Why can't I find you?
I wish that someone up above would show me a sign
Cuz you're everything to me, and I know that I will never be free
from your beautiful bloated cylindrical body, buried in my dreams
Where are you hiding?
Underground or in the minds of men?
Do you drip acid from your tongue, do you flick lightning from your bum
Do you leap from the sand, every now and then, and apprehend an unattended wandering Mongolian?
Did you know they called me worm-boy back in Wiggleswick Community College?
Did you know I've spent my whole life trying to find you?
Did you know that I'm allergic to soy, did you know I've got hemorrhoids?
And just like them, I'm always right behind you.
And it's just another lonely night here in Mongolia
It's just another broken-hearted dreamer dreaming dreams too big
Just another life for nothing, just another hand the Universe is bluffing
Just another lonely night, here in Mongolia
Here in Mongolia
I've never seen you
But there are occasional peasants and farmers that claim you're real
and that you ate their pets and children, and all their golf courses are ruined
cuz you dig tunnels in the 9th hole putting green, gettin par 3 seems to be just a pipe dream fantasy
It's time to stop running
So why don't you take a little chance on me?
I'll saddle you up like John Wayne, and mount your glistening membrane
ride off into the sunset, segmented sillouette, clingin to your rings singin hiho giddyup!
Did you know I got a deathworm tramp stamp covering my lower back just above the booty crack?
Did you know I'd give anything just to see you?
Did you know I'm a Sagittarius? Just like Mariah Carey is?
she said it best, you're ever gonna shake me, cuz ooo deathworm, you'll always be my baby
do do do do
"Give us all some Jelly"