I love the tattoo one! I have a a large foot tattoo and the stupid crap I hear about it!
"Did it hurt?"
Why no, that's why my foot swelled to the ankle for 3 days
"Well there goes your management position"
Because I inspire to be a manager at a flip flop store.
"What will your work say?"
Stores sell socks, genius.
"What will the nursing home say when you are 90?"
I'm sure when they are changing my diaper they'll care about what is on my foot.
You can't keep a soul in a box. You gotta wear it proud. It's gotta be yours, not someone else's. -Sing