In-of-body Experience

[InfernoFudd]

I can see my hands, they look like my hands, even though they have been better off. My legs are moving stiff and labored, even though I’m not telling them to. These clothes have seen their better days, but I can’t seem to take them off and put on a fresh set. I move faster now, what am I after? Oh no. Stop.
Stop.
Stop!
Oh God! What am I doing? What have I done? Gore smears my clothes now. I devour the flesh of another, I want to wretch, but I do not. Oh God, how can I stop!?

[ROU Killing Time]

Junior, be quiet and eat your brains like a nice zombie.

[mrsmica]

*retch

Yay for zombies! I love the title

[strawman]

The thing about zombies is that they are always so FRANTIC. Slow, but the urgency of appetite makes for a frantic kind of slow.
What they need is some manners. Chew your food before you swallow, guys. Take smaller bites. Savor your food. You are what you eat, guys; you're just the dead version.

Finally, spoon, not fork. The one between the soup and dessert spoons.

What zombies sorely lack is some manners.