The dispute claimed many lives -- including all 15 of Obama's Supreme Court Justices. But, after Portland was gassed, Sarah and Barrack agreed to a bake-off, winner take all.
Sarah produced a splendid array of cakes, pies, bread, and cookies.
Obama's cooking czar produced... Screams! "What the hell is that?! Run for your lives!"
After the mutant, cheesy "Boss Monster" was contained, Obama admitted, "Our experts determined that yeast's nucleus was an unnecessary expense. They engineered a bacterium for us to bake
with."
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Blame this one on Phenopath.

Phenopath wrote:Eric, surely you are aware of the three 'contentious' topics on the forums; god (yea or nay), Palin vs Obama and yeast.
I pity the fool who combines all three in one drabble.