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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:32 am

olivaw wrote:Prolixity causes spontaneous gargantuanism in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Serves em right for being so close to Ireland.

Welcome aboard!

HR_Duff_n_Stuff · Post by **HR_Duff_n_Stuff** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:48 pm

Won't Uncle Norman Be Surprised!

The diploma looked real.
Mister Eddie's Father pondered his quiet shy housekeeper.
*Doctor* Livingstone, I presume?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The always-on pop-culture cross-referencer couldn't leave
the quote from Henry Stanley alone.

And wow, I got behind in my episodes and just that The Original Chewer of Sinnery was
picked for the Fathers Day show. Thank You! This sets the hook...(fair warning)

Foxfyre Recluse · Post by **Foxfyre Recluse** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:19 am

“Replace glass air” he said and two things happened: glass disappeared beneath his fingers and possibilities opened.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:43 am

"Father, guide my sword."
But Inigo's father was dead, while Count Rugen guided his own sword.
And so the princess died.

zedaysi · Post by **zedaysi** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:36 am

"I couldn't say," she asked. "Is narrative causality broken?" I replied. Afterwards we lived happily once upon a time.

HR_Duff_n_Stuff · Post by **HR_Duff_n_Stuff** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:52 am

Messing with the wrong waitress.

"Boards don't hit back."
I think Bruce Lee must have been dyslexically mistaken 'cuz ol Roz clocked him with a haymaker.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:30 am

I have nightmares when I'm chased by wolves. It's unfortunate, since that's an awful time for a person to fall asleep...

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:37 pm

munsi wrote:I have nightmares when I'm chased by wolves. It's unfortunate, since that's an awful time for a person to fall asleep...

Isn't the properly incorrect phrase "I have nightmares where I'm chased by wolves"? Or is that just when Canadians roll?

HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote:Messing with the wrong waitress.
"Boards don't hit back."
I think Bruce Lee must have been dyslexically mistaken 'cuz ol Roz clocked him with a haymaker.

To "clock with a haymaker" is a seriously mixed metaphor. Does the clockface have a baleful expression?
Why are all waitresses Roz? Why not Zor? Or Acile?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:45 pm

strawman wrote:
munsi wrote:I have nightmares when I'm chased by wolves. It's unfortunate, since that's an awful time for a person to fall asleep...
Isn't the properly incorrect phrase "I have nightmares where I'm chased by wolves"? Or is that just when Canadians roll?

Nope. when is correct. It's the key to the gag; get it?
'Cides, you should have suggested wherefore.

Anywho, if you fall asleep while some cute doggies are chasing you, it's just Nature's gentle way of saying, "You're puppy chow."

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:56 pm

Some good ones, people!

olivaw · Post by **olivaw** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:14 pm

With a barbed claw, the arachnid grasped the dainty teacup. I munched warily on the dried brain she offered in exchange.

Well, that was my weekend, how was yours?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:39 pm

Excellent. But please move down to the General Content thread so as not to split the thread.

olivaw · Post by **olivaw** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:44 pm

oops, sorry

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:52 am

"Anybody got a hairband?" Suzy asked, brushing her bangs from her face.
"Funny you should ask," Joe Elliott replied...

Tallpaul · Post by **Tallpaul** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:13 pm

I've driven by here often.
I've seen the junk, the "Free" sign.
There was an old green bicycle.
Looking @ it terrified me.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:50 pm

Wilkommen, Tallpaul. Bienvenue. Welcome!
You may use > 100 chars to explain,
or not, if you wish
to serve a mystery dish.

Foxfyre Recluse · Post by **Foxfyre Recluse** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:26 am

Night time, standing at bow, the dipper his guide; he hears the waterfall roar and he calmly awaits the edge of the world.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:49 am

Maybe why little children never want to go to sleep.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:29 pm

"We use industry standard encryption to protect your data."

"But most web sites don't use any encryption!"

"Exactly."

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:26 pm

He had no Shark Week spirit, so I filled his house with sharks. He didn't learn, but he's dead, so that's not my problem...

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