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Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained")

Post by MattMooreWrites » Fri May 20, 2011 2:31 pm

Figured this was fitting considering what some are claiming will happen tomorrow:

As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.
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Re: Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained"

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 20, 2011 3:18 pm

MattMooreWrites wrote:As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.
Soulless body? That's just a term for lawyer, right? :wink:

Alas, length-Nazi says that this was too short to be a twabble.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by MattMooreWrites » Fri May 20, 2011 3:20 pm

Ah yes, you guy's DON'T include spaces in your count.
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Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained") Ag

Post by MattMooreWrites » Fri May 20, 2011 3:28 pm

As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their lurching, soulless bodies pursue, attack and devour those left behind.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Fri May 20, 2011 3:45 pm

Longer one is better!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 20, 2011 6:47 pm

Jesus is coming and
boy is he mad.
Soon he will kill us
the Bible said.
Say your prayers
Hail Marys too.
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The Velocirapture

Post by cranialwrench » Fri May 20, 2011 7:10 pm

Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!

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Re: The Velocirapture

Post by bell » Fri May 20, 2011 8:34 pm

cranialwrench wrote:Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!
Clap Clap Clap!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by bell » Fri May 20, 2011 8:39 pm

"If it don't include my dog," said Old Jake, "I ain't going."

Everyone was still there on Sunday, except Jake and his dog.
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Apocalypse. Now.

Post by Farseeker » Mon May 23, 2011 6:47 pm

The world shuddered, as if its very fabric were shattered. As foretold.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon May 23, 2011 11:31 pm

Man cannot know the day or the hour, as was written of old. Heaven and earth will pass away, leaving a blue screen of death.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 23, 2011 11:37 pm

strawman wrote:Man cannot know the day or the hour, as was written of old. Heaven and earth will pass away, leaving a blue screen of death.
Dammit! Billions of years and they still have pointer faults and buffer overruns (and Windoze™)?!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu May 26, 2011 12:18 am

On planets with children who behaved, the insides are made of chocolate and nuts. It's just us that got the lumps of coal.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Ashleiah » Thu May 26, 2011 12:25 am

My blind date giggled when I said I had skeletons in my closet. "Don't we all?" she said. Spearing another olive I smiled.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 26, 2011 12:30 am

Ashleiah wrote:My blind date giggled when I said I had skeletons in my closet. "Don't we all?" she said. Spearing another olive I smiled.
This would have been so much better if "olive" was capitalized. :twisted:

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strawman wrote:On planets with children who behaved, the insides are made of chocolate and nuts. It's just us that got the lumps of coal.
Ah, but WE also get delectable Uranium. "Mmmm. Uraaaniummm."

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 26, 2011 12:33 am

With supreme willpower, I freed my mind. My world exploded into pain then faded to black. Maybe I needed a body after all?

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Re: Regrets

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu May 26, 2011 2:55 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Farseeker wrote:I’m sorry. I swear.

Believe me, I’d turn back time if I could.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu May 26, 2011 1:54 pm

For 4 million hits, do it the hard way.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by oneman1973 » Thu May 26, 2011 10:45 pm

Morsels by P. R. Grenier

Looking at the pile of tasty bits she licked her lips then eat them with the rest of the body parts.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu May 26, 2011 10:50 pm

LOL awesome!
Welcome to the forums.

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