Serves em right for being so close to Ireland.olivaw wrote:Prolixity causes spontaneous gargantuanism in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

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Serves em right for being so close to Ireland.olivaw wrote:Prolixity causes spontaneous gargantuanism in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Isn't the properly incorrect phrase "I have nightmares where I'm chased by wolves"? Or is that just when Canadians roll?munsi wrote:I have nightmares when I'm chased by wolves. It's unfortunate, since that's an awful time for a person to fall asleep...
To "clock with a haymaker" is a seriously mixed metaphor. Does the clockface have a baleful expression?HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote:Messing with the wrong waitress.
"Boards don't hit back."
I think Bruce Lee must have been dyslexically mistaken 'cuz ol Roz clocked him with a haymaker.
Nope. when is correct. It's the key to the gag; get it?strawman wrote:Isn't the properly incorrect phrase "I have nightmares where I'm chased by wolves"? Or is that just when Canadians roll?munsi wrote:I have nightmares when I'm chased by wolves. It's unfortunate, since that's an awful time for a person to fall asleep...