Mr. Varda: "So, the Mongolian Deathworm's mouth is basically a giant anus."
Varda: "Don't you mean a 'Bono-hole'?"
Mr. Varda: "..."
Varda: "Oh wait, the Bono-hole is where it lives
. That'd be the hole you carve on top to remove all the seeds."
Mr. Varda: "Anyway, we should give it a name."
Varda: "Oh! Oh! We should call it 'Heather'!"
Mr. Varda: "Why?!"
Varda: "What do you mean, 'why'? You've heard that episode, right?"
Mr. Varda: "...no."
Varda: "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!"
Anyway, he's heard the episode now.
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