite a feat,
and eat pride and have no ride
to a future, only sutures!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I bumble like a busy bee, can't you see

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:09 am

I love writing, it keeps me alive!
In creating, it makes me live
in another dimension, of creation
and tension of pretension

of being a artist, when I am a Scientist
by degree and my creativity is set free
by being my naked self on the internet
love that you like the poetry that you get

in these humble pages I bumble
like a busy bee, can't you see
but I do carry a sting along with a wing
and so I fly free with a certain swing

pointing out things had gone south
in my life full of strife.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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to see the yellow sun, such great fun.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:14 am

I Love the Colour Yellow
Since It Is So Mellow


like a star we call our sun
it could really so much fun
like the yellow submarine
so much better than green

or blue since it has a song
that we could all sing along
in a yellow cab we took
to a city to take a look

at the reflected yellow light
on the buildings, what a sight,
to look ,it is a great delight
at so much fancy of flight!

Up a flight of stairs
we climbed, on a limb,
to see the yellow sun,
such great fun.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Could poetry outlive me on this website it is chancy.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:20 am

I Am Getting Older And Wiser
But Maybe Not Nicer


I really am a grumpy old man
like a famous grouch in a can
in a show called Sesame Street
that could sometimes be sweet.

Unless, my patience you do try
and I could really make you cry!
Since life is short, please abort
annoyances, do not take chances!

If I die soon, like a popped balloon
or a like an exploding star so very far,
all a matter of degree of being free
to leave a legacy, hopefully fancy!

Could poetry outlive me?
On this website it is chancy!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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We should have been to Mars if we did not have all the wars.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:16 am

I Adore the Night Time Sky
and there is no reason why

I will not look up and wonder
at the darkened blue yonder.

I see the moon and stars
and they are extremely far
stars are Light years away

except our yellow sun
which takes the darkness away
and gives us so much fun.

I admire a clear starry night sky
and wonder why

with all of man's technology
we have a bad economy?

We should have been to Mars
if we did not have all the wars.

If only we had peace
we could all live in ease.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I have been programmed by a evil genius

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:27 am

I am A Bad Robot
But I Am Not Responsible For My Actions

as I have been programmed by a evil genius that had bad intentions.

I do not know how to feel since I was not programmed to.

I do not know how to deal with the damage that I do.

I cannot stop the rampage as I crush my programmed foes.
I am a drone, you know!

Military tries to damage my giant toes with missiles
that penetrate my armour and my toes separate.

My energy run low and I gradually slow.
I activate self destruct and blow.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I write such odes to joy for others to enjoy!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:34 am

I am Desperate To Connect
with Someone With Intellect


since I want a discussion
about things with passion
on things esoteric
since I am eccentric.

I am an acquired taste,
so do not run away in haste.
Please engage my mind,
since smart talk is hard to find.

I am a writer
of short poetry

Hacker of lyricality
and a writer of code
in my other mode.

In my humble abode,
I write such odes to joy
for others to enjoy!

Do not hesitate
to connect before its late.
I may decide to end my misery!
How is no mystery.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Strange potions, I don't drink but I do excessively think

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:41 am

I Have a Dark Side
And It, I Hide.


My life has a kind of duality,
I could have split personality!
So many secrets to hide and keep!
And my issues run really deep!

A strange Case of like that
of Dr. Jekyll and Mr . Hyde
but not as bad somewhat
unlike Formaldehyde.

Strange potions, I don't drink
but I do excessively think
and it lead to major depression
at least that is my impression.

And when I am so sad
since my life is so bad,
I always have me to blame,
since there is no other game.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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Try writing before subsequent faculty loss.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:56 am

I Write As a Form of Therapy
Since I Do Not See A Shrink
I do need Therapy,
that I think.

I am depressed and repressed.

I have my issues.
I need so much tissues.

My inner self,
I release into the ether piece by piece.

I love to write and it is a right to write
if you are literate and this I reiterate.

Exhibiting your mind is sexier
than a couple of naughty pics,
it shows you are smarter
than a country hick.

Try to be eloquent since there is no cost.
Try writing before subsequent faculty loss.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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I Am a Music Junkie And It Is Funky

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:36 pm

I Am a Music Junkie
And It Is Funky

Listen to Jazz
with such pizzazz.

I also play rock
all around the clock.
Around the block
and even just in my socks.

Listening to Classical
could be fantastical,
given Fantasia.

Such exotic sounds
could be found
on the radio,
like a music studio.

Electronica is neat
since it is a feat
of technology
of recent chronology.

New wave and pop
and recently hip-hop
are quite cool
and not old school.

Too many genre to list
in a poem so short,
so I must insist
to it is time to abort!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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