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zedaysi · Post by **zedaysi** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:36 pm

God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:20 am

zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!

Oh... geez. That would really suck.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:44 am

People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:51 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
Oh... geez. That would really suck.

Yeah. The LGBTHMPZR rainbow would have to borrow from Ultraviolet and Infrared.

FatSh7tCat · Post by **FatSh7tCat** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:34 pm

The round, red man with the suave shades stood on his desk. It said, not moving its black mouth, "Time to see your shrink."

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:33 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.

/facepalm...

You know, you don't HAVE to be an evil genius, right ASID?

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:34 pm

zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!

Time to plug my favorite author and recommend Iain M.Banks "The Player of Games" as being relevant to this twabble...

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:36 pm

FatSh7tCat wrote:The round, red man with the suave shades stood on his desk. It said, not moving its black mouth, "Time to see your shrink."

Welcome aboard!
Around here it's always time to see your shrink... Or your priest... Or, dear God, not that! ... Please!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:39 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.

/facepalm...

You know, you don't HAVE to be an evil genius, right ASID?

¿Hruh? I think you have me confused with the guy that invented those small, plastic, ketchup packets.
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FatSh7tCat · Post by **FatSh7tCat** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:06 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard!
Around here it's always time to see your shrink... Or your priest... Or, dear God, not that! ... Please!

Thanks! Being inspired by the 7up-man phone on my desk has caused it's fair share of psychological maladies

zedaysi · Post by **zedaysi** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:00 am

Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:17 am

zedaysi wrote:Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?

But, you should have titled it, "Dread Locks."

zedaysi · Post by **zedaysi** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:30 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
zedaysi wrote:Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?

But, you should have titled it, "Dread Locks."

You're right!

You can be co-author for that one.

What would you call this one then?

"Dogs next? No, too obvious. Humans!" said the anthropomorphic personification of Curiosity, sharpening his knife.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:38 am

zedaysi wrote:What would you call this one then?

"And then the can opener whirred, and all was forgotten."

Mikes · Post by **Mikes** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:42 am

I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:01 am

Mikes wrote:I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.

That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:03 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Mikes wrote:I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.
That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.

I totally get that. Yikes.

Mikes · Post by **Mikes** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:05 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.

I get that exact sentence a lot from my wife.

MattMooreWrites · Post by **MattMooreWrites** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:49 am

Seeing blood splattered across the trail, I recall those stories of a mad woodsman. For a second, I wonder if I'm in dang-

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:25 am

MattMooreWrites wrote:Seeing blood splattered across the trail, I recall those stories of a mad woodsman. For a second, I wonder if I'm in dang-

Ah, the old classic: "It’s behind you! Hurry before it" story. Congrats on your twitfic rite of passage!
But no worry for our hero. It was just an ax-cident. He wasn't really "jacked" in the woods by a lumber-worker.

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