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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:42 am

Oh, Hell. Now we go full circle to that "We are stardust" (on Angel dust) guff of half a century ago?! :? :roll: Damn Hippies. I knew we should've killed em all in 'Nam.

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A goodly chunk of your atoms never saw the inside of a star. Odds are, none of them well ever be in a star again. (After passing through gazillions of: vacuoles, roots, kidneys, and bowels; your remains will eventually grow cold and dark, in a dead black void. Good times! :P )
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by PureChance » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:16 am

Now now, don't be misleading, it wont be that bad, his remains will merely grow tepid and dark; yay for heat death :)
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Post by strawman » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:38 pm

Munsi's remains will be relatively cold, until AGW turns Canada tropical. Then it will be quite pleasant.
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Post by munsi » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:34 pm

my remains will be reanimated through cybernetics (it's in my living will) and sent to terrorize the city

....i won't return to the heart of a star until the big crunch.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:38 pm

munsi wrote:my remains will be reanimated through cybernetics (it's in my living will) and sent to terrorize the city

....i won't return to the heart of a star until the big crunch.
The city of Portland joyfully awaits your cybernetic onslaught, Munsi...
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:41 pm

Heat death or universal yo-yo. The jury's still out on that one. Depends if they find dark matter. Only the shadow knows.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:42 pm

vburn wrote:It's not the crash landing, violent natives, or even the slow suffocation of the alien atmosphere I mind. It's just you.
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:41 pm

I’d planted corn on the sun, cause the sun’s good for plants.
That new ring of asteroids ‘round it? Giant popcorn. My bad.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:12 pm


As I stood over my "Dear Friend" Raymon's grave, I had no idea that the last ritual component of zombie-making was urine.



Alternate title: "Around zombies, Be careful what exposed skin is in grabbing range."
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Post by strawman » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:45 pm

Only works if you're getting rid of the beer you drank with the 'deceased' within the last hour.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:05 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
As I stood over my "Dear Friend" Raymon's grave, I had no idea that the last ritual component of zombie-making was urine.



Alternate title: "Around zombies, Be careful what exposed skin is in grabbing range."
This reminds me of the story of the too Irish drinking buddies who promised to pour a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over the grave of whoever went first...

"I'm sure old Paddy wouldnae mind if I ran it through me kidneys first..."
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:15 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:This reminds me of the story of the too Irish drinking buddies...
My dear sainted mother says any Irish is too Irish. :wink:
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:23 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:This reminds me of the story of the too Irish drinking buddies...
My dear sainted mother says any Irish is too Irish. :wink:
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AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by melliema » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:37 pm

New here, thought I'd introduce myself with a Twabble.
Terrible stage-fright.

God had cancelled Armageddon again: "busy creating humanity 2.0."
Bah! Satan sighed. Like it would work out this time!


Hey everybody! 8)

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edited: Twabble formatted into two paragraphs like @dreamrock suggested. Thanks!
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Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by dreamrock » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:02 pm

Welcome to the board, Melliema! Quite an auspicious first post.

Since spaces, line feeds, etc. don't count into the total number of characters, I'd format it so a second paragraph starts with Bah!. It's a little easier to parse that way.

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Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by strawman » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:11 pm

Don't be afraid. Just picture your audience in their underwear.
Usually a pretty accurate picture.

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Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by melliema » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:26 pm

Well, @strawman, if what I am picturing is accurate - wow!!!!! SO GLAD to be here, though I've got stage fright AND performance anxiety now.
Thanks a lot! ;-)
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Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:47 pm

strawman wrote:Don't be afraid. Just picture your audience in their underwear.
Usually a pretty accurate picture.

Welkommen
Strawman means Willkommen, of course.
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Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by strawman » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:26 am

You'll love the place. It's virtually safe.
-Its easy to have frends if you let pepul laff at you.
But watch out for ROU. He'll get slobber on you.
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Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:52 am

strawman wrote:You'll love the place. It's virtually safe.
-Its easy to have frends if you let pepul laff at you.
But watch out for ROU. He'll get slobber on you.
pffttttpbbbttttthhhhh....

sorry, here's a kleenex...
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