AND THE WINNER IS....
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AND THE WINNER IS....
HELLCAT
Final Tally:
Hellcat
1,297
PAINGUIN
1,289
Gatorage
1,272
Final Tally:
Hellcat
1,297
PAINGUIN
1,289
Gatorage
1,272
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Its going to be HELLCAT! 

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So I've been so busy I haven't had the chance to get in on the smack talk. So let me condense it all in one statement: Gatorage rules. Hellcat isn't bad. PAINGUIN is hopelessly outclassed.
I mean, seriously -- Morgan Freeman is going to be narrating about Velasquez' smoldering body by the time this one is over.
The fight between Gatorage and Hellcat? Much closer. But I still give the edge to Gatorage.
Of course, none of this matters. The vote will go for the charismatic and unsuited member of this fight, as it did in last year's elections.
I mean, seriously -- Morgan Freeman is going to be narrating about Velasquez' smoldering body by the time this one is over.
The fight between Gatorage and Hellcat? Much closer. But I still give the edge to Gatorage.
Of course, none of this matters. The vote will go for the charismatic and unsuited member of this fight, as it did in last year's elections.
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Ha, podcast is finally up, not that there's much time to sway anyone anyways, not that any one of you can probably be swayed at this point.
Pins and needles here. Go Hellcat! Join the Megabeast Women for Pussy campaign! Even if you're a dude! I'm off to go harass everyone on Facebook chat at the moment...
Pins and needles here. Go Hellcat! Join the Megabeast Women for Pussy campaign! Even if you're a dude! I'm off to go harass everyone on Facebook chat at the moment...
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Yay! One of us! One of us!
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It's 12:06... no winner??


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LOL, I'm not the only one waiting up!
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However it ends up Moonowl, still friends? I mean, a cat and a penguin supporter can be friends, can't they?
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Tallyidge? Not sure what to tell ya folks.
Gut is saying PAINGUIN though
Gut is saying PAINGUIN though

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I pulled a lot of puzzled friends into voting! Go Byrd!
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HEY! At 12:00 EST Hellcat was winning. That's when Bo said it was over! No counting of floating chads after midnight!!!!!
No really, of course we are good. I love you wackos.
Plus I get to hear myself be an ass on the call in for the podcast.
I enjoyed confusing the heck out of everyone I know. "Click on this website. What is it? um..."
Plus I got to imagine you all doing the same.
Spread weirdness and mass confusion. It's all good.
Only after ya lose bitch.tbaker2500 wrote:However it ends up Moonowl, still friends? I mean, a cat and a penguin supporter can be friends, can't they?

No really, of course we are good. I love you wackos.
Plus I get to hear myself be an ass on the call in for the podcast.
I enjoyed confusing the heck out of everyone I know. "Click on this website. What is it? um..."
Plus I got to imagine you all doing the same.
Spread weirdness and mass confusion. It's all good.
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I updated the first post. No hanging chads, just one late Bo.
Also, I am as surprised as anyone. Cock was a croc. I told you guys women's suffrage was a bad idea!
Also, I am as surprised as anyone. Cock was a croc. I told you guys women's suffrage was a bad idea!
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WooooWoooot!
Bo, its OK you are late. I know you are trying to stay warm up in your igloo. Just the heat of your router keeping you alive...
Bo, its OK you are late. I know you are trying to stay warm up in your igloo. Just the heat of your router keeping you alive...
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It's 12:40 EST The natives are getting restless. Usually this raises suspicions of fraud.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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StalinSays wrote:. I told you guys women's suffrage was a bad idea!

God, Adam is gonna get really cocky now. He's called every beast win in history thus far aside from one. Thought it would be two after tonight.
Woohoo! King of the beasts, King of the Megabeasts, a worthy addition to the Hall of Bad-ass Made-up Animals
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StalinSays wrote:HELLCAT
Final Tally:
Hellcat
1,297
PAINGUIN
1,289
Gatorage
1,272
This makes me proud of America.
One day he will look into what a ‘stigmata’ really is; for now, it is his trump card for getting out of work. He simply says ‘stigmata’ and they say ‘shit, hope you feel better soon.’ End of story.
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That's okay. Let him have his little victories. The "Make A Wish" Foundation didn't answer his letters about wanting to see the Scissor Sisters live, so at least he has this. We never know when that Iron Reaper is going to come acallin'. We...never...know.normsherman wrote:StalinSays wrote:. I told you guys women's suffrage was a bad idea!![]()
God, Adam is gonna get really cocky now. He's called every beast win in history thus far aside from one. Thought it would be two after tonight.
Woohoo! King of the beasts, King of the Megabeasts, a worthy addition to the Hall of Bad-ass Made-up Animals
One day he will look into what a ‘stigmata’ really is; for now, it is his trump card for getting out of work. He simply says ‘stigmata’ and they say ‘shit, hope you feel better soon.’ End of story.
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Oh well, I guess we lost the ballot-stuffing contest, unfairly and unsquarly.tbaker2500 wrote:I pulled a lot of puzzled friends into voting! Go Byrd!
Now I must get to work on the Eulogy for a PAINGUIN.
Grats, Hellcat. I guess.
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"Delicious" should be used in it someplace.ROU Killing Time wrote: Now I must get to work on the Eulogy for a PAINGUIN.

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Lol.moonowl wrote:"Delicious" should be used in it someplace.
I actually am feeling bad for PAINGUIN. I was in the middle of coming to terms with his winning and now I'm torn by it. It's like a movie where the bad guy wins/good guy dies at the end.
Oh wait, that'd be awesome.
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