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Re: Fail Whale (Alien) Planetary Congress in Session

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:45 pm

secretnude wrote:Tau Ceti
Cetacean
House of Planetary Whale Representatives

Representative
of 4th District Ale
using his privileges speech
thus speaketh.

"Planetary Reconstruction
of Tau Ceti
after the Meteor Shower
Disaster
is quite slow
and Tau Ceti
just had a Whale Power
Revolution,
you know.

We need help from Terra
in our tongue 'walang pera'
is our state!

Terran
financial aid
can't wait"

Diplomatic channels to Terra
transmitted a Financial Assistance Request.

Financial Assistance Request
was granted as a loan
with interest rates that are overblown.

Terra might as well outright own
Tau Ceti
and with that some Cetaceans
might be happy.
Yep, I am bilingual
and Filipino
as you now know.

I am not sure if there are bilingual
drabbles here.
I could be first again, I fear.

Walang Pera means No Cash.
I also wrote that piece fast.

I am not fond of the politics here.
I recently lost interest in voting, I fear.

I can rhyme without end in English
but not in my native tongue.

Hence I am rhyming here in English.

Don't expect a native tongue
or Tagalog Drabble
from me as I feel that the trouble
is no almost one here
could understand Filipino, I fear.
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enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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He Whale and the (Alien) Master Cetaceans

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:24 pm

I am Malakas,
Biped Whale Prince of Tau Ceti
Defender of Castle WhaleSkull.

When trouble comes to Tau Ceti
I raise my magic AntingAnting
and say something
like 'By the Power of WhaleSkull,
I am Powerful'!

Frightening lightning
thus transformed a
Biped Whale
into 'He Whale'
a Master Tau Ceti Cetacean
able to lord over land and ocean.

He Whale
had a friend
on whom he could depend
called WhaleAtArms
that had four arms
instead of two.

WhaleAtArms four arms
can indeed harm you.

He Whale now has to battle
SkeleWhale somehow,
who said he wanted
He Whale truly dead.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:48 pm

Malakas means strong
and AntingAnting is an amulet.

I hope there is nothing wrong
with letting more Tagalog words get
into fun little drabbles
like these that takes no trouble
for me to make
in between coffee breaks.

Weak races
in geopolitical terms do face
many
a crisis that is Alien to
a Superpower.

Aliens
called Tau Ceti Cetaceans
are a weak race
in my Universe of Verse.

He Whale's
proclamation that 'He is Powerful'
reverse a bit of inferiority complex that Terran superiority informs
and Cetaceans think is the norm.

Too bad this Hero Cetacean
is imported from Terra.
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(Alien) He Whale fights SkeleWhale

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:31 am

Master Biped Tau Ceti Cetacean
He Whale is indeed
very strong
and belongs
to both land and ocean.

He Whale swims
into action
in reaction
to a threat by SkeleWhale
who wailed,
'I will get you He Whale'

Battle was fought
with swords
and words
but it was absurd
as no one was truly hurt.

After the show
you know
they are all courteous and curt.

A silly reminder
at the end
of the show
you can depend
to see and
you know
it is a Cetacean Planetary Mandate
at any rate.

However, reminders
Cetaceans still hate
at any rate.
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Stealing an (Alien) magical thing called AntingAnting

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:19 am

Evil SkeleWhale
was always a Fail Whale
against He Whale
on whom he always wailed
'I will get you He Whale
then turn tail
as his finned feet
walks away from total defeat.

This time
SkeleWhale
wanted a different crime.

SkeleWhale
planned to take the magical thing
called AtingAnting
that gives He Whale
Superior Whale Abilities
and deprive He Whale
of his capabilities.

SkeleWhale
did spy
on the sly
on the good
Prince Malakas
who at last
was taking a shower nude
to deprive the Prince of He Whale
Powers for good.

With the AntingAnting stolen
the formula was broken.
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I got no (Alien) power?

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:11 am

Evil SkeleWhale
now had an epic win
against the finned
He Whale
as his sin
is to steal
something that is a big deal
a magical thing
called AntingAnting.

SkeleWhale
inhaled
and tried to assume
what we presume
to be He Whale abilities
and capabilities
by sticking to the script
that from the Prince he ripped.

SkeleWhale
thus wail
'By the Power of WhaleSkull'
but a transformation thus fail.

Maybe it was a decoy
that the Good Prince thus employed?

Unsure and disappointed
SkeleWhale appointed
his minions
in his evil dominion
to check if the AntingAnting
is the real thing.

### Story Options ###
a. AntingAnting is the real thing.
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&p=46672#p46672

b. AntingAnting is not the real thing.
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&p=46665#p46665
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Sometimes reality does not matter (Outcast) on Mars

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:25 am

My bare hand
touched my Bear friend
while I felt a Bear hug
coming soon
making my existence bearable
under the twin Martian moons.

What I assumed was an AR overlay
was finally, I say
revealed to be real today
when I finally instructed my AI
to finally let that feature die.

My cyborg brain
might already be insane
and gone down the drain.

I wondered if there are residual overlays
or actual hallucinations active today
as the feature turn off could be delayed.

Maybe it is best not to know
as I might lose a good friend, you know.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:56 am

A bit behind.

The bear is real (as far as it is possible to determine.)
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Laundering saved Bitcoins as an (Outcast) outlaw in code

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:42 am

I am Tony Tenor and I was on the run.
My clones are under the gun
of both the Bor Planetary Authority
and the neoMafia majority.

My funds are running dry,
I do not see why
existing as a disembodied conscious thing
is a bad thing
compared to jail
or a last clone copy fail.

I am on exile now in a neutral zone
away from both the Cyborg Federation
and Kilrat Dominion
as the last of my clones
are hunted down.

My time I will wind down
laundering Bitcoins I saved
while my brain on a server is saved.

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Kobayashi Maru

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:33 pm

Civilian Spaceship
called Kobayashi Maru
is feeling blue.

Kobayashi Maru
is to be blown into tiny bits
since it was a bit
off in its trajectory
leading to a possible tragedy
in the Kilrat Dominion
Cyborg Federation
Neutral Zone.

Neutral Zone
has to to be free,
you see
of ships
or else weapons might slip.

You are a Captain of a Federation Ship
and a distress call slipped
into your area of concern
as you learn
you are light minutes away
from Kobayashi Maru.

Today you do
have to view
risk versus reward
and medals you
can get as awards.

### Your Choices ###
a. Let them die as death is never final
unless brain backups are corrupt then final
death we can get.

b. Backup yourself to the galactic neonet
via FTL ansible link
then a strategy, do think
before exciting space battle we get.
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&start=700#p46684

### Drabble Links ###
Brain Backup viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&start=500#p46240
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(Alien) Human hybrid can't get a (Valentine's) date

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:30 pm

I am Gail.
I look like a woman whale.

I am a Tau Ceti
Cetacean
Human
Hybrid
and my menstruation, I want to rid.

Boys enjoy
girls but a hybrid like me,
you see
has trouble finding dates
which I really hate.

I escaped into the seas of Bor
to get some kelp
that my parents
abhor.

My parents
will insist I get professional help.

On Alien kelp,
I can't help
to defend
myself from male
Tau Ceti Whales
and these Whales
are failed Whales.

I am a pregnant teenage fail.

I am no different from those Whales,
I wail.

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Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:58 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:A bit behind.

The bear is real (as far as it is possible to determine.)
I will agree with your choice.
I chose
to make the story bearable
with a real friendly talking bear.

Transposing this story to reality
we really
don't know
if our friends
are real friends.

Sometimes it is better not to know
as the illusion is better than reality.

If reality
is your friends
in the end
will abandon you,
I would prefer
to defer
that end
so you have friends.

I sometimes wish I could hallucinate
a bear friend into existence
but take hallucinogenics
I will not on my doctor's insistence.

My brain tumor drug is already a bit hallucinogenic.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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continued from above....packet of 100 words

Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:23 am

If you are faced with a red pill
or a blue pill
unless you have a good reason
to abandon the illusion
of an existence in the Matrix
I guess you will not abandon
the Matrix.

The writers of Star Wars and the Matrix
had to give their heroes a reason
to point
off towards the point
of no return
so that a really good story we earn.

Some concepts like Cyborg PTSD,
you see
I got from the reimagined BSG.

Cylons dying
then resurrecting
just to die
again would make a cybernetic wreck
that is very hard to correct.
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(Outcast) Human (Alien) hybrid rape victim in sea, you see

Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:03 am

I am Gail, a 50% Tau Ceti Cetacean
and a 50% Human.

I am pregnant now.
I intend to carry this hybrid child somehow.

I ran away from home as I am scared,
scared
of being labeled a Fail
Hybrid Human Whale.

I am afraid my friends
in the end
are not real.

I also deal
with being a teenage rape
victim by Male Whales
who thought it was a jape
to use my body
while nobody
was around to protect me
in the deep sea.

In the deep sea,
I can be found
high on kelp,
I need help!

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(Alien) Fake AntingAnting is (Cursed!) Curse you He Whale!

Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:17 am

SkeleWhale
thus wail
'Supposed magical thing
called AntingAnting
that to He Whale
Superior Whale Powers bring
is not the real thing!

Can any of my minions
in my evil dominion
actually bring
the real AntingAnting
and not just any decoy
that the Good Prince employs'

Evil Minions
in Skelewhale's
Dominion
did their best
but failed at this test
of mettle
since He Whale
was there to settle
the score
just like before.

Decoy
soon deployed
a magic spell
that made SkeleWhale
wail
'Curse you He Whale,
your Fake AntingAnting
is making me sick,
I need see a witch doctor quick.

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(Alien) SkeleWhale wails at (Curse) making him look handsome

Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:43 am

SkeleWhale
was feeling very ill
and was fed living eels
as a magical cure
since to be sure
something slimy
might cure
this slimy
sinful
finned
biped critter.

However this evil critter's
was condition was critical
as SkeleWhale's
skull grew flesh
that is fresh
making him look less scary
and authority now he could less carry.

EvilLyn
had a grin
and said
'SkeleWhale,
you look less dead
with that fresh
healthy flesh
on your now more handsome male
Whale
head.

SkeleWhale,
you will really
turn Whale Female heads,
you really
look gorgeous drop dead'!

SkeleWhale
wailed,
'I rather look dead'!
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notion to withhold that (Alien)(Cursed) potion

Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:12 am

Due to a curse, biped SkeleWhale
looks less skeletal
now.

Somehow SkeleWhale's
grasp
on his minions
in his dominion
crumbled
and SkeleWhale
was humbled.

Evil folk
thought the name SkeleWhale
was a joke.

SkeleWhale
now wails
at He Whale
for making him an evil fail.

SkeleWhale
went to several Female
Witch Doctors
which refuse to Doctor
SkeleWhale's
less Skeletal
new look.

Witches actually took
interest in dating
and possibly mating
with this less Skeletal
SkeleWhale.

SkeleWhale
and regaled
at the notion
that the evil potions
should be withheld
until after with numerous females
SkeleWhale
has let his new body meld.
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(Alien) POW exchange with a brain change

Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:07 am

I am a Terran
spy for the Cyborg Federation
but my body in on stasis on Terra.

I displaced the consciousness
of an unconscious
Kilrat General on a battlefield
by fielding
injectable neurochip nanobots.

My army colleagues bought
us time while I was doing a peer
to peer
wireless brain swap as battle lines
moved in line
with our objective to capture
this Kilrat outpost
that posed
danger to some Federation Planets nearby.

I gained consciousness in my
new Kilrat body while nearby
was my
Robotic MedicAI
and I was a POW in a prisoner exchange
with a brain change.

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Still a human in an (Alien) body

Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:27 am

Recent Kilrat losses were heavy
it is with a heavy
heart that I bear that guilt,
the guilt
of causing so much permanent death.

Unlike the Cyborg Federation,
the Kilrat Dominion
doesn't have brain backups.

Without a backup
these poor sentient beings have only one life
despite being cat like in appearance.

Life
appears
to be good in Krat
the Kilrat
Planet.

Due to injuries my Kilrat
body sustained,
I am unable to obtain
a field command.

Spying, you understand
is hard if you have empathy
and sympathy
since I am still human
in a body that is not human.

### Drabble Links ###

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Terran spy in an (Alien) Cat like body enjoying Alien sex

Post by secretnude » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:52 am

My neurochip could be set in stealth
mode prior to health
checks to defeat medical scanners.

I am amazed at the resources planners
in the Kilrat High Command
do demand
for their giant military
in this greatly militarized
society.

Our Cyborg Federation Civil Society
would find revolting
to spend a lot more on fighting
wars than improving
standards of living
at home.

At my Kilrat home
away from my real Terran home
as a Terran Spy,
I do have sex with my Kilrat wife who has six
lovely feline breasts and has a sick
insatiable appetite for cat like sex.

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