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Mongolian Deathworm (Just Another Lonely Night) - Lyrics

Postby normsherman » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:26 pm

Mongolian Deathworm
Why can't I find you?
I wish that someone up above would show me a sign
Cuz you're everything to me, and I know that I will never be free
from your beautiful bloated cylindrical body, buried in my dreams

Mongolian Deathworm
Where are you hiding?
Underground or in the minds of men?
Do you drip acid from your tongue, do you flick lightning from your bum
Do you leap from the sand, every now and then, and apprehend an unattended wandering Mongolian?

Did you know they called me worm-boy back in Wiggleswick Community College?
Did you know I've spent my whole life trying to find you?
Did you know that I'm allergic to soy, did you know I've got hemorrhoids?
And just like them, I'm always right behind you.

And it's just another lonely night here in Mongolia
It's just another broken-hearted dreamer dreaming dreams too big
Just another life for nothing, just another hand the Universe is bluffing
Just another lonely night, here in Mongolia
Here in Mongolia

Mongolian Deathworm
I've never seen you
But there are occasional peasants and farmers that claim you're real
and that you ate their pets and children, and all their golf courses are ruined
cuz you dig tunnels in the 9th hole putting green, gettin par 3 seems to be just a pipe dream fantasy

Deathworm,
It's time to stop running
So why don't you take a little chance on me?
I'll saddle you up like John Wayne, and mount your glistening membrane
ride off into the sunset, segmented sillouette, clingin to your rings singin hiho giddyup!

Did you know I got a deathworm tramp stamp covering my lower back just above the booty crack?
Did you know I'd give anything just to see you?
Did you know I'm a Sagittarius? Just like Mariah Carey is?
she said it best, you're ever gonna shake me, cuz ooo deathworm, you'll always be my baby
do do do do
"Give us all some Jelly"

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Re: Mongolian Deathworm (Just Another Lonely Night)

Postby potatohamster » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:44 pm

This was just AHHH-MAZING! Reminded me a bit of Russell Brand as Aldous Snow :lol:
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Re: Mongolian Deathworm (Just Another Lonely Night)

Postby StalinSays » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:21 am

potatohamster wrote:This was just AHHH-MAZING! Reminded me a bit of Russell Brand as Aldous Snow :lol:


I got the exact same vibe.
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Re: Mongolian Deathworm (Just Another Lonely Night)

Postby potatohamster » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:33 am

Old as Ancient Skies
I've had these wondering eyes
But you took me by suprise when you let me insdide of you

Inside of you
Inside of you
There's got to be
Some part of me
Inside of you

Haha! OMG LOVE IT! *sings song stuck in head!* :shock:
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Re: Mongolian Deathworm (Just Another Lonely Night)

Postby strawman » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:45 pm

potatohamster wrote:Old as Ancient Skies
I've had these wondering eyes
But you took me by suprise when you let me insdide of you

Inside of you
Inside of you
There's got to be
Some part of me
Inside of you

Haha! OMG LOVE IT! *sings song stuck in head!* :shock:


I do believe Norm should redo the song with Bono singing those lines to the MDW.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Mongolian Deathworm (Just Another Lonely Night)

Postby Beth Peters » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:27 pm

Ok, this song is in my "favorites" itunes playlist set on shuffle, and I think I've heard it maybe 25 times since December, usually just as background music while I'm cleaning or something.
So then I just realized today that the "doo doo doot doo" part right after the hilarious Mariah Carey line is actually the doo doo doot doo part from Always be my Baby too. I had never noticed because the chords underneath are so different from the real Mariah Carey song.
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Re: Mongolian Deathworm (Just Another Lonely Night)

Postby tbaker2500 » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:50 pm

Wow, it seems like Norm knows Mariah Carey songs a little too well...
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Re: Mongolian Deathworm (Just Another Lonely Night)

Postby strawman » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:20 pm

Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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