Dog and Man at Yale

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Dog and Man at Yale

Postby strawman » Sat May 03, 2014 11:59 pm

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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 04, 2014 12:25 am

Cute.
Point?

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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby strawman » Sun May 04, 2014 12:00 pm

Gotta have one?

Well...
Does this remind anyone of the shroud of Turin?
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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 04, 2014 1:12 pm

strawman wrote:Does this remind anyone of the shroud of Turin?

What, you mean faked too?

You do realize this is photoshopped?

Notice the lack of wrinkles in the dog's alleged sweater? The smaller human face is also slightly off in: size, alignment, and orientation for the dog's body.

Finally, take the smaller human face, re-enlarge it slightly (about 25%) and then position it over the man's face. It's a perfect pixel match (accounting for the re-enlargement sample error). No variance in texture, shading, contours or alignment.

Thoroughly fake.

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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby Varda » Sun May 04, 2014 8:55 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Cute.
Point?


Perfectly and spectacularly off-topic. 10/10, Strawman!
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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby strawman » Sun May 04, 2014 10:24 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
strawman wrote:Does this remind anyone of the shroud of Turin?

What, you mean faked too?

You do realize this is photoshopped?

Notice the lack of wrinkles in the dog's alleged sweater? The smaller human face is also slightly off in: size, alignment, and orientation for the dog's body.

Finally, take the smaller human face, re-enlarge it slightly (about 25%) and then position it over the man's face. It's a perfect pixel match (accounting for the re-enlargement sample error). No variance in texture, shading, contours or alignment.

Thoroughly fake.


You must realize that "speculative fiction" is just a nicer way of saying "fake"?
So I prefer to call the picture speculative fiction.
And, admittedly, pointless.
But cute, you've got to admit.
Because you already did.
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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 04, 2014 11:46 pm

Ah, but speculative fiction doesn't pretend to be legit fact (Well, unless it's on the campaign trail or coming from Jon Stewart's mouth).

That's just not right.

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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby Varda » Mon May 05, 2014 2:04 am

Thanks, ASID! I'll be far less AWOL starting later this week, when I can finally stop treading water and get back to having a little fun now and then. :)

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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby strawman » Mon May 05, 2014 2:51 am

Tell me if it makes you think of Teddy Bears and Tea Cups.

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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 05, 2014 3:06 am

Bah. They're just all trying to make sense of the latest Microsoft End(ing) User License Agreement. :?

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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby tbaker2500 » Mon May 05, 2014 4:59 am

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Re: Dog and Man at Yale

Postby Varda » Mon May 05, 2014 8:38 pm

strawman wrote:Tell me if it makes you think of Teddy Bears and Tea Cups.

Thanks for that, Varda.

Dead on, Strawdude! Life imitates art. 8)
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