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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Ranger Yoda » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:07 am

As of late the fragrance I told you about coming from the neighbor’s garage seems as if to say “Tio Eddie is in the freezer”

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Post by Ranger Yoda » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:14 am

A Mongolian Death Worm Hoodie! Where did you say you got it? Why not bastard! Maybe I misunderstood, might be the syntax.

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Post by TheJebi » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:43 pm

I stumbled back into the domain of the weirdos, and survailed my suroundings. Much had changed, and yet all was the same.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”

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Post by dreamrock » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:53 pm

:lol: 'Tis an auspicious return. Welcome back!
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He Who Smelt It

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:30 am

"The most precious possession that ever comes to a man is a woman's heart."
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Post by TheJebi » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:19 am

The huntsman gave a box to the queen. Eagerly she opened it, wrinkling her nose at the stench.

"This... is not her heart."
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”

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Post by Phenopath » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:34 pm

The fantasist lived with his mother and liked Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast. Every day he rode the centipede to work.
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Post by nowicki1283 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:15 pm

The Bob Triology:



Bob the narcissist stared at his new neural reprogrammer with reverence. Now they would all know the glory of being Bob!


The all-against-all-out war of the Bobs was at an end. The only survivor stood victorious atop the rotting pile of Bobs.


Alas he was lonely; in the end tending the cloning vats was his only joy. History runs in cycles or so say the Bobstorians.

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Post by strawman » Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:07 pm

nowicki, I salute you.

So many people fantacize: 'Harmony would come if everyone were me.'

They never consider that the 'glory of being Bob' is no glory in a world packed with Bobs. The only solution: They must die.

Ah, but what then about the narcssism? He must follow his bliss: Bobs.

A brilliant triple play. Perhaps Norm would do us the honor...
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:52 am

"Yellow dye?"
"Check."
"Black dye?"
"Check."
"Pollen?"
"Check."
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"Gentlemen, it’s time for Plan Bee."
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Post by strawman » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:02 am

BoohiZZZ
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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A Farmer Only Gets So Lonesome

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:19 am


But if I should lose your love, dear,
I don't know what I'd do.
Guess I'd muddle through,
until I find another ewe.
Ewe two.

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Post by strawman » Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:05 pm

Ode to Dolly, by Bono.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Post by nowicki1283 » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:34 pm

Thank you Strawman! it's been a while since I have put out a twitfic with a message; glad it was noted and enjoyed.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:49 pm

Ditto that.

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Jim beat Bob? (Or who's "Jack"?)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:54 pm

Jim's virus was a success; everyone was transmuted to his clones; the world would be perfect!
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Luchador and Order

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Replacing the police force with luchador wrestlers made robbing banks twice as entertaining.

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Yellow Propellent

Post by Undervoice » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:52 pm

The Pug missed the hydrant as he lifts off the ground.
"It's raining like dogs and men"
the cat mused as she reset gravity.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:34 pm

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Post by LizPennies » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:31 pm

"Fine, which came first then, the chicken or the egg?" He thought for a second, "Either way, my answer is still protein."
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