Old, stray twits
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Old, stray twits
Mel looked at the stuffed squid from Ikea and smiled. Her parents bought it for her. Dad Let's name it Norm. Mom: Sherman?
Where the Sun Don't Shine
The moral of the story is never travel the dark side of Gliese 581c on foot. They can smell you and they are faster than you.
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I don't have a twitter so i'm posting this here
“I gotta’ find a better job” thought the beaten up henchmen.
Re: I don't have a twitter so i'm posting this here
sorry but I really wanted to post this and I don't know how to use twitter. Sorry.
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Re: I don't have a twitter so i'm posting this here
just post it on the 5000 page Twit-Fic thread... The one with 4000 pages of twit-fics by Algernon Sydney is Dead.
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Yup. (This thread is locked for redundancy.)
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The Thinker
“I’m trying to think!” Millie moaned.
“If you have to make that face, you must be stupid,” her brother retorted. “You look like you’re in pain just from the effort.”
“I… I…” the powers of speech were lost to her as her face turned red, then purple. Her eyes began to bug out, showing far too much white.
“Stop thinking, Millie!” He cried in desperation.
But it was too late, as her head swelled like a gory balloon, veins popping, blood pouring down her face until the pressure of thought became too great and her brain splattered against the walls.
“If you have to make that face, you must be stupid,” her brother retorted. “You look like you’re in pain just from the effort.”
“I… I…” the powers of speech were lost to her as her face turned red, then purple. Her eyes began to bug out, showing far too much white.
“Stop thinking, Millie!” He cried in desperation.
But it was too late, as her head swelled like a gory balloon, veins popping, blood pouring down her face until the pressure of thought became too great and her brain splattered against the walls.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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-Dr. Seuss
Re: The Thinker
Good thing thoughts aren't carbonated.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: The Thinker
oops- this should be in the drabbles- I'm reposting it there.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr. Seuss
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