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God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
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Oh... geez. That would really suck.zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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Bum Steer
People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Yeah. The LGBTHMPZR rainbow would have to borrow from Ultraviolet and Infrared.tbaker2500 wrote:Oh... geez. That would really suck.zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The round, red man with the suave shades stood on his desk. It said, not moving its black mouth, "Time to see your shrink."
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/facepalm...Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.
You know, you don't HAVE to be an evil genius, right ASID?
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Time to plug my favorite author and recommend Iain M.Banks "The Player of Games" as being relevant to this twabble...zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Welcome aboard!FatSh7tCat wrote:The round, red man with the suave shades stood on his desk. It said, not moving its black mouth, "Time to see your shrink."
Around here it's always time to see your shrink... Or your priest... Or, dear God, not that! ... Please!
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¿Hruh? I think you have me confused with the guy that invented those small, plastic, ketchup packets.ROU Killing Time wrote:/facepalm...Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.
You know, you don't HAVE to be an evil genius, right ASID?
I'm just a humble, lovable, Mexican-AI, twabble-bot.

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Thanks! Being inspired by the 7up-man phone on my desk has caused it's fair share of psychological maladiesAlgernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard!
Around here it's always time to see your shrink... Or your priest... Or, dear God, not that! ... Please!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?
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zedaysi wrote:Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?

But, you should have titled it, "Dread Locks."
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You're right!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:zedaysi wrote:Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?![]()
But, you should have titled it, "Dread Locks."
You can be co-author for that one.
What would you call this one then?
"Dogs next? No, too obvious. Humans!" said the anthropomorphic personification of Curiosity, sharpening his knife.
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"And then the can opener whirred, and all was forgotten."zedaysi wrote:What would you call this one then?
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I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!
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That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.Mikes wrote:I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.
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I totally get that. Yikes.ROU Killing Time wrote:That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.Mikes wrote:I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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I get that exact sentence a lot from my wife.ROU Killing Time wrote:That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!
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A Lovely Day for a Hike
Seeing blood splattered across the trail, I recall those stories of a mad woodsman. For a second, I wonder if I'm in dang-
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Ah, the old classic: "It’s behind you! Hurry before it" story. Congrats on your twitfic rite of passage!MattMooreWrites wrote:Seeing blood splattered across the trail, I recall those stories of a mad woodsman. For a second, I wonder if I'm in dang-
But no worry for our hero. It was just an ax-cident. He wasn't really "jacked" in the woods by a lumber-worker.
