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I Saw Iron Man And I Wish I Can

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:00 pm

I saw Iron Man and I wish I can

create a suit
able to withstand
hostile pursuit
and be grand
in appearance
but functional
like a lance
in weaponry
in technology
to augment
my biology.

I am a badass, deal with it!
and you can't beat me seriously

I am an overkill, with my iron will
and not an even match for you
with my power suit too!

I fire lasers from my wrist and missiles from my fist!

I can fly really high and soar up the sky!

I will defeat all my foes and overcome all my woes!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Single source and whole brewing parameters must control

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:16 pm

I am a Coffee Snob
and I am no slob

when it comes to beans
I want them mean
Single source and whole
brewing parameters must control!

Just to have a drink
and that I think
is not excessive
even if it is a bit obsessive!

I really love coffee and that I drink!
Addicted to caffeine, it helps me think!

Whole beans I mind to find then grind!

I place the grounds in unbleached filter
and let it percolate with cool water.

I prefer Arabica and Liberica to the common Robusta,
Such coffee varieties, I drink with much gusta!
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Really Big carnivores, be scared!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:27 pm

I Love Lions and Tigers
and Bears.

Really Big carnivores, be scared!
Big scary teeth are bared!
We might be just dinner,
in an encounter we are not the winner.

So quicken the pace
and with haste
run like in a reality TV race
with no time to waste!

Humans may have guns
but the big cats have fun
under the noonday sun
so hurry up, let us run!

No need to save face
in this contingency,
since this is an amazing race
with some urgency

or we are breakfast, dinner or lunch
and that is more than a hunch!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I Love Trees In No Small Degree

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:35 pm

I Love Trees
In No Small Degree


since I know Ecology
and Biology,
even if my degree
is in Chemistry.

An arboreal abode,
animals in tree mode,
it is in their genetic code
and so, I write this ode.

A Tree is free to see
so let them be,
since I swear the air
has been rather fair.

This is all free
due to the trees,
don't you see
they benefit you and me!

And I am not monkeying around!

The science is sound
and the forests are bound
to be burned to the ground
if policies are not sound!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I have to take pills or I could chill

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:47 pm

I Take Lots Of Medication
Which Is A Bad Situation


I wish I was well
but a Lie I can't tell
since I recently fell
on a dizzy spell!

So unfortunate
a side effect
of my meds of late
of bad effect!

I have to take pills
or I could chill
soon in a coffin
like a dead boffin!

Yes a boffin is a geek
like me, a freak
it is Brit not Greek
of which I speak!

I wish to die soon
at high noon
in a blue moon
in the hands of mafia goons
in a western saloon!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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as soon as I am alone my clothes are gone

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:57 pm

I Am Comfortable With Showing A Lot Of Skin
As Long As It Is Not My Kin


I choose to be nude
but my family is a bunch of prudes
so as not to be rude,
I do not disrobe in front of family
otherwise they lose their sanity!

But as soon as I am alone
my clothes are gone
and when I go to a spa on my own,
in wet areas, I drop my gown.

In an anonymous crowd,
being nude is not loud,
if the rules do allow it,
why not dare to bare and flaunt it!
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Yoda was right, Pen has might!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:06 pm

I Want People to Share Their Poetry
Yoda Says, There Is No Try!


Just do or do not!
Such wise words
is not absurd,
just give it a shot.

What do you have to lose
if you choose
to share
your poetry with care!

Do not be shy!
Do not just try!
Yoda was right,
Pen has might!

Use the Force of your intellect!
Celebrate and elevate!
Let creative juices flow,
and put up a show
by writing poetry
that has geometry.

I am not square!
I do not care
if my poems you don't like,
I hold the mike.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation."

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A Laser Sword is Ninoy's word!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:15 pm

I Lived In Manila
And It Is Such A Thrilla!


Ali Mall says it all!
Ali had a victory
in this geography
says my memory.

Killa and a Thrilla
and a Chilla,
Ali got the gorilla
in Manila!

I remember
the 21 of September
and living under
martial law,
just like Marsha's law!

Eventually we
break free,
like the sons that
fight and fill
all the earth
in a mecha show!

Like Voltes V, we unite,
we peacefully smite,
the dictator on EDSA.
A Laser Sword
is Ninoy's word!

Now this poem must end
but on Manila I forever depend.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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I am frail and my body is a epic fail!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:20 pm

I am Going To Build Muscle
Like A Mussel
a bivalvia mollusca in Scientia nomenclatura zoológica

Exercising away, scientifically since I been weak in reality.

I hate exercise since I am no good, in group sports in my neighbourhood.
I am frail and my body is a epic fail!

Too many doctors for diseases with so many factors.
It has been several years living with a tumour and that is not just a rumour.

I gradually build muscle, day by day and hope to keep other illness away
even if I am already sick and a cure is never quick.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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a Cow that lost its udder, an utter catastrophe!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:42 pm

The Fox had a new guest on Fox and Friend,
a Cow that lost its udder, an utter catastrophe!


The Cow can now talk too, even to me and you
and interview was cool no special effects to fool
the viewers of the show, only talk you know!

The Cow said the aliens came in a colourful UFO with a laser beam light show!
Aliens abducted them with a beam of light, so very bright!
The Bovines were unable to put up a fight and stayed in the ship, so hip, until daylight.
Subjected to medical experimentation, torment and damnation.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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A new animal rights activist, a talking cow!

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:59 pm

The Alien abducted talking cow, has somehow has got new udders a silicone implant,
installed by a vet after the hostile aliens it met took out its natural udders, you see,
an utter catastrophe!

Cow now insist to be addressed as a she, since the udders do enhance her femininity.
A talking Cow, now somehow, gives a voice to the Bovines in farms, subject to harm.

A new animal rights activist, a talking cow!
She called for an end to the mass genocide of her species for food, no good and it placed burger chains in a very bad mood.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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the talking Pug is quite pugnacious

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:24 pm

Burger chains are now in pain from a talking Cow on Fox somehow.

Artificial meat grown in vats are now the new fad, Cow is glad.

Kids show now, somehow have actual talking animals, so cute,
I wish, I had them in my youth!

The talking Cow and talking the Fox are now joined by a talking Dog who walking in the twilight when bright lights drew near and aliens came here.

Enhanced by aliens, the talking Pug is quite pugnacious in an interview regarding the alien captors.
The Pug wished a F22 raptor did intercept the UFO, you know!
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pug now a pugnacious military consultant

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:40 pm

The pug said the aliens aim to invade our planet very soon and there is a large UFO fleet behind the moon.

The pug only escaped to tell this tale, by playing nice and wagging its tail and giving the aliens a puppy dog look, all quite by the book!

Hence the pug now a pugnacious military consultant, eagerly awaiting the coming war, even if it may still be far even in dog years.

He does help stroke fears and the US Congress did increase the Pentagon budget, lest we regret a military defeat from the steadily growing alien fleet.
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Re: I Wish Animals Could Talk and What Would The Fox Say

Post by Varda » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:51 pm

Whoops, I missed this one in the merge! I'll move it over now.

ETA: All of Secretnude's poetry threads should now be merged into one topic. Secretnude, I don't want you creating any new threads for poetry or bumping old threads for the purpose of writing more poetry, as it's constituting forum spam. This is the last time I'm going to ask. Thanks for understanding!
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The US space program is now critical to global defence.

Post by secretnude » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:00 pm

The US space program is now critical to global defence.
Citizens are no longer on the fence on space defence.
US builds a weaponized space shuttle with lasers and nukes and Russia and China too are taking a look at adding guns to the space stations to help protect all of Earth's nations.
Meanwhile the Fox does interview the US President for her view on the Alien threat and other recent events like the melting polar caps and her Twitter in ALL CAPS.

NASA budget also got a bump and Richard Branson also jumped at a weaponized space plane program.
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My crime Is to post Almost most Guilty, I plead

Post by secretnude » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:01 am

Wow too strange to fit in even here...
I always had that fear
I already exhausted existing poetry
You do not have to fear any more from me
So you say one or two a day
I might just do that anyway

I am pretty strange you do see
In verse I do converse
Unlike most folk
And this is not a joke

So you have a weird poet boy
I play with words like a toy
It is so easy to rhyme
My poems are not worth a dime

My crime
Is to post
Almost most
Guilty, I plead
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
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"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:02 am

Not too strange to fit in here.
Simple volume can be overwhelming. We are not used to people posting as much as you.

If Algernon Sidney is Dead can learn to swim these waters without care, surely you can too!

I've enjoyed some of these rhymes, but simple volume prevents me from commenting. :-)

(Damn, I was almost trying to make all that rhyme in my head!)
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by strawman » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:44 am

When Tom turns to rhyming,
what curious timing!
I'd worry that you
Got the secretnude flu.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:09 am

tbaker2500 wrote:If Algernon Sidney is Dead can learn to swim these waters without care, surely you can too!
Most vociferously, I do cuss!
Peeling my carcass from the asphalt
Didja get the number of that bus?
And please keep Baker from the rock salt! :roll:


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