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Evil Twin..... so a guilty verdict on you they win?

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:55 pm

I was ready to testify against Tony Tenor
when the tenor
of my relationship with Law changed.

What changed
was I became a sex
offender
when I never offended
anyone sexually.

Girl I never met accused me of rape.

Police examined the alleged rape
victim
and found my DNA,
they say.

DNA
that Tony
could have planted in the victim.

Tony
could have also cloned me
or any one of the many Tony
clones
could have cloned me.

It is easy to make an evil twin
nowadays and win
guilty verdicts for crimes
that you didn't commit at any time.

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I am not the (Outcast) outlaw you are looking for... move on

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:50 pm

Being accused of a crime
in the offworld colony of Bor
that I didn't commit at any time
I did something that I abhorred.

I broke the law
to escape the consequences of the law.

I am a Jedi Brain Hacker
that used to be an executive on Terra
until a terrible
sequence of events stripped me of my hacking
skills.

It is hack
or be in jail or killed.

My will
to survive
is where I derive
my motivation now
to brain hack somehow.

I am an outlaw now
with hacking skills
that someday, I might use to kill.

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Jedi Brain Hackers must register or be a society (Outcast)

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:17 pm

I am Luke Codewalker
and I walked
away from society
that seems to think I have done impropriety.

I have a small Illegal Brain
Hack
School where I hack
into the brains
of my students
to transfer Jedi Code
skills for a fee,
you see.

Code
in Jedi
Brain
Programming Language my students
do.

If you are not careful my students
might practice on you.

Our Cyborg Federation
thinks we Jedi Brain Hackers
are too dangerous so registration
of Brain Hackers
was set up after I resigned from AppleMicrosoft
since my heart was too soft.

I intend to remain unregistered.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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(Alien) Tau Ceti Cetaceans in (Outcast) Jedi apprenticeship

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:48 pm

I took in a poor Tau Ceti
Cetacean
to my Jedi Brain Hack School for free
since you see
the Male
biped Whale
had lost all possessions in a meteor storm
and in his planet, being poor was the norm.

The Male
biped Whale
did inhale
a bit better
after I let nanobots
I bought
install a neurochip in his head
as the nanobots
were cheap and he is not yet dead.

I hope this apprenticeship
will soon bear fruit
as naval ships
in route
to various ports
would be a fair sport
to this amphibious dude
who swims nude.

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(Alien) Whale will make a fail boat to help an (Outcast)

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:18 pm

My apprentice Jedi Brain Hacker's
name is Dale
a Male
biped Whale
about Dolphin sized
with black eyes
and fins for feet
with an aptitude that is hard to defeat.

These creatures do have hands,
you understand
as most technological races
do grace.

Male
Whales
do have Penis slits
wherein their Penis fit
unless the
Male
Whale
need to mate
or ejaculate.

Hence, Dale
my Male
Whale
apprentice is mostly a nude
dude
but his slit
does seem to fit
enough to hide
his Male
Whale
equipment inside.

Dale, I think
can help me sink
Tony Tenor's ships that stink.
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(Alien) Male biped Whale said "I got the power!"

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:09 pm

I am Dale
a Male
biped Whale
with fins for feet.

I remember our race
close to defeat
as Kilrats promised to erase
us Tau Ceti
Cetaceans
from our seas.

You see
in Tau Ceti,
only hip
one percent Whales
have neurochips.

Cheapskate
Whales
make due with old hardware
that most wear.

I wear
my
only possession
and programming it was my
obsession,
a Driver's Smart Watch.

I took the Watch
with me
to the sea
to escape a meteor shower
that had power.

I got the power
now,
the power
to hack brains somehow
due to a cheap
neurochip.

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(Outcast) Hacker (Alien) Whale making a fail boat not float

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:12 pm

Dale
the biped Whale
as a Whale boy
used to enjoy
"He Whale and the Master Cetaceans"
as many Tau Ceti
Cetaceans did
as a kid.

He felt powerless like his poor Cetacean race
that was almost erased
by a race
of Space Cats
called Kilrats.

Dale
now has Jedi Brain hack skills
that could kill
and he
felt like "He Whale".

Dale
inhaled air
and prepared
to brain hack to kill
his Jedi Master's enemies at will
out at Bor's seas.

Bor's
Harbor Patrols
spotted a spotty
boat now out of control
and the boat
might soon not float.

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(Outcast) Viligante (Alien) Whale Brain Hack skill did kill

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:20 am

Terran offworld colony Bor's
Harbor
Patrols spotted boat
that now doesn't float.

Nice to have power
and the power
was inside my Whale Skull.
thought Dale
the lone Male Whale
survivor of his clan
after a meteor shower
killed most of his clan.

Now Dale
watched as many Tony clones
drowned all around.

Ship was a Tony clone
resurrection ship
owned by a Tony clone
in this neoMafia war zone.

Dale used his Brain Hack Whale
Powers for good like 'He Whale'
but illegally like the 'Whale Team'.

Many Tony clones
now sleep
with the fishes in the ocean deep.

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(Alien) Male Whale is curious 'bout Terran Females

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:52 am

Dale
biped Whale
with fins
for feet
had an epic win!

It was a great defeat
for the tormentors
of his Jedi Brain Hack mentor.

Luke who now looks
at the Whale Dale
as an equal partner in Luke's
campaign to obtain
revenge to avenge
the destruction of Luke's
reputation by an evil Luke clone
in this neoMafia war zone
in the Terran offworld colony of Bor
where life is never a bore.

Curious Dale the Whale
was indeed a Male
and Dale tried neonet 'Mental Porn'
to finally see female
Terrans as nude as the day they were born.

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My Sister is dating an (Alien) Male Whale for (Valentines)

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:35 am

Dale
a curious biped Whale
from Tau Ceti was a Male.

Trying neonet 'Mental Porn'
Dale the Whale
saw female Terrans
as nude as the day they were born.

Dale
the Whale
was surprised to be aroused without fail
as Curious Terran
Females
also ran
with this interspecies Brain to Brain sex
that was not hexed.

Dale hooked
with a Terran related to Luke
named
Leia who was game
with letting a prehensile alien d**k
more slick
than a Terran d**k
stick
in her private part.

However, apart
from issues of an interspecies pregnancy
that was unlikely
there was bestiality.
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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(Alien) Human hybrid out of a (Valentine's) day date

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:14 am

Unfortunately for Dale,
a curious
biped Whale
from Tau Ceti, a Male
and Leia, a curious
Human Female
an unlikely
interspecies pregnancy
was the result of their sexual intimacy.

Luke wanted to abort.

No clinical case
so far to report
of a successful case
of pregnancy carried to birth
between Aliens and Humans on Earth
and her numerous offworld colonies.

Bor
medicine is poor
to be sure
compared to the care
we could dare
to get on Earth
where almost every birth
is live
and very alive.

Leia on having a baby thus persist
and on a continued pregnancy insist.
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I need a drink, I think... (Alien) Human Hybrid

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:31 am

Fortunately for Dale,
a curious biped Whale
from Tau Ceti, a Male
and Leia, a curious Human Female
an unlikely interspecies hybrid live birth
in Bor an offworld colony of Earth
resulted from doing the 'thing'.

A happy Male Whale
father did sing
ethnic Whale songs
to a hybrid child that will neither belong
to Earth or Tau Ceti
as Luke joyously threw confetti
to celebrate.

Luke is secretly envious of Leia as
Luke is still secretly celibate.

Luke's self esteem really dropped.
Luke made a stop
at a bar and drank a jar
of beer to get some cheer.

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I hate (Valentine's) day and my Sister married an (Alien)

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:15 am

Severely depressed Luke
took a good look
at his drunk self at a bar mirror.

On the bar stage
did rage
a Rock Band called Rage.

Rage
and anger filled Luke head
as memories of female rejection
flooded ahead
before extreme dejection.

Why would Leia find an Alien so attractive?
Luke
asked himself
and answered it himself
that 'beauty is truly subjective'.

Luke
passed out on a bar stool
looking like a drunk fool
which Luke
was for this night
and Luke
was not going to fight
out a trip home alone.

Luke felt so alone
and Luke was alone.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Too many sad (Valentine's) days ahead

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:42 am

Luke felt so alone.
Luke was alone
in a galaxy teeming
with sentient beings.

What has come to pass
for Luke in the past
couple of years
I guess is depression
and fear
of rejection.

Luke didn't even try to date
and at any rate
what female of any species would date
a loser like Luke
given how dejected he looked.

Luke once again considered terminating
Luke's extremely frustrating
and pointless immortal existence
but Luke was held back by existential
angst regarding
death like in the question
posed by Hamlet,
'To be
or not to be?
That is the question'
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:12 am

Hi,
I wonder why
many of my drabbles turn inward
towards
examination
of existential topics.

I must have read
or listen to too much philosophy, I dread.

Yep, I am alone on Valentine's day
and I hate that day!

Same with any other holiday
you may name,
they are all the same.

Don't worry since as long as I am writing
my depression I am fighting.

Legacy of poetic writing
I do bequeath to this community.

I intend to continue writing
and fighting
until some unity
of form
and theme
in my poetic drabble scheme
is formed.
(not yet there)
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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Almost everything I have is gone... got myself a laser gun

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:03 am

Tony Tenor was losing his clones
left and right as his clones
fight in this neoMafia war zone.

War zone was littered with dead
clones that ate lead.

Clones that cannot resurrect
since their resurrection
ships are now wrecks.

Time isn't on Tony's side.
Tony felt a squeeze on both sides.

Besides
law enforcement
and neoMafia thugs
there is abandonment
by Tony's former thugs.

Weak and dejected
Tony also felt rejected.

Tony now thinks
he needs a shrink.

Off to mind meld
with Dr. Delphi as Tony held
his Laser gun at his side
and his pride Tony set aside.

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Terran Cyborgs mind meld

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:37 am

Dr. Delphi used wired Brain
Interface Device connection
to connect Brain to Brain
to her client Tony who had connections
to the Terran offworld colony Bor's
underworld that is never a bore.

Wired interface is to ensure client
privacy as there are no secure clients
that connect to the neonet
that can't get
hacked.

Wireless peer to peer
is out of the question if anyone is near
and can intercept
and interpret
wireless chatter
that to them matter.

After Melding with her client Tony
she felt like returning the money
that Tony paid.

Tony paid double
for Dr. Delphi's trouble.
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And now the end is near for an outlaw (Outcast)

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:04 am

Tony himself has resurrected
many times in many resurrection
ships that are now wrecks.

Wondering about consciousness
Tony became conscious
regarding this question
'Was he still the original Tony
or just another Tony clone
like Tony's
many Tony clones'.

What is it that turns gray matter
or silicon into conscious matter
and does the medium really matter?

Maybe, Tony thought
it would be better to escape
to the neonet ether so time
will be bought
as time
is not Tony's friend
since a Planet wide Tony
hunt on Bor is close to the end.

Will Tony Tenor meet his end?

### Finish the Story Your Way ###
a. Upload yourself to an illegal 'Heavenly Cloud'
were evil thugs like you are allowed.
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&p=46654#p46654

b. Stay physical until eventual capture.

c. Clone ad infinitum until your funds run dry
and your last copy dies.

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(Alien) Tau Ceti Cetacean Political Primer for Terrans

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:57 am

Tau Ceti
Cetaceans
elect
Whale Representatives to their
Whale Congress via Elections.

Selection of
Whale Representatives is an
Epic Fail as
Whale Electorate
never elects
Smart Whales.

Whale population also constantly wail
about lack of jobs and food.

Sometimes Whales
are in a mood
to revolt to remove a
Fail Whale President
like after the Meteor Shower
Whales had Whale Power.

Whale Power involves masses of
Whales surrounding the floating
Whale Presidential Palace until
Whale President cannot inhale air
and swear
to resign.

Whales can also design
a plan to remove a
Fail Whale President by force
with Military Force.

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Society Primer viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&start=620#p46580

Meteor Shower viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&start=620#p46584
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Fail Whale (Alien) Planetary Congress in Session

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:07 pm

Tau Ceti
Cetacean
House of Planetary Whale Representatives

Representative
of 4th District Ale
using his privileges speech
thus speaketh.

"Planetary Reconstruction
of Tau Ceti
after the Meteor Shower
Disaster
is quite slow
and Tau Ceti
just had a Whale Power
Revolution,
you know.

We need help from Terra
in our tongue 'walang pera'
is our state!

Terran
financial aid
can't wait"

Diplomatic channels to Terra
transmitted a Financial Assistance Request.

Financial Assistance Request
was granted as a loan
with interest rates that are overblown.

Terra might as well outright own
Tau Ceti
and with that some Cetaceans
might be happy.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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