There's more than one way to fleece a sheep.
Between Kickstarter and the upcoming Sally Struthers weepathon release, I believe the starving children will gladly be signing over their monthly checks in no time. Give a child a squid, and you have fed him for a day. But teach a child to compose a proper Nigerian spam scam, and you have fed the entire village, (once they get internet service).
If only DC could institute a Pledge Month, like PBS, where instead of selling $10 CDs, you could give them away for free to anyone who pledges $50. For a $100 pledge, you also get a DC coffee mug with the message, "I got mugged by Norm Sherman". Get Bo and ROU and Tom to do guest spot testimonials with the phones ringing in the background, and threaten not to stop until you meet your goal. These could be released as individual 45 second DC podcasts so everybody's podcatchers would automatically download them every day.
And those are just my legal ideas.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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